19 Oct 2027
Tuesday
Process
64 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michael Bodo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Brian Marani

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

Back issues
63 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Collins Odhiambo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Gabriel Ugochukwu asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

62 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bidco United are in real trouble now

Position 16, 30 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Gabriel Ugochukwu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Bidco United count the cost of losing Thomas Wainaina

56 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mohamed Boujad and Bidco United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Alvin Mangeni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 101% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

61 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gozie Umeh is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Bidco United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Ekene Emmanuel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jimmy Mbugua

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 22 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Gozie Umeh

Marked 9.33 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Bidco United get the job done against Bandari

A 2‑0 win over Bandari, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Alvin Mangeni in the eights

A performance of 8.33 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Simon Munala

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.10, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dennis Magio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

60 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Michael Bodo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Simon Munala

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Simon Munala, and the manager let it.

Match

APS Bomet take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Gozie Umeh asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Collins Odhiambo never got going

5.60 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Eric Gichimu

Marked 5.64, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

59 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Collins Odhiambo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gozie Umeh

Defensive actions: 23. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alvin Mangeni

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Gozie Umeh knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

Point won or two lost for Bidco United?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Sofapaka? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Market

Simon Munala linked with a move away

The name of Simon Munala keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bidco United say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

58 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bidco United are in real trouble now

Position 16, 26 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Gabriel Ugochukwu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Bidco United say no — this time

The offer from Kariobangi Sharks for Gozie Umeh was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Thomas Wainaina out for 84 days

The medical room confirms 84 days on the sidelines for Thomas Wainaina, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gbenga Opamoye

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Francis Chege out for 18 days

The medical room confirms 18 days on the sidelines for Francis Chege, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jimmy Mbugua

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.26, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

57 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gozie Umeh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Gozie Umeh has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Bidco United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

7 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Brian Marani keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidco United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Kakamega Homeboyz take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alvin Mangeni

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No place for Michael Bodo on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Bidco United pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

In brief

56 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michael Bodo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

6 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Benard Okinyi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidco United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gbenga Opamoye

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Alvin Mangeni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Simon Munala

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Simon Munala, and the manager let it.

In brief

55 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Collins Odhiambo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Bidco United turn down KCB for Andrew Abalogu

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

5 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gozie Umeh

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Jimmy Mbugua

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Kenneth Nyakeya counts the days

“I watch every Bidco United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Nairobi United runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Squad

Gabriel Ugochukwu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Gabriel Ugochukwu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

54 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bidco United

Position 16 and 23 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye shuts the door

Defensive actions: 29, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Thomas Wainaina out for 112 days

The medical room confirms 112 days on the sidelines for Thomas Wainaina, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Dennis Cheruiyot asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

4 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Market

Eyes on Andrew Abalogu again

The phone has started ringing about Andrew Abalogu again, and this time the name on the line is KCB. Bidco United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Andrew Abalogu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Andrew Abalogu and Bidco United agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Francis Chege out for 46 days

The medical room confirms 46 days on the sidelines for Francis Chege, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

53 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Gabriel Ugochukwu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Gozie Umeh has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Bidco United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Alvin Mangeni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Andrew Abalogu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Andrew Abalogu commits to Bidco United for another 2 years.

Player ratings

Newton Ochieng in the eights

A performance of 8.52 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Bidco United and Gozie Umeh are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

Home is on Gabriel Moulero's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Bidco United are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Honours even between Bidco United and Ulinzi Stars

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

52 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

26 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Michael Bodo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Bidco United say no — this time

The offer from Sofapaka for Andrew Abalogu was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Simon Munala gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Bidco United come up short against Kenya Police

Kenya Police left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Collins Odhiambo will call it something else in private.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Experience through the door at Bidco United

Brian Yakhama arrives at 34 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief

51 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Sofapaka come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Bidco United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gozie Umeh

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Bidco United come up short against Muranga Seal

Muranga Seal left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Gabriel Ugochukwu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gabriel Ugochukwu, and the manager let it.

Squad

Bidco United lose Gabriel Moulero

35 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Collins Odhiambo

Marked 5.26, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Market

Simon Munala linked with a move away

The name of Simon Munala keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bidco United say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Rivaldo Enero

Marked 5.66, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

50 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bidco United out of the cup

Gor Mahia ended it 1‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Market

Collins Odhiambo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Bidco United sink to position 16

21 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohamed Boujad

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Alvin Mangeni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 unbeaten for Bidco United

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Bidco United did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Bidco United lose Francis Chege

74 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Business is business: John Kelwishi goes

Kariobangi Sharks paid $13.0K and Bidco United took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jimmy Mbugua

Marked 8.65 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

49 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Kariobangi Sharks watching John Kelwishi

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Bidco United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Reuben Juma: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bidco United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Alvin Mangeni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Newton Ochieng signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Newton Ochieng commits to Bidco United for another 4 years.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mohamed Boujad

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Christopher Raila

Marked 8.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Christopher Raila rescues a point for Bidco United

It needed Christopher Raila to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Kariobangi Sharks, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

48 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

John Kelwishi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bidco United can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Alvin Mangeni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Business is business: John Otieno goes

Nairobi United paid $95.0K and Bidco United took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Jimmy Mbugua gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Bidco United and Mara Sugar take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Collins Odhiambo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Kenneth Nyakeya is off the mark for Bidco United

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

47 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michael Bodo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Newton Ochieng says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Alvin Mangeni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Wainaina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jimmy Mbugua

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.11, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Jimmy Mbugua rescues a point for Bidco United

It needed Jimmy Mbugua to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against KCB, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

Gozie Umeh runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

46 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bidco United sink to position 17

15 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Collins Odhiambo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Brian Okeyo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bidco United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Alvin Mangeni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bidco United lose Francis Chege

102 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

136% of the income goes out in wages at Bidco United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gbenga Opamoye

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

45 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Gabriel Ugochukwu asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Wasi Ngala says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mohamed Boujad

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against Gor Mahia

0‑1 to Gor Mahia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Bidco United count the cost of losing Gabriel Moulero

77 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Still no ink between Bidco United and Gozie Umeh

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Bidco United, another week without a signature from Gozie Umeh.

Player ratings

Eric Gichimu never got going

5.60 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

44 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jacob Onyango says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Collins Odhiambo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Alvin Mangeni runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Michael Bodo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gozie Umeh

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 19 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Home is on Gabriel Moulero's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Bidco United are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

43 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Gbenga Opamoye

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.67, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Gabriel Ugochukwu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gabriel Ugochukwu, and the manager let it.

Match

Gbenga Opamoye rescues a point for Bidco United

It needed Gbenga Opamoye to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against APS Bomet, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

Michael Bodo asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Player ratings

Christopher Raila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Gbenga Opamoye finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Bidco United have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

Market

Simon Munala linked with a move away

The name of Simon Munala keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bidco United say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Bidco United put Collins Odhiambo up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Collins Odhiambo may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

42 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Michael Bodo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Bidco United are in real trouble now

Position 16, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bidco United lose Francis Chege

130 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Bidco United see off Sofapaka

Three points for Bidco United, 2‑1 the final word against Sofapaka in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Alvin Mangeni in the eights

A performance of 8.97 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Wages eat 147% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

No hiding place for Thomas Wainaina

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Thomas Wainaina, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Simon Munala

Marked 8.28 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

41 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mohamed Boujad is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Mohamed Boujad: 5 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Bidco United through in the cup

A 0‑0 win over KCB, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

David Kalama puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Bidco United lose Gabriel Moulero

105 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of John Kelwishi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gabriel Ugochukwu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

40 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simon Munala

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Mohamed Boujad

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mohamed Boujad, and the manager let it.

Match

Bidco United come up short against Kakamega Homeboyz

Kakamega Homeboyz left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Thomas Wainaina loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Thomas Wainaina. Bidco United will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no ink between Bidco United and Ekene Emmanuel

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Bidco United, another week without a signature from Ekene Emmanuel.

Player ratings

Michael Bodo never got going

5.66 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

39 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nairobi United take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Andrew Abalogu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

The one thing John Kelwishi could not do

Shots: 5, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Squad

Jimmy Mbugua asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Simon Munala linked with a move away

The name of Simon Munala keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Bidco United say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Rivaldo Enero never got going

5.52 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

38 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Collins Odhiambo asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Bidco United

Position 16 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Francis Chege keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bidco United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Thomas Wainaina

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Thomas Wainaina, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against AFC Leopards

0‑1 to AFC Leopards, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Wages eat 104% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gozie Umeh

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

37 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Christopher Raila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Tusker take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Daniel Kakai

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Jacob Onyango knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

36 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Bidco United know it.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Collins Odhiambo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against Ulinzi Stars

0‑1 to Ulinzi Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Gbenga Opamoye

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

35 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

6 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Collins Odhiambo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kenya Police take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Michael Bodo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Michael Bodo, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alvin Mangeni

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Home is on Gabriel Moulero's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Bidco United are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Kevin Ouma knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Simon Munala story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Simon Munala signs something — a contract at Bidco United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Jimmy Mbugua never got going

5.58 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

34 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Mohamed Boujad

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mohamed Boujad, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 108% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Christopher Raila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Bidco United and Muranga Seal take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

33 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

4 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Daniel Kakai

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Daniel Kakai, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Christopher Raila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Alvin Mangeni stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.47 on the card, and the Bidco United support went home talking about one name.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

32 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mohamed Boujad signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mohamed Boujad and Bidco United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Alvin Mangeni was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Collins Odhiambo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gbenga Opamoye

Defensive actions: 13. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

Bidco United draw a blank against Kariobangi Sharks

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Kariobangi Sharks defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Squad

Newton Ochieng knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

31 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gabriel Ugochukwu

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simon Munala

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Kevin Ouma

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kevin Ouma, and the manager let it.

Match

No goals between Bidco United and Mara Sugar

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Mara Sugar will be the happier side with the point.

Squad

Andrew Abalogu knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Andrew Abalogu trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

30 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bidco United against KCB

1‑2 to KCB, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Wainaina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Alvin Mangeni runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Wages eat 96% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Costly mistake from Mohamed Boujad

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Mohamed Boujad knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

In brief

29 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Whatever happens, Bidco United do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Alvin Mangeni in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

John Kelwishi sends Bidco United past Shabana

It finished 1‑0, and it was John Kelwishi’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Bidco United.

Player ratings

Gabriel Ugochukwu shuts the door

Defensive actions: 19, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Gbenga Opamoye

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

John Kelwishi takes the honours

Marked 7.98 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Bidco United had the best player on the pitch.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simon Munala

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Michael Bodo

Defensive actions: 15. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Jacob Onyango knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jacob Onyango trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

28 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Brian Mboya puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Bidco United know it.

Market

As if he never left: George Ayumba returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. George Ayumba is a Bidco United player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Market

George Mulee is a Bidco United player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Market

As if he never left: Ochieng Njeru returns

Some transfers need a press campaign. This one needed a shirt with the old number on it. Ochieng Njeru is a Bidco United player again, and the town has its story of the summer.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Whatever happens, Bidco United do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

The manager makes an example of John Kelwishi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

27 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Wasi Ngala asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Gabriel Moulero comes home

The shirt still fits. Gabriel Moulero is back at Bidco United, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alvin Mangeni

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Gabriel Moulero signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Gabriel Moulero and Bidco United agree another 3 years.

Squad

Michael Bodo asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

26 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Eric Gichimu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bidco United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Bidco United sign Dennis Cheruiyot for $33.0K

The paperwork is done: Dennis Cheruiyot joins from Mara Sugar in a deal worth $33.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Gozie Umeh was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

113% of the income goes out in wages at Bidco United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Reuben Juma signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Reuben Juma and Bidco United agree another 3 years.

In brief

25 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Bidco United get their man

The chase for Brian Marani ended with $54.0K changing hands and Sofapaka out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Market

Bidco United get their man

The chase for Reuben Juma ended with $39.0K changing hands and Kenya Police out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Wasi Ngala signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Wasi Ngala and Bidco United agree another 2 years.

Market

Bidco United and Gabriel Ugochukwu are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

Bidco United buy the years ahead of Ekene Emmanuel

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

24 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ben Saul is a Bidco United player

The fee is $45.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Kakamega Homeboyz drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Clinton Asiago signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Clinton Asiago commits to Bidco United for another 3 years.

Squad

No hiding place for Wasi Ngala

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Wasi Ngala, and the manager let it.

Squad

Gozie Umeh has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Bidco United know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

Market

Bidco United and Gozie Umeh are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

23 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

John Otieno asks to leave Bidco United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Collins Odhiambo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Rivaldo Enero stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Rivaldo Enero and Bidco United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Eric Gichimu is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Bidco United has been clear about where Eric Gichimu stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

The Simon Munala story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Simon Munala signs something — a contract at Bidco United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

David Kalama is not saying it is over

“Ask me in the summer. I will know before anybody else does.” He is 34 with 3 appearances behind him, and Bidco United have to plan for both answers.

In brief

22 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

181% of the income goes out in wages at Bidco United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Kevin Ouma knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

21 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Eric Gichimu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Kevin Ouma knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Kevin Ouma trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

20 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Collins Odhiambo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Collins Odhiambo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Michael Bodo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Michael Bodo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

  • Squad Kevin Ouma is not doing himself any favours
19 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Michael Bodo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bidco United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jimmy Mbugua signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jimmy Mbugua and Bidco United agree another 3 years.

In brief

18 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

David Kalama: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bidco United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Andrew Abalogu signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Andrew Abalogu commits to Bidco United for another 1 years.

In brief

17 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Brian Okeyo says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Collins Odhiambo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Kalama asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

16 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

International call for Simon Munala

Simon Munala joins up with his country. Bidco United lose him for the window and would like him back in one piece.

Squad

Newton Ochieng is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

In brief

15 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kevin Ouma says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Newton Ochieng

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

14 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Wages eat 240% of everything Bidco United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Kevin Ouma was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kevin Ouma knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bidco United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

13 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Collins Odhiambo says Bidco United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bidco United lose John Otieno

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

  • Squad The manager makes an example of Wasi Ngala
12 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

John Otieno gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Collins Odhiambo asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

11 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Michael Bodo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of David Kalama

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Michael Bodo asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

10 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

John Otieno: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bidco United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Andrew Abalogu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Andrew Abalogu and Bidco United agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

9 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Gbenga Opamoye

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Jimmy Mbugua

Defensive actions: 15. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Jacob Onyango

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Onyango, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Newton Ochieng

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

8 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Michael Bodo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of John Kelwishi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gbenga Opamoye

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Christopher Raila runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Bidco United draw a blank against APS Bomet

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. APS Bomet defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

7 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christopher Raila

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Kevin Ouma

Defensive actions: 15. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Clinton Asiago

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Bidco United and Sofapaka cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Sofapaka came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Squad

Kevin Ouma knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Kevin Ouma trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Michael Bodo shuts the door

Defensive actions: 12, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Gbenga Opamoye shuts the door

Defensive actions: 12, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

6 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Daniel Kakai

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

6 matches without a win for Bidco United

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Bidco United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

408% of the income goes out in wages at Bidco United

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Wasi Ngala

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Experience through the door at Bidco United

Andrew Abalogu arrives at 33 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

Market

Michael Wanjala brings the grey hairs Bidco United lacked

At 35, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

Match

Bidco United draw a blank against Posta Rangers

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Posta Rangers defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Player ratings

Jimmy Mbugua shuts the door

Defensive actions: 12, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

5 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Bidco United

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Wasi Ngala is a Bidco United player

The fee is $48.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Sofapaka drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Market

Bidco United get their man

The chase for Benard Okinyi ended with $40.0K changing hands and Shabana out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

John Kelwishi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Collins Odhiambo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Simon Munala takes the honours

Marked 7.59 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Bidco United had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

Michael Bodo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Michael Bodo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Newton Ochieng

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Bidco United and Kakamega Homeboyz cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Kakamega Homeboyz came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

4 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Bidco United bow out of the cup

Mathare United go through and Bidco United go home, 0‑0 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simon Munala

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad keeps Bidco United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 5 of the 18 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Match

No end in sight to Bidco United's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bidco United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nairobi United take the points off Bidco United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Thomas Wainaina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Michael Bodo misses from twelve yards

It was his to settle and he did not settle it. A long walk back to the halfway line, and a considerably longer week.

In brief

3 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Simon Munala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Brian Okeyo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Simon Munala takes the honours

Marked 7.51 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Bidco United had the best player on the pitch.

Player ratings

Daniel Kakai runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Bidco United draw a blank against AFC Leopards

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. AFC Leopards defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Squad

David Kalama knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and David Kalama trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

2 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

10 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Simon Munala runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Bidco United

Collins Odhiambo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Bidco United and Collins Odhiambo are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

48 months and counting on John Otieno

Still no offer on the table, and John Otieno’s deal keeps shrinking. In boardroom language, silence this long stops being an oversight and starts being an answer.

Match

Bidco United and Tusker cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Tusker came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Squad

Mohamed Boujad still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Bidco United would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Squad

Brian Okeyo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Brian Okeyo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Jacob Onyango

Marked 5.52, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

1 Edition

The Bidco United Herald

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Simon Munala signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Simon Munala and Bidco United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Simon Munala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bidco United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Brian Mboya attracts admirers

The name of Brian Mboya has come up in conversations Bidco United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Match

John Kelwishi sends Bidco United past Ulinzi Stars

It finished 1‑0, and it was John Kelwishi’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Bidco United.

Squad

This league is too small for Mohamed Boujad

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Bidco United will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Michael Bodo

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Market

Talks stall between Bidco United and Michael Bodo

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Player ratings

John Kelwishi takes the honours

Marked 7.77 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Bidco United had the best player on the pitch.

Market

49 months and counting on Daniel Kakai

Still no offer on the table, and Daniel Kakai’s deal keeps shrinking. In boardroom language, silence this long stops being an oversight and starts being an answer.

In brief