Stephane Moukoudi

Striker - Gazelle Garoua
30 Jan 2036
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Stephane Moukoudi

494 Edition

The Gazelle Garoua Courier

14 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Gazelle Garoua

1‑6 against PWD Bamenda, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Stade Renard de Melong come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Gazelle Garoua did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Player ratings

David Ngameni, 33, rolls back the years — 7.94

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.94 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Marcel Djialeu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gazelle Garoua this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Gazelle Garoua and PWD Bamenda in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Brian Melingui Tsanga falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Brian Melingui Tsanga

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brian Melingui Tsanga, and the manager let it.

Squad

6 past Juillard Abeng Mefoe

Whether it was the goalkeeper or the ten in front of him is the argument that will fill every conversation in town this week. 2 saves does not settle it either way.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Gazelle Garoua

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

In brief

Back issues
483 Edition

The Gazelle Garoua Courier

29 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Gazelle Garoua

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Gazelle Garoua

Marcel Djialeu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Gazelle Garoua training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kazobar Kasongo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Said Aboubakar Souley at his very best

Marked 8.13. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Gazelle Garoua.

Match

Gazelle Garoua and Stade Renard de Melong take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Said Aboubakar Souley finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Gazelle Garoua have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

480 Edition

The Gazelle Garoua Courier

8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Gazelle Garoua out of the cup

Victoria United ended it 2‑3. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Market

Jean Onguene puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gazelle Garoua, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Marcel Djialeu, 33, rolls back the years — 8.18

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.18 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Marcel Djialeu out for 19 days

The medical room confirms 19 days on the sidelines for Marcel Djialeu, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

4 matches without a win for Gazelle Garoua

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Gazelle Garoua are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Marcel Djialeu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gazelle Garoua this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Gazelle Garoua come up short against Unisport Bafang

Unisport Bafang left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Kazobar Kasongo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ambroise Embolo

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

456 Edition

The Gazelle Garoua Courier

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Gazelle Garoua

Marcel Djialeu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tumiso Mogakwe falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tumiso Mogakwe has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Gazelle Garoua will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

450 Edition

The Gazelle Garoua Courier

12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Maxime Ngamaleu

44 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Gazelle Garoua lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Said Aboubakar Souley has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Gazelle Garoua they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Stephane Moukoudi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gazelle Garoua may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

442 Edition

The Gazelle Garoua Courier

15 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

11 matches without a win for Gazelle Garoua

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Gazelle Garoua are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Maxime Ngamaleu damages knee ligaments — 105 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 105 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Said Aboubakar Souley

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Said Aboubakar Souley will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Gazelle Garoua the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Juillard Abeng Mefoe

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Stephane Moukoudi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Gazelle Garoua have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Gazelle Garoua

Ogino Zeukang was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ogino Zeukang runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Gazelle Garoua and PWD Bamenda cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. PWD Bamenda came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Market

Jean Anguissa leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Jean Anguissa leaves Gazelle Garoua the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

420 Edition

The Gazelle Garoua Courier

14 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kwadwo Sulemana damages knee ligaments — 124 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 124 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Gazelle Garoua boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Gazelle Garoua say no — this time

The offer from Unisport Bafang for Stephane Moukoudi was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

In brief

419 Edition

The Gazelle Garoua Courier

7 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Kwadwo Sulemana

132 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Gazelle Garoua lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pierre Hongla has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Gazelle Garoua can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Gazelle Garoua board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Brian Melingui Tsanga out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Brian Melingui Tsanga, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Gazelle Garoua

Marcel Djialeu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Unisport Bafang watching Stephane Moukoudi

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Gazelle Garoua have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

In brief

399 Edition

The Gazelle Garoua Courier

20 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stephane Moukoudi says Gazelle Garoua went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Ogino Zeukang in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gazelle Garoua this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Gazelle Garoua training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tumiso Mogakwe is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief