Benjamin Siani

Right Midfielder - Unisport Bafang
27 Mar 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Benjamin Siani

347 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

21 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Unisport Bafang board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Full time on the season at Unisport Bafang

Position 10 on 27 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Market

Collins Ekambi asks to leave Unisport Bafang

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Achille Fokem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The decline has begun for Achille Fokem

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 33 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Unisport Bafang is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Match

A bad afternoon for Unisport Bafang against Fauve Azur Elite

0‑1 to Fauve Azur Elite, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

The game went through Achille Fokem — 7.02

Marked 7.02 on 11 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Ngameni

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
340 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

31 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Boris Siani

Unisport Bafang and Fortuna Mfou have settled on $8.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Herve Mbia has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Unisport Bafang they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Achille Fokem was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Unisport Bafang rebuffed over Trésor Mossi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Cotonsport Garoua have kept their man, and Unisport Bafang go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Gazelle Garoua take the points off Unisport Bafang

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Vladimir Limaleba gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

When it matters, Ambroise Ngamaleu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Benjamin Siani does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

337 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

10 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Unisport Bafang sink to position 12

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Benjamin Siani puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Unisport Bafang make their move for Ahmadu Liman

$150.0K on the table at Dynamo Douala. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Becker Tcheuani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Trezeguet Hegazi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Trezeguet Hegazi commits to Unisport Bafang for another 2 years.

Transfer targets

Unisport Bafang rebuffed over Brandon Mbella

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Fauve Azur Elite have kept their man, and Unisport Bafang go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Unisport Bafang promote Georges Bekale from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Georges Bekale has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Unisport Bafang promote Samuel Siani from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Samuel Siani has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Unisport Bafang promote Marcel Hongla from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Marcel Hongla has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

327 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

1 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Unisport Bafang spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

The wait goes on for Unisport Bafang

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Becker Tcheuani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

David Ngameni ran the middle of the pitch — 7.06

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 10 combined actions and a mark of 7.06, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

The dugout

No hiding place for Yves Mbappe

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yves Mbappe, and the manager let it.

Squad

Costly mistake from Vladimir Limaleba

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Vladimir Limaleba knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The dugout

Vladimir Limaleba is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Match

Dimitri Mbele rescues a point for Unisport Bafang

It needed Dimitri Mbele to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Aigle Royal de Moungo, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 1‑1 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

326 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

25 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

6 matches without a win for Unisport Bafang

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Unisport Bafang are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Achille Fokem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

David Ngameni beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 14. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Interim Coach on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Edgar Ekambi dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Match

No goals between Unisport Bafang and Gazelle Garoua

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Gazelle Garoua will be the happier side with the point.

The dugout

Ambroise Ngamaleu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Unisport Bafang will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Benjamin Siani

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

Squad

Vladimir Limaleba speaks, and the room listens

“I am not asking anybody to be better than they are. I am asking everybody to be as good as they are, every week.” Said out loud, in front of everybody, and the room at Unisport Bafang was different afterwards.

In brief

322 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

27 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Unisport Bafang give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Vladimir Limaleba

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Benjamin Siani puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Vladimir Limaleba and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Unisport Bafang against Aigle Royal de la Menoua

0‑2 to Aigle Royal de la Menoua, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Trezeguet Hegazi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Trezeguet Hegazi, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

Looking ahead

Yves Mbappe goes back to face Dynamo Douala

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Yves Mbappe’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Unisport Bafang needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Player ratings

The one thing Desire Etame could not do

Shots: 8, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

317 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

23 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Ahmadou Bello

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Unisport Bafang have done the hard part with Cotonsport Garoua, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Unisport Bafang

Becker Tcheuani and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Colombe du Dja et Lobo tell Unisport Bafang: Mamadou Bamba Sarr is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Yves Mbappe

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

Unisport Bafang ask about Brandon Mbella

A loan enquiry to Fauve Azur Elite: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Squad

Collins Mbeumo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Collins Mbeumo commits to Unisport Bafang for another 3 years.

The dugout

Benjamin Siani has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Unisport Bafang will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Joel Aboubakar knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Unisport Bafang, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

Unisport Bafang keep producing them

54 graduates from an academy now rated 7 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

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The Unisport Bafang Post

26 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Trésor Mossi

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Unisport Bafang have done the hard part with Cotonsport Garoua, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Abdouraman Daman will not be coming to Unisport Bafang

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Cotonsport Garoua is saying, and nobody at Unisport Bafang is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Unisport Bafang

Becker Tcheuani and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Unisport Bafang ask about Kadad Ning Che

A loan enquiry to PWD Bamenda: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Edgar Ekambi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Benjamin Siani gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Benjamin Siani is on it.

Squad

“I want to play”: Edgar Ekambi speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

The dugout

Michel Song knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Michel Song trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Patrick Embolo placed on the list

Unisport Bafang have made Patrick Embolo available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

308 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

21 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Unisport Bafang boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Franck Tientcheu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Unisport Bafang lose Benjamin Fai

33 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Serge Andoulo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Unisport Bafang try to borrow Abdouraman Daman

Cotonsport Garoua have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Faris Karram is in the works

Unisport Bafang have made the call to Cotonsport Garoua. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

304 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

24 May 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Unisport Bafang boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Becker Tcheuani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lucky Clement was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jean Mbeumo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Benjamin Siani has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Unisport Bafang will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Luc Bide Ndohoungar asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

300 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

26 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Unisport Bafang

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Franck Tientcheu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lucky Clement is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Benjamin Siani plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Desire Etame knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Unisport Bafang, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

The Unisport Bafang production line keeps running

50 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

296 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

29 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Unisport Bafang

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Words exchanged at Unisport Bafang

Achille Fokem and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Yves Mbappe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Serge Andoulo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Benjamin Siani plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Boardroom

The Unisport Bafang production line keeps running

50 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

295 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

22 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Unisport Bafang has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Player ratings

What a way to start for Eric Moukoudi — 7.49

1 on the scoresheet on his first appearance and a mark of 7.49 beside it. Most debuts are got through; this one was enjoyed, by him and by everybody watching it.

Match

Unisport Bafang finish in position 11

25 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Squad

Words exchanged at Unisport Bafang

Franck Tientcheu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

The game went through Collins Ekambi — 7.07

Marked 7.07 on 14 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Squad

Lucky Clement falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Unisport Bafang rescue it on 93 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 93. Fauve Azur Elite had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Squad

Benjamin Siani signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Benjamin Siani and Unisport Bafang agree another 3 years.

Match

Honours even between Unisport Bafang and Fauve Azur Elite

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

292 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

1 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Unisport Bafang boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

6 matches without a win for Unisport Bafang

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Unisport Bafang are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words exchanged at Unisport Bafang

Franck Tientcheu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lucky Clement is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

The game went through David Ngameni — 6.83

Marked 6.83 on 12 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Match

Unisport Bafang come up short against Victoria United

Victoria United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Franck Tientcheu loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Franck Tientcheu's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

Squad

The division's best last weekend was a Unisport Bafang man

It is a small honour and it is not nothing: somebody watched every match in the division and decided that Dimitri Mbele was the best thing in any of them.

In brief

281 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

15 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Ambroise Ngamaleu says Unisport Bafang went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

4 matches without a win for Unisport Bafang

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Unisport Bafang are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Franck Tientcheu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Dimitri Mbele’s goal not enough for Unisport Bafang

Dimitri Mbele scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to PWD Bamenda, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Words at Unisport Bafang training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Serge Andoulo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Boris Mbeumo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Boris Mbeumo and Unisport Bafang agree another 3 years.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

A ban for David Ngameni

One booking too many, and a game watched from the stand. Unisport Bafang lose him for the most avoidable reason in the sport.

The dugout

Vladimir Limaleba gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

277 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

17 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Achille Fokem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lucky Clement was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Luc Bide Ndohoungar gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Benjamin Siani gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Benjamin Siani is on it.

Market

The clock does Juillard Abeng Mefoe’s negotiating for him

3 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Unisport Bafang could ask drops and the wages Juillard Abeng Mefoe can ask rise.

Squad

Questions about Yves Mbappe on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief

273 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

20 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jacques Mbeumo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Franck Tientcheu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Cotonsport Garoua take the points off Unisport Bafang

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lucky Clement was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Trezeguet Hegazi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Desire Etame is the weekend's best young player

At 18 he is being measured against the rest of the division's kids and coming out in front. The senior version of this award is where the club would like this to lead.

The dugout

When it matters, Benjamin Siani plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

The first one for Desire Etame

Every signing waits for it and every press conference asks about it until it comes. It has come, Unisport Bafang have their man off the mark, and the second one is always easier.

In brief

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The Unisport Bafang Post

6 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Luc Bide Ndohoungar damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at Unisport Bafang has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Unisport Bafang march on in the cup

Aigle Royal de la Menoua are out and Unisport Bafang go through, 2‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Player ratings

What a way to start for Herve Mbia — 7.38

1 on the scoresheet on his first appearance and a mark of 7.38 beside it. Most debuts are got through; this one was enjoyed, by him and by everybody watching it.

Squad

Juillard Abeng Mefoe stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Herve Mbia breaks Aigle Royal de la Menoua hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Herve Mbia scored in the 88th minute, Aigle Royal de la Menoua had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Unisport Bafang took the lot.

Squad

Franck Tientcheu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Franck Tientcheu and Unisport Bafang agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Franck Tientcheu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Juillard Abeng Mefoe

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

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15 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Luc Bide Ndohoungar damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Samuel Mbia puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Achille Fokem and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Unisport Bafang cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Transfer targets

Unisport Bafang rebuffed over Junior Dande

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Canon Yaounde have kept their man, and Unisport Bafang go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lucky Clement was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Unisport Bafang come up short against Stade Renard de Melong

Stade Renard de Melong left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

Eric Moukoudi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Eric Moukoudi and Unisport Bafang agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief