Teboho Lorch

Defensive Midfielder - Platinum Stars
26 Nov 2030
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Teboho Lorch

198 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

13 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Platinum Stars has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Teboho Lorch says Platinum Stars went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Gift Ngcobo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Platinum Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Platinum Stars still without a manager

12 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Words at Platinum Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sifiso Mlungwana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ayanda Ngcobo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

Back issues
172 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

17 matches without a win for Platinum Stars

The run now stands at 17, and the questions being asked around Platinum Stars are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kermit Grobler

45 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Platinum Stars lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Thobani Gumede

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Thobani Gumede will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Platinum Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Platinum Stars

Walid Zamoum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sifiso Mlungwana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Platinum Stars and Bloemfontein Celtic take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

No hiding place for Ronwen Vilakazi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ronwen Vilakazi, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Themba Ngcobo

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Teboho Lorch told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Teboho Lorch has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Platinum Stars.

In brief

170 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

15 matches without a win for Platinum Stars

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around Platinum Stars are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Anger at Platinum Stars spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Teboho Lorch keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Platinum Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Themba Ngcobo

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Platinum Stars

Walid Zamoum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Walid Zamoum gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Themba Erasmus signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Themba Erasmus commits to Platinum Stars for another 4 years.

Match

Platinum Stars share the spoils with Maritzburg United

A 1‑1 draw with Maritzburg United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

The Gift Ngcobo talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Platinum Stars know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

153 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Evidence Ngcobo has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Platinum Stars can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Platinum Stars

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Percy Erasmus puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Platinum Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Walid Zamoum in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Platinum Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jonathan Okechukwu has improved at 25, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Khama Lorch stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Khama Lorch and Platinum Stars agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

The Percy Erasmus conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Bidvest Wits will make the call about Percy Erasmus this week. Platinum Stars have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Platinum Stars count the cost of losing Teboho Lorch

18 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Boardroom

Platinum Stars sign 7 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

In brief

152 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jabu Mokone hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Platinum Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Thobani Gumede is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Platinum Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Platinum Stars

Walid Zamoum was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Percy Erasmus has improved at 24, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Words at Platinum Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kota Kuwabara is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Teboho Lorch

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

136 Edition

The Platinum Stars Courier

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Khama Lorch damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Platinum Stars put Evidence Ngcobo on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Jabu Mokone hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Platinum Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Platinum Stars

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Teboho Lorch: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Platinum Stars have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Themba Ngcobo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Themba Ngcobo and Platinum Stars agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief