Mitchell Webb

Striker - Brisbane Roar
20 Aug 2027
Friday
Process

Marked for Mitchell Webb

40 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Brisbane Roar spell it out for Toby McLaren

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Toby McLaren has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Milorad Stajić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brisbane Roar, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jay O'Shea falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Brisbane Roar

Sebit Ngor was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ben Warland

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Nick D'Agostino without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Nick D'Agostino was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

The dugout

Milorad Stajić knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Milorad Stajić trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Boardroom

Brisbane Roar were not finished after all

Written off a fortnight ago, the squad has closed ranks and answered on the pitch. Something was said behind that door, and so far it is holding.

The dugout

The manager plants his flag on Dean Bouzanis

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Dean Bouzanis’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

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4 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Brisbane Roar say no — this time

The offer from Melbourne City for Austin Ludwik was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ben Warland

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ben Warland will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Brisbane Roar the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

Andras Fiola due for a Brisbane Roar medical

Everything agreed with Haladas, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Benoný Breki Andrésson rejects the move

Brisbane Roar had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Stockport County, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Words exchanged at Brisbane Roar

Nick D'Agostino and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Brisbane Roar training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jay O'Shea is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Brisbane Roar rebuffed over Marcos Gómez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Plymouth Argyle have kept their man, and Brisbane Roar go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Brisbane Roar ask about Vladyslav Ostrovskyi

A loan enquiry to Ujpest: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Squad

Mitchell Webb signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mitchell Webb and Brisbane Roar agree another 3 years.

In brief

3 Edition

The Brisbane Roar Chronicle

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Bamidele Yusuf turns down Brisbane Roar

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Ferencvaros keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

A falling-out at Brisbane Roar

Nick D'Agostino and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Melbourne City join the queue for Austin Ludwik

Add another name to the list: Melbourne City have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Austin Ludwik. The answer from Brisbane Roar has not changed — yet.

Squad

Jay O'Shea falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Spartak 1918 tell Brisbane Roar: Georg Stojanovski is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

Brisbane Roar try to borrow Benoný Breki Andrésson

Stockport County have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief