Andres Ramirez

Left Wingback - Llaneros
11 Jul 2027
Sunday
Process

Marked for Andres Ramirez

49 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Llaneros break the bank for Elijah Pacheco

$460.0K. No player has ever cost Llaneros more, and expectation arrives with him.

Market

Francisco Gonzalez sold, and an era ends

$980.0K from Deportivo Lara for Francisco Gonzalez. Money is money, but the dressing room has lost the man it looked to.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Carlos Castillo

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Llaneros lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Andres Ramirez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Llaneros, and it is not being withdrawn.

The terraces

Llaneros sell a favourite for $980.0K

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Francisco Gonzalez was one of the reasons people came, and $980.0K does not replace that by itself.

Squad

Miguel Pernía signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Miguel Pernía commits to Llaneros for another 4 years.

The terraces

Llaneros spend $460.0K on the signing the town wanted

It is the rarest sequence in football: supporters ask for something, and the club goes and does it. $460.0K for Elijah Pacheco, and for one week nobody is complaining about anything.

Market

Business is business: Cristian Osorio goes

Atletico Venezuela paid $100.0K and Llaneros took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Juan Machis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
47 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Carlos Castillo damages knee ligaments — 46 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 46 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The wait goes on for Llaneros

9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Llaneros

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Words at Llaneros training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergio Savarino is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Llaneros

Francisco Soteldo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Trujillanos take the points off Llaneros

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

43 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Carlos Castillo damages knee ligaments — 76 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 76 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Russo out for 29 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Llaneros will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Francisco Gonzalez asks to leave Llaneros

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Diego Ramirez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The wait goes on for Llaneros

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Llaneros

Francisco Gonzalez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

40 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Carlos Castillo

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Llaneros lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Russo out for 50 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Llaneros will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Andres Ramirez asks to leave Llaneros

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Carlos Alberto Vidal: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Llaneros have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Diego Ramirez

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Llaneros training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Juan Machis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

39 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Carlos Castillo damages knee ligaments — 106 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 106 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Russo out for 59 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Llaneros will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Francisco Gonzalez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Llaneros can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Francisco Gonzalez at 21 — 7.72

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Francisco Gonzalez did not need any: 7.72, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Andres Ramirez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Llaneros training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergio Savarino is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Llaneros

Francisco Soteldo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Francisco Gonzalez

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Oscar Rincon the difference as Llaneros beat Aragua

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Oscar Rincon. 2‑0 against Aragua, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

35 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Russo breaks a bone — 87 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 87 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to Llaneros's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Llaneros has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Andres Ramirez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Llaneros can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Diego Ramirez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Francisco Gonzalez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Llaneros this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Santiago Fuentes would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Santiago Fuentes is living that version at Llaneros, and it tends to show in the first month.

In brief

32 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Andres Ramirez

Successful dribbles: 41. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A fracture rules Russo out for 109 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Llaneros will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Diego Ramirez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Llaneros can pretend not to have heard.

Match

No end in sight to Llaneros's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Llaneros has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Oscar Osorio stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Oscar Osorio and Llaneros agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Juan Machis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Llaneros

Francisco Soteldo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

Gabriel Ferraresi counts the days

“I watch every Llaneros game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Deportivo Lara runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Miguel Pernía

7.14, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Llaneros had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief

30 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sergio Savarino damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Russo breaks a bone — 124 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 124 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Andres Ramirez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Llaneros can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

26 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sergio Savarino damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Andres Ramirez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Llaneros, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Llaneros

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Tempers go at Llaneros

Francisco Soteldo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

One of our own: Gabriel Otero joins the Llaneros first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Gabriel Otero is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: David Herrera joins the Llaneros first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. David Herrera is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

David Rosales steps up from the Llaneros academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. David Rosales has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Player ratings

Oscar Osorio runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Diego Ramirez takes the honours

Marked 7.86 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Llaneros had the best player on the pitch.

In brief