Michael Bell

Striker - Canterbury United
20 Mar 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Michael Bell

335 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

27 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Canterbury United

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Canterbury United are no longer polite ones.

Match

Canterbury United sink to position 7

2 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Liberato Garbett was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Canterbury United come up short against Southern United

Southern United left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Pedro Ildefonso gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

Canterbury United face Waitakere United in the game that matters most

Two sides from the bottom of the table, three points, and an afternoon that will be described afterwards as a relegation decider by whoever loses it.

Squad

A mistake Adam Khan will not forget

Goalkeepers do not get to make mistakes; they get to make goals. He made one, he knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Serdar Guler left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Adam Khan is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

Back issues
330 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

22 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Adam Khan keeps Canterbury United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

The small margins put Canterbury United out

Out, 0‑3 to Team Wellington, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Match

The wait goes on for Canterbury United

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Canterbury United

7 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Canterbury United can tell you which week it ends in.

The terraces

Canterbury United are taken apart by Team Wellington — and the town wants answers

It finished 0-3. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

The dugout

Clayton Rufer keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Canterbury United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Canterbury United

Liberato Garbett was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Canterbury United dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Serdar Guler: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

304 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

24 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Canterbury United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Only the photograph left for Joe Lewis

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Joe Lewis will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Canterbury United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Canterbury United

Dane Rufer and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Oliver Fenton signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Oliver Fenton commits to Canterbury United for another 2 years.

The dugout

Monty Waine is still paying for one afternoon at Canterbury United

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Ryan Cacace gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ryan Cacace is on it.

Market

The Tommy Rufer talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Canterbury United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Ryan Cacace knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ryan Cacace trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

The training reports on Tommy Tuiloma are not good

A bad Saturday is forgiven; a bad Tuesday is chosen. Standards have slipped and in a building where everybody watches everybody, it has been noticed.

In brief

289 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Monty Kirwan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Canterbury United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Dane Rufer signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dane Rufer commits to Canterbury United for another 2 years.

Squad

Dane Rufer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Canterbury United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Alex Rufer knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Alex Rufer trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Still no ink between Canterbury United and Monty Kirwan

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Canterbury United, another week without a signature from Monty Kirwan.

Market

Tommy Lockyer leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Tommy Lockyer leaves Canterbury United the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

287 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

26 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Canterbury United sink to position 5

13 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Transfer targets

$35.0K settles it between the clubs for Branislav Nastasic

WaiBOP United have accepted the money. What Canterbury United do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

Adam Bell turns down Canterbury United

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Auckland City keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Words exchanged at Canterbury United

Dane Rufer and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Canterbury United against Hawke's Bay United

0‑2 to Hawke's Bay United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pedro Ildefonso

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Canterbury United lose Michael Bell

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

the manager faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” the manager after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Player ratings

One moment undoes Deklan Sutton

There was one mistake and it ended in the net. Defenders are judged on the worst thing they did rather than on the eighty-nine minutes either side of it, which is unfair and is also the job.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager has not finished forgetting Deklan Sutton's mistake
  • The dugout The form table has caught Ben Cacace
  • Market The Adam Khan story refuses to die
268 Edition

The Canterbury United Gazette

15 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Canterbury United

Dane Rufer and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

One of our own: Michael Bell joins the Canterbury United first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Michael Bell is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Canterbury United promote Ryan Colvey from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ryan Colvey has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Canterbury United promote Stefan Smith from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Stefan Smith has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Monty Boxall steps up from the Canterbury United academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Monty Boxall has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

The dugout

When it matters, Oliver Boxall plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Deklan Sutton knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Deklan Sutton trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

“I want to play”: Ryan Boxall speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Boardroom

The Canterbury United production line keeps running

48 graduates out of an academy now rated 9 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief