Nir Cohen

Central Defender - Irtysh
21 May 2029
Monday
Process

Marked for Nir Cohen

139 Edition

The Irtysh Chronicle

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alexandr Smirnov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Irtysh this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kirill Fedorov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kirill Fedorov and Irtysh agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Home is on Nir Cohen's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Irtysh are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

When it matters, Sedrak Movsisyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Ilja Krylov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ilja Krylov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Georgy Makarov linked with a move away

The name of Georgy Makarov keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Irtysh say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

Back issues
138 Edition

The Irtysh Chronicle

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Szymon Kurek has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Irtysh they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Sedrak Movsisyan is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.11 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Irtysh know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Boardroom

Wages eat 156% of everything Irtysh earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dominik Pikulik

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dominik Pikulik, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Irtysh are $6.6M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

The dugout

Georgy Makarov has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Irtysh will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Ilja Krylov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Irtysh, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Vladislav Poletaev linked with a move away

The name of Vladislav Poletaev keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Irtysh say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Bogdan Romanov placed on the list

Irtysh have made Bogdan Romanov available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

130 Edition

The Irtysh Chronicle

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Irtysh run riot against Zenit Penza

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Sedrak Movsisyan, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.02

A mark of 8.02 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Gennady Kozlov, 34, rolls back the years — 8.09

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.09 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Szymon Kurek has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Irtysh they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

At 21, Sedrak Movsisyan is already the best thing here

An average of 7.11 in a first team he is several years too young for. Irtysh have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

A falling-out at Irtysh

Alexandr Smirnov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

162% of the income goes out in wages at Irtysh

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The terraces

One of their own: Sedrak Movsisyan

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Danil Kapustyanskiy

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

122 Edition

The Irtysh Chronicle

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Georgy Makarov, 21, steals the show — 7.93

Marked 7.93 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Market

Szymon Kurek is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Irtysh is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Jakub Kokosiński: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Irtysh have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Remember the name: Sedrak Movsisyan

He is 21, he is averaging 7.01, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Match

A bad afternoon for Irtysh against Spartak Tambov

1‑2 to Spartak Tambov, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Wages eat 212% of everything Irtysh earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Sedrak Movsisyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Irtysh this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Irtysh supporters have found a favourite in Georgy Makarov

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. Georgy Makarov has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

Roman Yanushkovskiy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

121 Edition

The Irtysh Chronicle

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jakub Kokosiński hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Irtysh can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Georgy Makarov is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.14 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Irtysh know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Irtysh

Alexandr Smirnov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Jakub Kokosiński frozen out at Irtysh

This is not rotation. Jakub Kokosiński has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Irtysh is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dawid Śmigielski

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dawid Śmigielski, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Sedrak Movsisyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Irtysh will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Sedrak Movsisyan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Vladislav Poletaev talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Irtysh know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Alexandr Beketov is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

In brief

116 Edition

The Irtysh Chronicle

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitry Medvedev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Irtysh they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Georgy Makarov signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Georgy Makarov and Irtysh agree another 5 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Irtysh

Alexandr Smirnov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Irtysh

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ilja Krylov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ilja Krylov, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Sedrak Movsisyan gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Sedrak Movsisyan is on it.

Market

The Alexandr Smirnov talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Irtysh know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Nir Cohen still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Irtysh would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

Irtysh put Mohamed Kalakeche up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Mohamed Kalakeche may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

113 Edition

The Irtysh Chronicle

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Yury Bavin scores twice — 8.39

Two goals and a mark of 8.39 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Irtysh sink to position 13

8 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Match

Irtysh end the wait against Zenit Penza

It had gone 11 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Player ratings

Georgy Makarov, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.05

A mark of 8.05 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

The dugout

Jakub Kokosiński frozen out at Irtysh

This is not rotation. Jakub Kokosiński has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Irtysh is pretending otherwise.

Match

Yury Bavin the difference as Irtysh beat Zenit Penza

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Yury Bavin. 3‑1 against Zenit Penza, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Danil Kapustyanskiy

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Market

Danil Kapustyanskiy is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Irtysh has been clear about where Danil Kapustyanskiy stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

Appearance number 100 for Ilja Krylov

100 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

In brief