Peter Onuachu

Left Forward - Bendel Insurance
3 Feb 2036
Sunday
Process

Marked for Peter Onuachu

451 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

19 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Bendel Insurance

Beaten 0‑3 by Remo Stars, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Anthony Cletus keeps Bendel Insurance in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Wisdom Udom falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Julius Emiloju Junior gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Bendel Insurance dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Peter Onuachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bendel Insurance this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

Back issues
437 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joshua Balogun keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bendel Insurance may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words at Bendel Insurance training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wisdom Udom is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Bendel Insurance

Peter Onuachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

435 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

27 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dennis Ekong keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bendel Insurance may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Bendel Insurance

Wisdom Udom was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

430 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

23 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ikechukwu Nwankwo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bendel Insurance have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Wisdom Udom falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Peter Onuachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bendel Insurance this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

416 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

17 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

8 matches without a win for Bendel Insurance

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Bendel Insurance are no longer polite ones.

Match

8 matches without a goal for Bendel Insurance

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 8 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Market

Chukwueze Abdullahi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bendel Insurance, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Wisdom Udom falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Enyimba take the points off Bendel Insurance

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Peter Onuachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bendel Insurance this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ney runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Wisdom Udom has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Bendel Insurance will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ikechukwu Nwankwo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

409 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

29 May 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Anthony Cletus breaks a bone — 63 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 63 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Ney at 21 — 7.69

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Ney did not need any: 7.69, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Wisdom Udom is carrying Bendel Insurance

14 goals and a season average of 7.47. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Words at Bendel Insurance training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wisdom Udom is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Wisdom Udom the difference as Bendel Insurance beat Katsina United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Wisdom Udom. 1‑0 against Katsina United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Wisdom Udom

Marked 8.36 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief