Peter Arnautovic

Centre Forward - Free Agent
3 Dec 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Peter Arnautovic

114 Edition

The Slonim Herald

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Danila Antonov

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Slonim put Valery Malevich on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Alexandr Konev asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Denis Miskevich: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Slonim have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

An order from above at Slonim: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$47.8K of the owner's money at Slonim

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Boardroom

Wages eat 171% of everything Slonim earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Slonim sign Andreas Arnautovic, one for the future

Andreas Arnautovic is 20, and Slonim have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

Back issues
106 Edition

The Slonim Herald

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexandr Konev asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Slonim

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Ilya Lebedev delivers — 7.98

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Ilya Lebedev scored, was marked 7.98, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $35.8K into Slonim

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 156% of everything Slonim earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ilya Lebedev

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Boardroom

Slonim are $5.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Home is on Peter Arnautovic's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Slonim are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

104 Edition

The Slonim Herald

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Peter Arnautovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Slonim

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Vyacheslav Papava

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vyacheslav Papava, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Vladimir Dziov

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 14 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Marat Kalinchenko runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

100 Edition

The Slonim Herald

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Peter Arnautovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Arseniy Sokol signs for Volna Pinsk while still at Slonim

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Arseniy Sokol has agreed terms with Volna Pinsk for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Dmitriy Vechorko

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 22 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

The terraces

Slonim supporters have found a favourite in Vladislav Zvyagov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Vladislav Zvyagov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ilya Lebedev

20 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Match

Vladislav Zvyagov the difference as Slonim beat Volna Pinsk

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Vladislav Zvyagov. 1‑0 against Volna Pinsk, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Vladimir Dziov

18 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Vladislav Zvyagov was the difference for Slonim

Marked 7.64. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief

97 Edition

The Slonim Herald

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Dmitriy Sai puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov’s goal not enough for Slonim

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Lokomotiv Gomel, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov answers Lokomotiv Gomel immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Zikrula Abdurakhmanov had Slonim level again within 4 minutes, and Lokomotiv Gomel never got to play with a lead at all.

Squad

Peter Arnautovic wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Konev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

95 Edition

The Slonim Herald

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Slonim

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Market

Saeed Hassan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Slonim come up short against Niva

Niva left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Marat Kalinchenko linked with a move away

The name of Marat Kalinchenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Slonim say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Ivan Furmanov finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Slonim have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

90 Edition

The Slonim Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Dmitriy Sai keeps Slonim in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Peter Arnautovic asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Slonim come up short against Bumprom Gomel

Bumprom Gomel left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Viktor Berg

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Viktor Berg, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

117% of the income goes out in wages at Slonim

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

88 Edition

The Slonim Herald

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The Slonim board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Slonim see off Uni-X Labs

Three points for Slonim, 1‑0 the final word against Uni-X Labs in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ivan Semin did the work nobody counts — 6.89

10 combined actions and 6.89. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Vladimir Dziov

17 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

Peter Arnautovic wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

In brief

85 Edition

The Slonim Herald

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Saeed Hassan asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dmitriy Sai

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Dmitriy Sai's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Match

Honours even between Slonim and Orsha

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

Talks stall between Slonim and Kirill Krutorozhkin

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

84 Edition

The Slonim Herald

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Slonim taken apart

0‑3 to Lokomotiv Gomel, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Peter Arnautovic asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The Slonim board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dmitriy Vechorko and Slonim agree another 4 years.

Boardroom

6 academy players handed senior numbers at Slonim

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Market

Slonim promote Ihar Noyok from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ihar Noyok has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Slonim promote Ruslan Hryshyn from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ruslan Hryshyn has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Dzmitry Balanovich joins the Slonim first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Dzmitry Balanovich is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Boardroom

Slonim board go back on their word

Something was promised, a deadline passed, and it did not arrive. Trust inside a football club is built over years and spent in an afternoon.

In brief

80 Edition

The Slonim Herald

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Peter Arnautovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Saeed Hassan wants to finish where he started

Every long career reaches the week the player starts thinking about the last one. He would like it to be at the club that first put him on a pitch, and Slonim now know that too.

In brief

79 Edition

The Slonim Herald

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Daniil Scherbakov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Slonim

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

75 Edition

The Slonim Herald

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Vitaliy Filipenko

23 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Slonim spell it out for Valery Malevich

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Valery Malevich has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Slonim will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Peter Arnautovic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The Slonim board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Boardroom

Slonim counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Slonim now.

Squad

Vladimir Dziov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Saeed Hassan wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

Market

The Marat Kalinchenko talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Slonim know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

71 Edition

The Slonim Herald

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Peter Arnautovic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Slonim counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Slonim now.

Squad

Ivan Golomako stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ivan Golomako and Slonim agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A promise honoured for Dmitriy Sai

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Slonim told Dmitriy Sai something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

A last season at home is what Peter Arnautovic is after

It is sentimental, it is completely genuine, and it is the beginning of a departure nobody has announced. The club can be gracious about it or it can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

70 Edition

The Slonim Herald

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Slonim boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Alexandr Chizh keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Slonim may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

The season belongs to Zikrula Abdurakhmanov

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Slonim have had the benefit of it.

In brief

67 Edition

The Slonim Herald

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Peter Arnautovic asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Slonim counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Slonim now.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Maxim Tkatsevich was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

65 Edition

The Slonim Herald

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dmitriy Sai says Slonim went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Saeed Hassan asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

62 Edition

The Slonim Herald

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Egor Petrov damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Saeed Hassan out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Slonim

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Peter Arnautovic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

An order from above at Slonim: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Viktor Berg stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Viktor Berg and Slonim agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

61 Edition

The Slonim Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Saeed Hassan out for 37 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Saeed Hassan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Slonim lose Vladimir Dziov

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

60 Edition

The Slonim Herald

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Saeed Hassan out for 44 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Maxim Tkatsevich in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Slonim put Peter Arnautovic up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Peter Arnautovic may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

56 Edition

The Slonim Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Saeed Hassan out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The wait goes on for Slonim

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Peter Arnautovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Viktor Berg

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ivan Semin

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

55 Edition

The Slonim Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Saeed Hassan out for 79 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No end in sight to Slonim's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Slonim has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Maxim Klunok: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Slonim have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Honours even between Slonim and Uni-X Labs

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Boardroom

Slonim counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Slonim now.

In brief

52 Edition

The Slonim Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Saeed Hassan out for 100 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The wait goes on for Slonim

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Slonim

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Slonim can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Slonim supporters have found a favourite in Vitaliy Para

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Vitaliy Para has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Viktor Berg gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Vladimir Dziov shuts the door

Defensive actions: 19, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ivan Semin

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Home is on Peter Arnautovic's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Slonim are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

51 Edition

The Slonim Herald

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Peter Arnautovic

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Saeed Hassan out for 107 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Peter Arnautovic hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Athaya Zahran: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Slonim have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The goals have deserted Slonim

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Slonim can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

Lida take the points off Slonim

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Slonim counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Slonim now.

Player ratings

Ivan Semin runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 11. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

50 Edition

The Slonim Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Peter Arnautovic

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Saeed Hassan out for 114 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Dmitriy Sai asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Slonim

Position 11 and 19 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

136% of the income goes out in wages at Slonim

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

49 Edition

The Slonim Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Peter Arnautovic

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Saeed Hassan out for 121 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Saeed Hassan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Maxim Tkatsevich signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Maxim Tkatsevich commits to Slonim for another 4 years.

Match

A bad afternoon for Slonim against Niva

0‑1 to Niva, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Daniil Belyashov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Player ratings Ivan Semin runs at them all day
  • Boardroom Slonim sign 4 boys into the academy
48 Edition

The Slonim Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Slonim sell their best player to Naftan

$59.0K is a serious amount of money and it does not play centre-forward. Everybody in the dressing room knows who used to be looked at when it went wrong.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Peter Arnautovic

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Slonim lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Saeed Hassan out for 128 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Slonim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The terraces

Slonim sell a favourite for $59.0K

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Artem Trushinskiy was one of the reasons people came, and $59.0K does not replace that by itself.

Squad

Denis Miskevich: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Slonim have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

45 Edition

The Slonim Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Peter Arnautovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

An unwelcome headline for Dmitriy Vechorko

He will be fined, he will apologise, and he will play on Saturday. The order of those three tells you everything about what a football club actually values.

Squad

Rady Yamlikhanov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

  • Match A bad afternoon for Slonim against Minsk
  • Squad Voices raised on the Slonim training ground
  • Squad Words at Slonim training over how hard people work
  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Roman Mushulov
44 Edition

The Slonim Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Saeed Hassan asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mikhail Alexandrov

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Rady Yamlikhanov

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

The terraces

Slonim supporters have found a favourite in Mikhail Alexandrov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Mikhail Alexandrov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Slonim find a way past Lokomotiv Gomel

Lokomotiv Gomel made Slonim work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Zikrula Abdurakhmanov

Marked 8.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Artem Trushinskiy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Kirill Krutorozhkin was immovable

13 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

43 Edition

The Slonim Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Slonim

0‑3 against Ostrovets, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Roman Mushulov asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Yahor Noyok says Slonim went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Peter Arnautovic wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

Squad

Words at Slonim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Roman Mushulov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

41 Edition

The Slonim Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Slonim

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Saeed Hassan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Viktor Berg takes the honours

Marked 7.28 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Slonim had the best player on the pitch.

Match

Viktor Berg rescues a point for Slonim

It needed Viktor Berg to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Baranovichi, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Viktor Berg finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Slonim have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

37 Edition

The Slonim Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Peter Arnautovic puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Slonim, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Slonim

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Peter Arnautovic wants to finish where he started

Every long career reaches the week the player starts thinking about the last one. He would like it to be at the club that first put him on a pitch, and Slonim now know that too.

The terraces

Slonim supporters have found a favourite in Zikrula Abdurakhmanov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Zikrula Abdurakhmanov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Market

No place for Marat Kalinchenko in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Marat Kalinchenko has his answer from Slonim; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Roman Mushulov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Roman Mushulov

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov takes the honours

Marked 7.49 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Slonim had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

34 Edition

The Slonim Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Dmitriy Vechorko was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Peter Arnautovic's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Slonim are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

139% of the income goes out in wages at Slonim

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

33 Edition

The Slonim Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Peter Arnautovic asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Denis Miskevich keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Slonim may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Slonim supporters have found a favourite in Mikhail Alexandrov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Mikhail Alexandrov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Slonim see off Osipovichi

Three points for Slonim, 1‑0 the final word against Osipovichi in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Roman Mushulov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Mikhail Alexandrov stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.46 on the card, and the Slonim support went home talking about one name.

Squad

“I want to play”: Mikhail Alexandrov speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Kirill Krutorozhkin

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 15 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

31 Edition

The Slonim Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Roman Mushulov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Alexandr Chizh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandr Chizh, and the manager let it.

Squad

This league is too small for Mikhail Alexandrov

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Slonim will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Slonim

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Market

Slonim put Peter Arnautovic up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Peter Arnautovic may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

27 Edition

The Slonim Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Slonim say no — this time

The offer from Minsk for Rady Yamlikhanov was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Peter Arnautovic asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Slonim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Roman Mushulov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alexandr Konev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Athaya Zahran signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Athaya Zahran and Slonim agree another 3 years.

In brief

25 Edition

The Slonim Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rady Yamlikhanov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Slonim

Rady Yamlikhanov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Peter Arnautovic wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Slonim know it.

In brief