Noah Smith

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83 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Callum Garbett was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

Kosta Sutton has seen enough of Central Coast Mariners

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Canterbury United, and 0 appearances in 29 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Monty Kirwan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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33 Edition

The Southern United Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Winston De Vries asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Southern United lose Stefan Waine

64 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Justus Ohanu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

28 Edition

The Southern United Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Jake Garbett hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Southern United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Southern United refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 22 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Justus Ohanu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jake Garbett

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Luke Marshall talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Southern United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The market said no: Alex Wood stays put

Southern United opened the door and nobody walked through it. So Alex Wood stays — listed, trained, and available — while both sides mark the days to January on the same calendar.

In brief

16 Edition

The Southern United Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Callum Boxall asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Southern United are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 8 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Justus Ohanu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Justus Ohanu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chris Fenton gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Southern United and Hawke's Bay United take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief