Ezechiel Hissein

Attacking Midfielder (L) - AS Etat Major
26 Feb 2028
Saturday
Process

Marked for Ezechiel Hissein

82 Edition

The AS Etat Major Post

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for AS Etat Major

31 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Every point is an argument now for AS Etat Major

Position 13 and 5 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Ezechiel Hissein asks to leave AS Etat Major

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Abdramane Haroun has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around AS Etat Major they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

The goals have deserted AS Etat Major

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at AS Etat Major can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Adam Ngaradoumbe in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AS Etat Major this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Djibrine Hissein falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

AS Etat Major come up short against Elect Sport

Elect Sport left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Abdramane Mbaiguedem gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

Back issues
78 Edition

The AS Etat Major Post

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for AS Etat Major

27 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Ngaradoumbe out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason AS Etat Major will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Every point is an argument now for AS Etat Major

Position 13 and 4 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Florent Warna asks to leave AS Etat Major

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Florent Warna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AS Etat Major this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Djibrine Hissein falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

AS Etat Major come up short against AS Algoy

AS Algoy left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Marius Souleymane

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marius Souleymane, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Florent Warna

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

77 Edition

The AS Etat Major Post

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Ngaradoumbe out for 42 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason AS Etat Major will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marius Mbainaissem

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marius Mbainaissem will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around AS Etat Major the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Ezechiel Hissein asks to leave AS Etat Major

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at AS Etat Major

Florent Warna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at AS Etat Major training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marius Mbainaissem is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Aiglons are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. AS Etat Major will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

73 Edition

The AS Etat Major Post

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to AS Etat Major's wait for a win

23 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at AS Etat Major has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Adam Ngaradoumbe breaks a bone — 70 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 70 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ezechiel Hissein asks to leave AS Etat Major

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

AS Etat Major are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for AS Etat Major against Galactik

1‑3 to Galactik, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Djibrine Hissein falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Marius Mbainaissem in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AS Etat Major this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Mahamat Doungous

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mahamat Doungous, and the manager let it.

Market

AS Etat Major put Marius Souleymane up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Marius Souleymane may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

70 Edition

The AS Etat Major Post

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to AS Etat Major's wait for a win

20 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at AS Etat Major has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Adam Ngaradoumbe breaks a bone — 91 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 91 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

A hiding for AS Etat Major

Beaten 0‑3 by Gazelle, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

AS Etat Major sink to position 12

2 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Mahamat Djimet asks to leave AS Etat Major

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Saleh Djimet has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around AS Etat Major they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at AS Etat Major

Adam Ngaradoumbe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at AS Etat Major training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Djibrine Hissein is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Doors closed at AS Etat Major

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

66 Edition

The AS Etat Major Post

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to AS Etat Major's wait for a win

15 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at AS Etat Major has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Abdramane Haroun

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Chastening afternoon for AS Etat Major

A 0‑4 beating by CotonTchad was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Abakar out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason AS Etat Major will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Mahamat Djimet hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what AS Etat Major can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The goals have deserted AS Etat Major

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at AS Etat Major can tell you which week it ends in.

Market

Only the photograph left for Saleh Djimet

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Saleh Djimet will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around AS Etat Major the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at AS Etat Major

Florent Warna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at AS Etat Major training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Djibrine Hissein is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

65 Edition

The AS Etat Major Post

25 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for AS Etat Major

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A fracture rules Adam Abakar out for 21 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason AS Etat Major will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ali Haroun hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what AS Etat Major can pretend not to have heard.

Match

4 matches without a goal for AS Etat Major

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Florent Warna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AS Etat Major this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

AS Etat Major supporters have found a favourite in Florent Warna

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Florent Warna has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Words at AS Etat Major training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mahamat Doungous is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Florent Warna stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.63 on the card, and the AS Etat Major support went home talking about one name.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ezechiel Hissein

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

59 Edition

The AS Etat Major Post

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at AS Etat Major spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at AS Etat Major

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at AS Etat Major is running low.

Squad

Ezechiel Bechir breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Marius Mbainaissem has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around AS Etat Major they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Ezechiel Hissein hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what AS Etat Major can pretend not to have heard.

Market

So close: Saleh Hissein’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Renaissance moved on, Saleh Hissein reports back to AS Etat Major, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Marius Souleymane has improved at 29, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 4 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Squad

Florent Warna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AS Etat Major this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at AS Etat Major training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mahamat Doungous is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

40 Edition

The AS Etat Major Post

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Ezechiel Abba has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at AS Etat Major can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Saleh Abakar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what AS Etat Major can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Saleh Djimet is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at AS Etat Major is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at AS Etat Major

Florent Warna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Marius Adoum falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$37.5K taken back off the AS Etat Major table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

Squad

Ezechiel Hissein loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Ezechiel Hissein's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

Market

The Marius Mbainaissem story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Marius Mbainaissem signs something — a contract at AS Etat Major or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Marius Mbainaissem placed on the list

AS Etat Major have made Marius Mbainaissem available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

31 Edition

The AS Etat Major Post

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at AS Etat Major has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the AS Etat Major boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

A hiding for AS Etat Major

Beaten 2‑7 by Gazelle, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Market

Saleh Abakar puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at AS Etat Major, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

7 matches without a win for AS Etat Major

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around AS Etat Major are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ali Souleymane

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Madaoua Tchiva, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 8.21

A mark of 8.21 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Ezechiel Hissein: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” AS Etat Major have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Remember the name: Madaoua Tchiva

He is 19, he is averaging 7.09, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

In brief

10 Edition

The AS Etat Major Post

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Adam Youssouf breaks a bone — 67 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 67 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Florent Warna is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Florent Warna in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AS Etat Major this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Djibrine Hissein has improved at 27, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Boardroom

Graduation day at AS Etat Major

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

Adam Abakar steps up from the AS Etat Major academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Adam Abakar has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Abdramane Ngaradoumbe steps up from the AS Etat Major academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Abdramane Ngaradoumbe has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Saleh Souleymane steps up from the AS Etat Major academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Saleh Souleymane has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

AS Etat Major promote Ezechiel Hissein from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Ezechiel Hissein has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief