Michael Smith

Left Wingback - WaiBOP United U18
22 Jul 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Michael Smith

105 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Smith

17 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Matt Payne puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at WaiBOP United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jake McCowatt falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
104 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at WaiBOP United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Smith

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Paul Mhlanga

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Paul Mhlanga will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around WaiBOP United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

103 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Michael Smith

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the WaiBOP United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

WaiBOP United are in real trouble now

Position 6, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Noah Sutton is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Francis Just signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Francis Just commits to WaiBOP United for another 3 years.

Squad

Jake McCowatt falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

67 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bill Rufer damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

WaiBOP United sink to position 6

3 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

A hand in 2 of them from James Just — 7.99

Marked 7.99. There is a kind of forward whose value only shows up when you count what he was involved in rather than what he finished, and this is the day that argument makes itself.

Match

Auckland City take the points off WaiBOP United

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Tommy Stamatelopoulos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Tommy Stamatelopoulos and WaiBOP United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at WaiBOP United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jake McCowatt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

64 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at WaiBOP United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Monty Lewis keeps WaiBOP United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near James Just

Successful dribbles: 38. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Bill Rufer damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at WaiBOP United

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Match

James Just’s goal not enough for WaiBOP United

James Just scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Hawke's Bay United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Jake McCowatt falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

One of our own: Michael Smith joins the WaiBOP United first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Michael Smith is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Francis Waine steps up from the WaiBOP United academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Francis Waine has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief