Bumprom Gomel

Belarusian First League
6 Jul 2033
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Process
362 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

4 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The worst morning at Bumprom Gomel

Administrators in the building, 9 points off the table, and a squad that cannot be added to. The football will carry on; the club it was played for has, for the moment, been taken out of its own hands.

Squad

Denis Zakharov damages knee ligaments — 124 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 124 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Bumprom Gomel sink to position 11

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Bumprom Gomel is running low.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Paul Hughes at 21 — 8.09

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Paul Hughes did not need any: 8.09, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Artem Miroevskiy and Bumprom Gomel agree another 2 years.

Squad

Stanislav Kendysh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$275.8K from the owner keeps Bumprom Gomel afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

Back issues
361 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

27 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Denis Zakharov damages knee ligaments — 133 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 133 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Bumprom Gomel throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Ostrovets the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Bumprom Gomel will enjoy reviewing.

The dugout

Lorenzo Santarelli says Bumprom Gomel went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Both of them Paul Hughes's — 8.79

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.79, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 27. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Davide De Marchi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Brest tell Bumprom Gomel: Denis Grechikho is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

360 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

20 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Denis Zakharov out for 141 days

141 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Danila Firsov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bumprom Gomel can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Kirill Dragun

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Bumprom Gomel have done the hard part with Minsk, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Lorenzo Santarelli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel rebuffed over Andrei Chalavach

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. BATE have kept their man, and Bumprom Gomel go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Denis Zakharov is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Bumprom Gomel has been clear about where Denis Zakharov stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

Artem Miroevskiy linked with a move away

The name of Artem Miroevskiy keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

359 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

13 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Paul Hughes at 21 — 8.90

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Paul Hughes did not need any: 8.90, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Uladzimir Volodko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Bumprom Gomel find a way past Baranovichi

Baranovichi made Bumprom Gomel work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yaroslav Makushinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Paul Hughes

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Pavel Malevich

Marked 8.57 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vitaliy Zygmantovich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vitaliy Zygmantovich, and the manager let it.

In brief

358 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

6 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The administrators have gone from Bumprom Gomel

A year of somebody else signing off every invoice ends this week. The books are smaller, the squad is smaller, and for the first time since it began the club is allowed to plan.

Market

Only the photograph left for Egor Martynovich

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Egor Martynovich will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bumprom Gomel the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Paul Hughes, 21, steals the show — 7.75

Marked 7.75 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Ivan Bachauskas stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ivan Bachauskas and Bumprom Gomel agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sino Absamadov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 239% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Sino Absamadov makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Match

Bumprom Gomel refuse to lose to Molodechno

A point taken on 85 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

In brief

357 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

30 May 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Orsha take the points off Bumprom Gomel

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Joshua Mitchell left the room before anybody could ask which.

Market

Alexandre Borges already looking beyond Bumprom Gomel

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

Market

Bumprom Gomel buy the years ahead of Alexandre Borges

He is 19, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

The dugout

The form table has caught Lorenzo Santarelli

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Squad

Young player of the week: Grzegorz Blaszczykowski

At 20 he was the best of everybody his age in the division for one weekend. Nobody should build a career on it and everybody quietly does.

In brief

356 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

23 May 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Bumprom Gomel board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Pavel Malevich hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bumprom Gomel can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Bumprom Gomel cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov sends Bumprom Gomel past Lokomotiv Gomel

It finished 2‑1, and it was Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Bumprom Gomel.

The terraces

Bumprom Gomel supporters have found a favourite in Grzegorz Blaszczykowski

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Grzegorz Blaszczykowski has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov at his very best

Marked 8.10. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Bumprom Gomel.

The dugout

Joshua Mitchell has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Joshua Mitchell on a 2‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

355 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

16 May 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Uladzimir Volodko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Lorenzo Santarelli in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Pavel Malevich the difference as Bumprom Gomel beat Arsenal Dzerzhinsk

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Pavel Malevich. 1‑0 against Arsenal Dzerzhinsk, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Bumprom Gomel

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Player ratings

Pavel Malevich was the difference for Bumprom Gomel

Marked 7.69. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Joshua Mitchell kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

Lorenzo Santarelli dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Player ratings

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

354 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

9 May 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Artem Miroevskiy puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Egor Martynovich has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Bumprom Gomel they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Sino Absamadov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sino Absamadov and Bumprom Gomel agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yaroslav Makushinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

196% of the income goes out in wages at Bumprom Gomel

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

Bumprom Gomel find a way past Uni-X Labs

Uni-X Labs made Bumprom Gomel work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov

Marked 8.06 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Maksim Signevich

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

353 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

2 May 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Bumprom Gomel sink to position 12

5 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Raman Kendysh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Grzegorz Blaszczykowski runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Sino Absamadov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sino Absamadov and Bumprom Gomel agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yaroslav Makushinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Volna Pinsk take the points off Bumprom Gomel

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lorenzo Santarelli

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lorenzo Santarelli, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Joshua Mitchell to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

352 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

25 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Bumprom Gomel

A 0‑3 beating by Belshina was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Bumprom Gomel know it.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Inquest at Bumprom Gomel

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑3 defeat, delivered by Joshua Mitchell to a room that had heard them before.

Player ratings

Egor Martynovich will replay that one

1 error, one goal, and a night in front of the same three seconds. He will see it tonight, tomorrow and probably in February, and everybody who has played knows exactly which frame he keeps stopping on.

In brief

351 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

18 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

At last: Bumprom Gomel win one

24 matches without a win, and then this, against Osipovichi. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Player ratings

Grzegorz Blaszczykowski, 20, steals the show — 7.76

Marked 7.76 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Market

Uladzimir Volodko asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Grzegorz Blaszczykowski

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Bumprom Gomel find a way past Osipovichi

Osipovichi made Bumprom Gomel work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Boardroom

Embargo at Bumprom Gomel

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

In brief

350 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

11 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

24 matches without a win for Bumprom Gomel

The run now stands at 24, and the questions being asked around Bumprom Gomel are no longer polite ones.

Match

Bumprom Gomel bow out of the cup

Minsk go through and Bumprom Gomel go home, 0‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Bumprom Gomel

0‑3 against Slonim, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Artem Miroevskiy asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Egor Martynovich

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Egor Martynovich will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bumprom Gomel the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Bumprom Gomel cannot find the net

5 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

164% of the income goes out in wages at Bumprom Gomel

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

349 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

4 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

22 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 25. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Raman Kendysh puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Bumprom Gomel cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bumprom Gomel against Lida

0‑2 to Lida, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lorenzo Santarelli

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lorenzo Santarelli, and the manager let it.

Squad

A step back for Danila Firsov at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

In brief

348 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

28 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

21 matches without a win for Bumprom Gomel

The run now stands at 21, and the questions being asked around Bumprom Gomel are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Joshua Mitchell is the new Bumprom Gomel manager

“This is a club with real history, and I did not have to think about it for long.” The new manager takes charge with every slate wiped clean.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ivan Bachauskas

Successful dribbles: 38. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Lorenzo Santarelli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Yaroslav Makushinskiy is playing like a man with something to prove

The oldest phenomenon in the sport: a new voice in the dressing room and suddenly everybody is available for everything. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is training as though the last team sheet never existed, because as far as he is concerned it does not.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Yaroslav Makushinskiy

7.18, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Bumprom Gomel had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

The dugout

Joshua Mitchell: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

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Market

Uladzimir Volodko asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Embargo at Bumprom Gomel

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Market

Bumprom Gomel put Egor Martynovich up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Egor Martynovich may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

The dugout

Lorenzo Rubino asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Artem Miroevskiy talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Bumprom Gomel know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Bumprom Gomel would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

Still no signature from Egor Martynovich

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Bumprom Gomel could get for him.

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14 Mar 2033
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Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

20 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

A hiding for Bumprom Gomel

Beaten 0‑3 by Baranovichi, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Artem Miroevskiy hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bumprom Gomel can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Egor Martynovich is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bumprom Gomel is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Egor Martynovich signs for Orsha while still at Bumprom Gomel

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Egor Martynovich has agreed terms with Orsha for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Stanislav Kendysh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Bumprom Gomel dugout

13 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Yaroslav Makushinskiy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

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7 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

19 matches without a win for Bumprom Gomel

The run now stands at 19, and the questions being asked around Bumprom Gomel are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel run out of patience with Mikalai Shikavka

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Mikalai Shikavka clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Player ratings

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 33. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

An empty coaching office at Bumprom Gomel

There is nobody left to promote and nobody left to run a session. The board have brought in a name the supporters do not know, and the question of how a club gets here will outlast whoever answers it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Bumprom Gomel for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel told to sell

The instruction came from the boardroom and the dugout did not agree with it. Somebody will go, the fee will be called good business, and the manager will spend the season rebuilding around the space.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Yaroslav Makushinskiy and Bumprom Gomel agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yaroslav Makushinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

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28 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel close the window on a squad of their own making

7 in and 10 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Isloch tell Bumprom Gomel: Egor Malevich is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov already looking beyond Bumprom Gomel

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

Market

The Sino Absamadov story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Sino Absamadov signs something — a contract at Bumprom Gomel or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Competition arrives for Artem Miroevskiy

A new face in his position and a shirt he thought he owned suddenly up for discussion. Bumprom Gomel have promised nothing, which is what clubs promise at this stage.

Squad

Kristiyan Hadzhinikolov has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Bumprom Gomel know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

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21 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Grzegorz Blaszczykowski hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bumprom Gomel can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Georginio De Ligt

Bumprom Gomel asked and Uni-X Labs said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Bumprom Gomel

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ivan Bachauskas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ivan Bachauskas, and the manager let it.

Squad

Nazar Chizh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Still no ink between Bumprom Gomel and Maksim Signevich

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Bumprom Gomel, another week without a signature from Maksim Signevich.

Market

The Artem Miroevskiy talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Bumprom Gomel know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Still no signature from Grzegorz Blaszczykowski

5 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Bumprom Gomel could get for him.

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14 Feb 2033
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Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Bumprom Gomel is running low.

Market

Uladzimir Volodko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bumprom Gomel can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Vitaliy Nekhaichik rejects the move

Bumprom Gomel had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Arsenal Dzerzhinsk, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Market

As if he never left: Maksim Signevich returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Maksim Signevich is a Bumprom Gomel player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Lorenzo Santarelli and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Andrei Chalavach

Bumprom Gomel asked and BATE said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Mikalai Palitsevich steps up from the Bumprom Gomel academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Mikalai Palitsevich has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Bumprom Gomel promote Sergei Filipenko from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Sergei Filipenko has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

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7 Feb 2033
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Match

Bumprom Gomel sink to position 12

2 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Dzmitry Kendysh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bumprom Gomel can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Ivan Bachauskas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Vitaliy Makas

Bumprom Gomel asked and BATE said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lorenzo Rubino

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lorenzo Rubino, and the manager let it.

Squad

Denis Zakharov is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Denis Zakharov has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel ask about Kirill Dragun

A loan enquiry to Minsk: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Market

The shop window has Denis Zakharov in it

Bumprom Gomel have let the market know Denis Zakharov can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

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31 Jan 2033
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The terraces

Anger at Bumprom Gomel spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Dnepr Mogilev tell Bumprom Gomel: Maksim Pavlov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Pavel Malevich already looking beyond Bumprom Gomel

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

The dugout

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Squad

No place for Pavel Malevich in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Bumprom Gomel are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel ask about Andrei Chalavach

A loan enquiry to BATE: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Uladzislau Arlouski is in the works

Bumprom Gomel have made the call to Torpedo-BelAZ. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

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24 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yaroslav Makushinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Grzegorz Blaszczykowski's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Bumprom Gomel are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

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17 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Bumprom Gomel boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Mikalai Arlouski damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Stanislav Kendysh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yaroslav Makushinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages eat 121% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Pavel Pavlov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bumprom Gomel, and both men came out saying it was fine.

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10 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mikalai Arlouski

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Bumprom Gomel are in real trouble now

Position 12, 2 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Uladzimir Volodko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bumprom Gomel can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Raman Kendysh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Raman Kendysh, and the manager let it.

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336 Edition

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3 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mikalai Arlouski

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel put Mikalai Shikavka on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Bumprom Gomel

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ivan Bachauskas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ivan Bachauskas, and the manager let it.

The dugout

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The manager's exit leaves Denis Zakharov exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Denis Zakharov is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

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27 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mikalai Arlouski

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Danila Firsov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Embargo at Bumprom Gomel

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

The dugout

Ivan Bachauskas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bumprom Gomel, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

No hiding place for Anton Korzun

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Anton Korzun, and the manager let it.

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334 Edition

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20 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Bumprom Gomel boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Lorenzo Santarelli and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sino Absamadov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

160% of the income goes out in wages at Bumprom Gomel

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Lorenzo Rubino gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Anton Korzun asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

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333 Edition

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13 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Bumprom Gomel sink to position 12

2 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Uladzimir Volodko asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Yaroslav Makushinskiy for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Bumprom Gomel will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Bumprom Gomel count the cost of losing Yan Kislyak

14 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

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332 Edition

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6 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Bumprom Gomel board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Artem Miroevskiy and Bumprom Gomel agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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Market

The Sino Absamadov story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Sino Absamadov signs something — a contract at Bumprom Gomel or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

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29 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sino Absamadov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Denis Zakharov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Bumprom Gomel count the cost of losing Egor Pavlov

19 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

The Artem Miroevskiy question follows Bumprom Gomel around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Artem Miroevskiy’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

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330 Edition

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22 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yaroslav Makushinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

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15 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Bumprom Gomel sink to position 12

2 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Uladzimir Volodko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Stanislav Kendysh pulls a muscle — 15 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 15 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nazar Chizh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nazar Chizh, and the manager let it.

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8 Nov 2032
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The terraces

Supporters organise against the Bumprom Gomel board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Nazar Chizh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Raman Kendysh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Raman Kendysh, and the manager let it.

Market

Sino Absamadov linked with a move away

The name of Sino Absamadov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

A season on the outside for Yan Korzun

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Bumprom Gomel has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

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327 Edition

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1 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yaroslav Makushinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Bumprom Gomel count the cost of losing Egor Pavlov

47 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Boardroom

Embargo at Bumprom Gomel

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

The dugout

Lorenzo Rubino gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Artem Miroevskiy question follows Bumprom Gomel around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Artem Miroevskiy’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

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25 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Bumprom Gomel boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 196% of the Bumprom Gomel income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Ivan Bachauskas knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bumprom Gomel, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Anton Dragun gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

325 Edition

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18 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Bumprom Gomel sink to position 12

2 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Uladzimir Volodko puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sino Absamadov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

One of our own: Anton Korzun joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Anton Korzun is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Bumprom Gomel promote Mikalai Martynovich from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Mikalai Martynovich has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Vitaliy Bykau joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Vitaliy Bykau is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

The dugout

Ivan Bachauskas knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ivan Bachauskas trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

No hiding place for Pavel Pavlov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pavel Pavlov, and the manager let it.

In brief

324 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Bumprom Gomel board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yaroslav Makushinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Egor Martynovich placed on the list

Bumprom Gomel have made Egor Martynovich available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

Sino Absamadov linked with a move away

The name of Sino Absamadov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Pavel Pavlov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bumprom Gomel, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Pavel Korzun leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Pavel Korzun leaves Bumprom Gomel the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

Market

Viktar Dragun leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Viktar Dragun leaves Bumprom Gomel the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

Squad

The training reports on Artem Miroevskiy are not good

A bad Saturday is forgiven; a bad Tuesday is chosen. Standards have slipped and in a building where everybody watches everybody, it has been noticed.

In brief

323 Edition

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4 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel put Mikalai Shikavka on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Bumprom Gomel

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yaroslav Makushinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Grzegorz Blaszczykowski wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Bumprom Gomel know it.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Bumprom Gomel

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

The dugout

Denis Zakharov without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Denis Zakharov was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

Market

The shop window has Yaroslav Makushinskiy in it

Bumprom Gomel have let the market know Yaroslav Makushinskiy can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

The dugout

Yan Savitski gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

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322 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

27 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sino Absamadov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 189% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Nazar Chizh gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Kirill Shikavka asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

321 Edition

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20 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Bumprom Gomel are in real trouble now

Position 12, 2 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

The dugout

Nazar Chizh: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bumprom Gomel have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Lorenzo Santarelli was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yaroslav Makushinskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Slutsk tell Bumprom Gomel: Vadzim Pavlov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Raman Kendysh

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Uladzimir Volodko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Uladzimir Volodko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The window shut and Pavel Pavlov is still in the building

Bumprom Gomel spent a month trying to move him and nobody rang back. He trains with a squad that has told him where he stands, and both sides start counting down to the next one.

Squad

Lorenzo Rubino starts on the language

Two hours a week with a tutor, which is the least glamorous thing at Bumprom Gomel and the one that decides whether a foreign signing is still here in two years.

In brief

320 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

13 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Bumprom Gomel board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel close the window on a squad of their own making

21 in and 24 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Ivan Bachauskas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yaroslav Makushinskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

BATE tell Bumprom Gomel: Vitaliy Makas is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lorenzo Rubino

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lorenzo Rubino, and the manager let it.

Market

Grzegorz Blaszczykowski placed on the list

Bumprom Gomel have made Grzegorz Blaszczykowski available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

Sino Absamadov linked with a move away

The name of Sino Absamadov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Lorenzo Rubino remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at Bumprom Gomel would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

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6 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

Mikita Makas turns down Bumprom Gomel

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Slutsk keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

BATE tell Bumprom Gomel: Mikalai Savitski is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Sino Absamadov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

The dugout

Ivan Bachauskas gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel try to borrow Vitaliy Nekhaichik

Arsenal Dzerzhinsk have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

Anton Dragun named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Anton Dragun is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Market

The shop window has Lorenzo Rubino in it

Bumprom Gomel have let the market know Lorenzo Rubino can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

318 Edition

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30 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

18 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Bumprom Gomel boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Anton Dragun, 16, steals the show — 7.95

Marked 7.95 at 16, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Dzmitry Kislyak

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Bumprom Gomel have done the hard part with Torpedo-BelAZ, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Georginio De Ligt

Bumprom Gomel asked and Uni-X Labs said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Wages eat 205% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

317 Edition

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23 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Bumprom Gomel's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bumprom Gomel has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bumprom Gomel

Position 12 and 1 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Player ratings

A brace, and Denis Zakharov takes the afternoon — 8.65

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Denis Zakharov provided it, and the 8.65 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Ivan Bachauskas was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

BATE tell Bumprom Gomel: Andrei Chalavach is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lorenzo Santarelli

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lorenzo Santarelli, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Bumprom Gomel face Orsha in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

In brief

316 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

16 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Bumprom Gomel's wait for a win

16 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bumprom Gomel has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

Anger at Bumprom Gomel spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Ivan Bachauskas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 34. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Kirill Makas asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Yan Laptev

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Bumprom Gomel have done the hard part with Smorgon, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Miroevskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel rebuffed over Mikalai Noyok

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Vitebsk have kept their man, and Bumprom Gomel go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Looking ahead

A six-pointer for Bumprom Gomel

Lokomotiv Gomel next, and both sides can do the sum. Win and the table looks different; lose and it looks the way everybody has been fearing.

In brief

315 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

9 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

15 matches without a win for Bumprom Gomel

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around Bumprom Gomel are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Veras out for 74 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

9 saves: Lorenzo Santarelli was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 9 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Artem Miroevskiy, 33, rolls back the years — 7.87

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.87 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Ihar Chalavach hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bumprom Gomel can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Egor Skavysh is a medical away from Bumprom Gomel

The deal with Slutsk is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Yaroslav Makushinskiy and Bumprom Gomel agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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314 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

2 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Veras out for 81 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Bumprom Gomel boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Pavel Pavlov asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yaroslav Makushinskiy and Bumprom Gomel agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Danila Firsov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mikalai Savitski

Bumprom Gomel asked and BATE said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 190% of the Bumprom Gomel income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

In brief

313 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

26 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bumprom Gomel

Position 13 and 0 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Veras out for 88 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Anton Dragun asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Bumprom Gomel

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Andrey Dernov

Bumprom Gomel asked and Baranovichi said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Miroevskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bumprom Gomel against Baranovichi

0‑2 to Baranovichi, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

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19 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Bumprom Gomel spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Ivan Veras breaks a bone — 95 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 95 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

6 saves: Lorenzo Santarelli was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Kirill Shikavka puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Uladzislau Yablonski due for a Bumprom Gomel medical

Everything agreed with Dinamo Brest, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Bumprom Gomel

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Ivan Bachauskas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Maksim Makas’s goal not enough for Bumprom Gomel

Maksim Makas scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Osipovichi, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief

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12 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Veras out for 102 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Bumprom Gomel

0‑3 against Slonim, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Player ratings

Ivan Bachauskas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Transfer targets

Dzmitry Kislyak due for a Bumprom Gomel medical

Everything agreed with Torpedo-BelAZ, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Stanislav Kendysh in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

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Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Miroevskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Bumprom Gomel leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

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5 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Ivan Veras breaks a bone — 109 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 109 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel spell it out for Mikalai Shikavka

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Mikalai Shikavka has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Match

A hiding for Bumprom Gomel

Beaten 0‑3 by Lida, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

Maksim Signevich has agreed to leave Bumprom Gomel for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Miroevskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

175% of the income goes out in wages at Bumprom Gomel

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

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28 Jun 2032
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Squad

A fracture rules Ivan Veras out for 116 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bumprom Gomel

Position 13 and 0 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Maksim Signevich is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bumprom Gomel is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bumprom Gomel against Niva

1‑3 to Niva, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

Bumprom Gomel promote Andrei Hleb from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Andrei Hleb has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Egor Kavalyou joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Egor Kavalyou is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Hleb Chalavach joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Hleb Chalavach is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

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21 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Bumprom Gomel spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Lorenzo Santarelli damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel rebuffed over Georginio De Ligt

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Uni-X Labs have kept their man, and Bumprom Gomel go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Miroevskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Maksim Signevich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Maksim Signevich, and the manager let it.

Market

The Artem Miroevskiy story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Artem Miroevskiy signs something — a contract at Bumprom Gomel or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Boardroom

The window opens at Bumprom Gomel

A month in which every rumour is possible and most of them are nonsense. The manager has a list, the board has a number, and neither is telling the other the whole of it.

The dugout

Anton Dragun gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Anton Dragun is on it.

In brief

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14 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lorenzo Santarelli

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Bumprom Gomel

0‑6 against Smorgon, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

8 matches without a win for Bumprom Gomel

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Bumprom Gomel are no longer polite ones.

Squad

7 saves: Nazar Chizh was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Bumprom Gomel and Smorgon in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Danila Firsov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ivan Bachauskas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

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Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Miroevskiy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

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7 Jun 2032
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Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel go into administration

The club is in the hands of administrators, 9 points have gone off the table, and no signing may be made until further notice. Everything this season was about was decided in a room nobody from the ground was sitting in.

Squad

The knee: Lorenzo Santarelli out for 31 days

31 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Danila Firsov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Danila Firsov and Bumprom Gomel agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Danila Firsov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

$267.9K from the owner keeps Bumprom Gomel afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Boardroom

Wages eat 165% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Molodechno take the points off Bumprom Gomel

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Embargo at Bumprom Gomel

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

In brief

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31 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Lorenzo Santarelli out for 38 days

38 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Bumprom Gomel are in real trouble now

Position 12, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Ivan Bachauskas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Miroevskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Ivan Bachauskas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Late, late show earns Bumprom Gomel a point

Minute 88, against Orsha, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Bumprom Gomel reaches $6.6M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $6.6M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Egor Martynovich

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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24 May 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lorenzo Santarelli

45 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Bumprom Gomel

0‑7 against Lokomotiv Gomel, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Nazar Chizh stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

No end in sight to Bumprom Gomel's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bumprom Gomel has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Ivan Sivakov asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

7 goals as Bumprom Gomel and Lokomotiv Gomel go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Bumprom Gomel and Lokomotiv Gomel, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Bumprom Gomel

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

In brief

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17 May 2032
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Squad

Lorenzo Santarelli damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ivan Bachauskas

Successful dribbles: 40. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The wait goes on for Bumprom Gomel

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Match

Bumprom Gomel come up short against Ostrovets

Ostrovets left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Maksim Signevich

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Mikalai Shikavka left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Ivan Bachauskas knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ivan Bachauskas trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

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10 May 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Lorenzo Santarelli out for 59 days

59 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Player ratings

Ivan Bachauskas beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Yaroslav Makushinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Miroevskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 143% of the Bumprom Gomel income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bumprom Gomel against Uni-X Labs

0‑2 to Uni-X Labs, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Embargo at Bumprom Gomel

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Mikalai Shikavka left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Egor Kavalyou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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3 May 2032
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Squad

Lorenzo Santarelli damages knee ligaments — 66 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 66 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel are a club again

The supervision ends, the embargo lifts, and a chairman may sign a cheque without asking anybody. It has taken a year and it has cost a squad, and this is still the best boardroom morning the club has had in that year.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bumprom Gomel

Position 11 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Artem Miroevskiy and Bumprom Gomel agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Bumprom Gomel come up short against Volna Pinsk

Volna Pinsk left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Ivan Bachauskas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Bumprom Gomel reaches $6.5M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $6.5M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

In brief

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26 Apr 2032
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Squad

13 saves: Nazar Chizh was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 13 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

The knee: Lorenzo Santarelli out for 73 days

73 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Bumprom Gomel board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Baranovichi take the points off Bumprom Gomel

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Mikalai Shikavka to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Ihar Chalavach falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Raman Kendysh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Raman Kendysh, and the manager let it.

Market

The Artem Miroevskiy story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Artem Miroevskiy signs something — a contract at Bumprom Gomel or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

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19 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Lorenzo Santarelli out for 80 days

80 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Ivan Veras puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Anton Dragun at 16 — 8.67

The hardest thing about being 16 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Anton Dragun did not need any: 8.67, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

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Artem Miroevskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Anton Dragun the difference as Bumprom Gomel beat Osipovichi

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Anton Dragun. 2‑1 against Osipovichi, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Lorenzo Santarelli and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

One of their own: Anton Dragun

He is 16 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

At last: Bumprom Gomel win one

5 matches without a win, and then this, against Osipovichi. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

In brief

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12 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Lorenzo Santarelli out for 87 days

87 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

5 matches without a win for Bumprom Gomel

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Bumprom Gomel are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Ivan Bachauskas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 138% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Bumprom Gomel come up short against Slonim

Slonim left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Embargo at Bumprom Gomel

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

The dugout

Egor Martynovich gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Mikalai Shikavka left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

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5 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lorenzo Santarelli damages knee ligaments — 94 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 94 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Bumprom Gomel out of the cup

Minsk ended it 1‑4. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Bumprom Gomel

0‑3 against Lida, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

7 saves: Nazar Chizh was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Minsk leaves Bumprom Gomel explaining themselves

1-4, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Match

No end in sight to Bumprom Gomel's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bumprom Gomel has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Stanislav Kendysh signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Stanislav Kendysh commits to Bumprom Gomel for another 4 years.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Bumprom Gomel

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

In brief

  • The dugout Ivan Bachauskas gets it from the manager
  • Boardroom Nobody left the Bumprom Gomel dressing room in a hurry
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
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29 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Lorenzo Santarelli out for 101 days

101 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Bumprom Gomel taken apart

0‑3 to Niva, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Player ratings

Ivan Bachauskas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Bumprom Gomel count the cost of losing Ivan Veras

22 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Stanislav Kendysh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Maksim Signevich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Maksim Signevich, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Bumprom Gomel

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

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22 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Lorenzo Santarelli out for 108 days

108 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Ivan Veras asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

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Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Artem Miroevskiy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Sino Absamadov talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Bumprom Gomel know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Still no signature from Maksim Signevich

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Bumprom Gomel could get for him.

Market

Nazar Chizh placed on the list

Bumprom Gomel have made Nazar Chizh available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

Valery Gordeichuk knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bumprom Gomel, and both men came out saying it was fine.

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15 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Lorenzo Santarelli out for 115 days

115 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Bumprom Gomel

0‑4 against Smorgon, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sino Absamadov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Embargo at Bumprom Gomel

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Boardroom

Wages eat 134% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Maksim Signevich is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Bumprom Gomel has been clear about where Maksim Signevich stands, which is more than many ever get.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Bumprom Gomel

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑4 Mikalai Shikavka left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

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8 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Lorenzo Santarelli damages knee ligaments — 122 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 122 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Ivan Bachauskas scores twice — 8.32

Two goals and a mark of 8.32 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Boardroom

The Bumprom Gomel board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Bumprom Gomel

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ivan Bachauskas

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Bumprom Gomel find a way past Molodechno

Molodechno made Bumprom Gomel work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Market

Dzmitry Kendysh steps up from the Bumprom Gomel academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Dzmitry Kendysh has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

292 Edition

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1 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Lorenzo Santarelli out for 129 days

129 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Bumprom Gomel board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel close the window on a squad of their own making

4 in and 5 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Bumprom Gomel lose Ivan Veras

50 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sino Absamadov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Looking ahead

Sino Absamadov faces his old club

Molodechno next, and one man in the Bumprom Gomel dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

Egor Martynovich placed on the list

Bumprom Gomel have made Egor Martynovich available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

The manager makes Danila Firsov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Bumprom Gomel. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

291 Edition

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23 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lorenzo Santarelli damages knee ligaments — 136 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 136 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Bumprom Gomel are in real trouble now

Position 11, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Ivan Veras puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Lorenzo Santarelli and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sino Absamadov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Sino Absamadov linked with a move away

The name of Sino Absamadov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Maksim Signevich runs his contract down

5 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Bumprom Gomel money.

The dugout

Raman Savitski asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

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16 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Bumprom Gomel

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Egor Martynovich was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The clock does Mikhail Kazimir’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Bumprom Gomel could ask drops and the wages Mikhail Kazimir can ask rise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Anton Dragun

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Anton Dragun, and the manager let it.

Market

Artem Miroevskiy linked with a move away

The name of Artem Miroevskiy keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Sergei Rios leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Sergei Rios leaves Bumprom Gomel the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

Market

Hleb Filipenko leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Hleb Filipenko leaves Bumprom Gomel the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

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9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Mikhail Kazimir has agreed to leave Bumprom Gomel for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel rebuffed over Georginio De Ligt

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Uni-X Labs have kept their man, and Bumprom Gomel go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sino Absamadov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

150% of the income goes out in wages at Bumprom Gomel

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

One of our own: Raman Savitski joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Raman Savitski is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Bumprom Gomel promote Artem Nekhaichik from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Artem Nekhaichik has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Bumprom Gomel promote Vitaliy Hleb from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Vitaliy Hleb has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

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2 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Bumprom Gomel board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Artem Miroevskiy

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Mikhail Kazimir has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Bumprom Gomel they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Yaroslav Makushinskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Minsk tell Bumprom Gomel: Vitaliy Bykau is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Sino Absamadov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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The manager makes an example of Danila Firsov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Ihar Hryshyn knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bumprom Gomel, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

287 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

26 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bumprom Gomel

Position 11 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Ivan Veras puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Ivan Bachauskas gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Egor Martynovich was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

The window opens at Bumprom Gomel

A month in which every rumour is possible and most of them are nonsense. The manager has a list, the board has a number, and neither is telling the other the whole of it.

The dugout

The manager makes Danila Firsov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Bumprom Gomel. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

286 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

19 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Artem Miroevskiy out for 41 days

41 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sino Absamadov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Bumprom Gomel

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

The dugout

Ivan Bachauskas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

285 Edition

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12 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy damages knee ligaments — 48 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 48 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Lorenzo Santarelli in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sino Absamadov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 164% of the Bumprom Gomel income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Market

Talks stall between Bumprom Gomel and Egor Martynovich

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yan Palitsevich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yan Palitsevich, and the manager let it.

Market

The Sino Absamadov question follows Bumprom Gomel around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sino Absamadov’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Danila Firsov has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Danila Firsov has written the date down.

Market

The clock does Maksim Signevich’s negotiating for him

6 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Bumprom Gomel could ask drops and the wages Maksim Signevich can ask rise.

In brief

284 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

5 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Artem Miroevskiy

55 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel spell it out for Mikalai Shikavka

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Mikalai Shikavka has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

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Danila Firsov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Egor Martynovich falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Ivan Veras without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Ivan Veras was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

The dugout

Yan Palitsevich knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bumprom Gomel, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

283 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Artem Miroevskiy out for 62 days

62 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bumprom Gomel

Position 11 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Ivan Veras puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sino Absamadov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Anton Dragun

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The manager makes Danila Firsov a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Bumprom Gomel. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Market

Bumprom Gomel and Hleb Filipenko are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

282 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

22 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy damages knee ligaments — 69 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 69 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Bumprom Gomel boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sino Absamadov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Valery Gordeichuk

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Mikhail Kazimir runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Bumprom Gomel money.

Market

Artem Miroevskiy linked with a move away

The name of Artem Miroevskiy keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Danila Firsov has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Danila Firsov has written the date down.

In brief

281 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

15 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Artem Miroevskiy out for 76 days

76 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bumprom Gomel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Yaroslav Makushinskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 156% of the Bumprom Gomel income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Egor Martynovich falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Sino Absamadov question follows Bumprom Gomel around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sino Absamadov’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

A door opens for Danila Firsov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

280 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

8 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Artem Miroevskiy

83 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

The mood at Bumprom Gomel has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Mikhail Kazimir out for 18 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sino Absamadov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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279 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

1 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Artem Miroevskiy

90 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mikhail Kazimir breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Bumprom Gomel are in real trouble now

Position 11, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Ivan Veras puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bumprom Gomel, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

278 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy damages knee ligaments — 97 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 97 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Mikhail Kazimir out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Egor Martynovich and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Bumprom Gomel

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yan Palitsevich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yan Palitsevich, and the manager let it.

Market

The clock does Mikhail Kazimir’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Bumprom Gomel could ask drops and the wages Mikhail Kazimir can ask rise.

Market

Artem Miroevskiy linked with a move away

The name of Artem Miroevskiy keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Hleb Filipenko knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bumprom Gomel, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

277 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

17 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy damages knee ligaments — 104 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 104 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Mikhail Kazimir out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bumprom Gomel will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Ivan Bachauskas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

149% of the income goes out in wages at Bumprom Gomel

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Maksim Signevich

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Bumprom Gomel told Maksim Signevich something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

276 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

10 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Artem Miroevskiy

111 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Bumprom Gomel board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

46 days out for Mikhail Kazimir after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bumprom Gomel will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

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275 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

3 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy damages knee ligaments — 118 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 118 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Bumprom Gomel sink to position 11

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Ivan Veras asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Valery Gordeichuk gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

274 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

27 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Bumprom Gomel boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Yaroslav Makushinskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sino Absamadov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

The dugout

No hiding place for Egor Kavalyou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Egor Kavalyou, and the manager let it.

Market

Artem Miroevskiy linked with a move away

The name of Artem Miroevskiy keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

The clock does Mikhail Kazimir’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Bumprom Gomel could ask drops and the wages Mikhail Kazimir can ask rise.

The dugout

A door opens for Danila Firsov

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Ihar Hryshyn knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ihar Hryshyn trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

273 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

20 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sino Absamadov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 151% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

The Sino Absamadov question follows Bumprom Gomel around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Sino Absamadov’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Danila Firsov has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Danila Firsov has written the date down.

Market

The shop window has Nazar Chizh in it

Bumprom Gomel have let the market know Nazar Chizh can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

272 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

13 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Bumprom Gomel board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

One of our own: Pavel Pavlov joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Pavel Pavlov is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Eduard Arlouski joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Eduard Arlouski is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Ihar Chalavach joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ihar Chalavach is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Yan Kislyak joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Yan Kislyak is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

The dugout

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Maksim Signevich gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Dzmitry Bykau asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

271 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

6 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Hleb Filipenko damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Bumprom Gomel put Mikalai Shikavka on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

Bumprom Gomel sink to position 11

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

The dugout

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Artem Miroevskiy stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Artem Miroevskiy and Bumprom Gomel agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Lorenzo Santarelli and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Ivan Veras exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Ivan Veras is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

Market

Bumprom Gomel put Yaroslav Makushinskiy up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Yaroslav Makushinskiy may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

270 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

29 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hleb Filipenko

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Egor Martynovich and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Embargo at Bumprom Gomel

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

The dugout

Danila Firsov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Artem Miroevskiy linked with a move away

The name of Artem Miroevskiy keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

The clock does Mikhail Kazimir’s negotiating for him

5 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Bumprom Gomel could ask drops and the wages Mikhail Kazimir can ask rise.

Market

Talks stall between Bumprom Gomel and Vitaliy Palitsevich

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Yan Palitsevich asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

269 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

22 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hleb Filipenko

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 166% of the Bumprom Gomel income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Egor Martynovich

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Dzmitry Korzun out for 25 days

The medical room confirms 25 days on the sidelines for Dzmitry Korzun, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

Danila Firsov has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Danila Firsov has written the date down.

In brief

268 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

15 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Bumprom Gomel board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Hleb Filipenko

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bumprom Gomel lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A muscle injury and 17 days out for Lorenzo Santarelli

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Bumprom Gomel will quote 17 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Dinamo Minsk tell Bumprom Gomel: Egor Stasevich is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

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Egor Martynovich asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Sino Absamadov talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Bumprom Gomel know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

267 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

8 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bumprom Gomel sink to position 11

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 21 signed and 23 gone

That is the business done at Bumprom Gomel until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Lorenzo Santarelli signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Lorenzo Santarelli commits to Bumprom Gomel for another 4 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Baranovichi tell Bumprom Gomel: Lukas Jankto is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

One of our own: Anton Dragun joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Anton Dragun is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Raman Kendysh joins the Bumprom Gomel first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Raman Kendysh is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Bumprom Gomel promote Yan Shikavka from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Yan Shikavka has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

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266 Edition

The Bumprom Gomel Herald

1 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Bumprom Gomel

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Bumprom Gomel is running low.

Squad

Artem Miroevskiy in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bumprom Gomel this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel rebuffed over Carlos Teixeira

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Uni-X Labs have kept their man, and Bumprom Gomel go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Bumprom Gomel

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel ask about Egor Stasevich

A loan enquiry to Dinamo Minsk: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Vitaliy Savitski gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nazar Chizh was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Artem Miroevskiy linked with a move away

The name of Artem Miroevskiy keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bumprom Gomel say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Vitaliy Savitski moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Bumprom Gomel than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Yauhen Noyok at 17 — 7.83

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Yauhen Noyok did not need any: 7.83, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Ivan Bachauskas beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 26. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel rebuffed over Ejiro Abbey

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Uni-X Labs have kept their man, and Bumprom Gomel go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sino Absamadov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 155% of everything Bumprom Gomel earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Yauhen Noyok

At 17 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Bumprom Gomel count the cost of losing Dzmitry Korzun

53 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Match

Yauhen Noyok sends Bumprom Gomel past Lokomotiv Gomel

It finished 1‑0, and it was Yauhen Noyok’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Bumprom Gomel.

In brief

  • Market Maksim Signevich is free to find somewhere else
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Danila Firsov
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From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Bumprom Gomel spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bumprom Gomel

Artem Miroevskiy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Bumprom Gomel cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Egor Korzun

Bumprom Gomel asked and Vitebsk said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Bumprom Gomel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sino Absamadov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Arsenal Dzerzhinsk take the points off Bumprom Gomel

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Lorenzo Santarelli gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

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Looking ahead

A six-pointer for Bumprom Gomel

Lokomotiv Gomel next, and both sides can do the sum. Win and the table looks different; lose and it looks the way everybody has been fearing.

In brief

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11 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bumprom Gomel

Position 13 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

Bumprom Gomel taken apart

0‑3 to Niva, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Maksim Signevich asks to leave Bumprom Gomel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Bumprom Gomel

Egor Martynovich was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Bumprom Gomel rebuffed over Vitaliy Savitski

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Minsk have kept their man, and Bumprom Gomel go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Bumprom Gomel

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sino Absamadov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Bumprom Gomel dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Market

Talks stall between Bumprom Gomel and Egor Martynovich

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Costly mistake from Lorenzo Santarelli

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Lorenzo Santarelli knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

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