The Bidco United Herald
Match8 Aug 2026
No mercy from Bidco United
Ulinzi Stars will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Bidco United were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.
Player ratings10 Aug 2026
Both of them John Kelwishi's — 8.63
2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.63, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.
Player ratings10 Aug 2026
Michael Bodo, 35, rolls back the years — 7.89
There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.89 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.
Transfer targets10 Aug 2026
David Obasanjo is a medical away from Bidco United
The deal with Shabana is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.
Squad10 Aug 2026
A falling-out at Bidco United
Daniel Kakai and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.
Market10 Aug 2026
Martin Kagere steps up from the Bidco United academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Martin Kagere has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
Market10 Aug 2026
Bidco United promote Kenneth Miheso from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Kenneth Miheso has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market10 Aug 2026
Bidco United promote Clinton Omurwa from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Clinton Omurwa has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market10 Aug 2026
One of our own: Elvis Nyakeya joins the Bidco United first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Elvis Nyakeya is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
In brief
- Squad Fidel Origa has outgrown this division
- The terraces The away end at Ulinzi Stars goes home happy
- Squad Too much change too quickly at Bidco United