Ryan Bell

Defensive Midfielder - WaiBOP United
23 Nov 2029
Friday
Process

Marked for Ryan Bell

168 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Real improvement from Matt Fenton at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Matt Fenton is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Marco Payne has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around WaiBOP United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at WaiBOP United

Angus Kilkolly and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at WaiBOP United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Stefan Kirwan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Owen Nelson gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Owen Nelson is on it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ryan Bell

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ryan Bell, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Angus Kilkolly goes back to face Hawke's Bay United

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Angus Kilkolly’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and WaiBOP United needing him to play as if none of it matters.

The dugout

Sam Stamatelopoulos knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at WaiBOP United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Ryan Bell: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one WaiBOP United will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

Back issues
164 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Real improvement from Matt Fenton at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Matt Fenton is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Marco Payne has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around WaiBOP United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Angus Kilkolly falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at WaiBOP United

Owen Fenton and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Owen Nelson has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at WaiBOP United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Cameron Fenton wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and WaiBOP United will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

161 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

WaiBOP United turn down Canterbury United for Marco Payne

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Owen Smith

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. WaiBOP United have done the hard part with Waitakere United, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

A row about effort at WaiBOP United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Angus Kilkolly was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Ryan Bell signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ryan Bell and WaiBOP United agree another 4 years.

The dugout

Angus Kilkolly gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Angus Kilkolly is on it.

Match

Continental football is in reach for WaiBOP United

16 points from position 4. The title is somebody else’s business and the drop is somebody else’s problem; what is left is the argument about passports.

In brief

159 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Noah Payne has said yes to Team Wellington

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. WaiBOP United have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

WaiBOP United say no — this time

The offer from Canterbury United for Sam Stamatelopoulos was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Stefan Kirwan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

WaiBOP United ask about Owen Smith

A loan enquiry to Waitakere United: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Market

The Alex Waine conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Canterbury United will make the call about Alex Waine this week. WaiBOP United have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

The dugout

When it matters, Stefan Kirwan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

151 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Noah Waine

45 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Noah Payne has said yes to Team Wellington

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. WaiBOP United have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Real improvement from Matt Fenton at WaiBOP United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Matt Fenton is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Sam Stamatelopoulos attracts admirers

The name of Sam Stamatelopoulos has come up in conversations WaiBOP United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Víctor Esteban

WaiBOP United asked and Auckland City said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at WaiBOP United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Angus Kilkolly was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

WaiBOP United lose Callum Smith

24 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Transfer targets

WaiBOP United ask about Owen Smith

A loan enquiry to Waitakere United: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Market

The Alex Waine conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Canterbury United will make the call about Alex Waine this week. WaiBOP United have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

  • The dugout Stefan Kirwan has become a man the manager trusts
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Ryan Bell
  • The dugout Alex Rufer knocks on the manager's door
141 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Stefan Kirwan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Stefan Kirwan and WaiBOP United agree another 4 years.

Squad

Angus Kilkolly in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at WaiBOP United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Stefan Kirwan was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Angus Kilkolly has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at WaiBOP United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Noah Payne

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Joe Just talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. WaiBOP United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief