Dane Bell

Attacking Midfielder (C) - WaiBOP United U20
3 May 2030
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Marked for Dane Bell

175 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Dane Bell damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Ryan Van Hattum, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 7.66

A mark of 7.66 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Winston Lockyer stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Winston Lockyer and WaiBOP United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Callum Lockyer among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Callum Lockyer on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of WaiBOP United and Team Wellington.

Match

Team Wellington take the points off WaiBOP United

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Sam Boxall runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sboniso Xulu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Farrux Jo'rayev never got going

4.87 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

Back issues
174 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dane Bell damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

A brace, and Callum Lockyer takes the afternoon — 8.42

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Callum Lockyer provided it, and the 8.42 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Sam Boxall: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” WaiBOP United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Clayton Barbarouses asks to leave WaiBOP United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Chris Boxall is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Sboniso Xulu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Callum Lockyer among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Callum Lockyer on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of WaiBOP United and Southern United.

Squad

Farrux Jo'rayev wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and WaiBOP United know it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sam Boxall

Marked 8.49 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

173 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A day Cameron Singh will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Dane Bell damages knee ligaments — 30 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 30 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Cup progress for WaiBOP United

A 5‑3 win over Team Wellington, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Player ratings

Cameron Singh, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 9.58

A mark of 9.58 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Francis Boxall breaks a bone — 18 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 18 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Every point is an argument now for WaiBOP United

Position 5 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about WaiBOP United and Team Wellington in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

The terraces

WaiBOP United supporters have found a favourite in Cameron Singh

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 18-year-old it feels ownership of. Cameron Singh has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

172 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Dane Bell damages knee ligaments — 37 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 37 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Francis Boxall breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Farrux Jo'rayev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Winston Lockyer keeps WaiBOP United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Clayton Barbarouses is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Kwenzakwenkosi Mbatha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Noah Colvey the difference as WaiBOP United beat Auckland City

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Noah Colvey. 1‑0 against Auckland City, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

The game went through Sam Reid — 6.43

Marked 6.43 on 11 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Market

No place for Oliver McCowatt in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Oliver McCowatt has his answer from WaiBOP United; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

171 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dane Bell damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Francis Boxall breaks a bone — 32 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 32 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Sboniso Xulu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

WaiBOP United supporters have found a favourite in Sam Boxall

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Sam Boxall has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Sam Boxall at his very best

Marked 8.47. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at WaiBOP United.

Squad

Farrux Jo'rayev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Honours even between WaiBOP United and Waitakere United

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

Oliver Barbarouses told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Oliver Barbarouses has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at WaiBOP United.

Market

Talks stall between WaiBOP United and Bill Stamatelopoulos

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief