André Monteiro

Defensive Midfielder - Free Agent
25 May 2030
Saturday
Process

Marked for André Monteiro

175 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Humaitá's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Humaitá has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Humaitá are a club again

The supervision ends, the embargo lifts, and a chairman may sign a cheque without asking anybody. It has taken a year and it has cost a squad, and this is still the best boardroom morning the club has had in that year.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for André Monteiro

16 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Humaitá lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Humaitá are in real trouble now

Position 15, 15 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

The season ends: position 15 for Humaitá

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 15 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Market

Caíque Baiano asks to leave Humaitá

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

6 goals as Humaitá and GAS go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Humaitá and GAS, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Humaitá come up short against GAS

GAS left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Transfer targets

Humaitá rebuffed over André Fernandes

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Águia de Marabá have kept their man, and Humaitá go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

  • Squad A row about effort at Humaitá
  • Boardroom 168% of the income goes out in wages at Humaitá
  • Boardroom Embargo at Humaitá
Back issues
174 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Humaitá

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Humaitá are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Humaitá

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

André Monteiro damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Lucas Moreira asks to leave Humaitá

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

6 saves: Lucas Moreira was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Tempers go at Humaitá

Felipe Afonso was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Victor Rios frozen out at Humaitá

This is not rotation. Victor Rios has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Humaitá is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Alejandro Hales falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Humaitá against Águia de Marabá

0‑1 to Águia de Marabá, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

  • Player ratings Ramon Barros was unplayable
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Caíque Baiano left out for the big one
173 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

19 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Humaitá spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

André Monteiro damages knee ligaments — 30 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 30 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Carlos Alberto Peralta hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Humaitá can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Marcos Bezerra frozen out at Humaitá

This is not rotation. Marcos Bezerra has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Humaitá is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at Humaitá

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pedro Silva was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Humaitá

Nicolás Rijo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Carlos Martinez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Looking ahead

Caíque Baiano faces his old club

Águia de Marabá next, and one man in the Humaitá dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

The dugout

Caíque Baiano knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Humaitá, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

141 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Humaitá has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Marcelo Gonzalez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Humaitá can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Humaitá training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pedro Silva is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Bruno Amaral frozen out at Humaitá

This is not rotation. Bruno Amaral has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Humaitá is pretending otherwise.

Market

The Felipe Afonso talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Humaitá know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Victor Rios placed on the list

Humaitá have made Victor Rios available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

140 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words at Humaitá training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pedro Silva is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Thiago Albergaria in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Humaitá this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Taisei Kawabe is still paying for one afternoon at Humaitá

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

The Alejandro Hales question follows Humaitá around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alejandro Hales’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Humaitá put Bruno Figueiredo up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Bruno Figueiredo may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Market

Still no signature from Thiago Albergaria

7 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Humaitá could get for him.

In brief

136 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Camilo Castro puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Humaitá, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Humaitá

Felipe Afonso and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Humaitá training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pedro Silva is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Taisei Kawabe is still paying for one afternoon at Humaitá

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Caíque Baiano asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Alejandro Hales question follows Humaitá around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Alejandro Hales’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

133 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Humaitá spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Bruno Figueiredo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Humaitá can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Pedro Silva falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Humaitá

Thiago Albergaria and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Bruno Amaral frozen out at Humaitá

This is not rotation. Bruno Amaral has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Humaitá is pretending otherwise.

Market

The Felipe Afonso talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Humaitá know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

131 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Caíque Baiano asks to leave Humaitá

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Pedro Silva falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Humaitá cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Marcos Bezerra signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Marcos Bezerra commits to Humaitá for another 3 years.

Market

The Tafinha story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Tafinha signs something — a contract at Humaitá or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Humaitá put Neguete up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Neguete may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

128 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Victor Rios asks to leave Humaitá

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Failed medical for Thiago Parente

The deal with Londrina died in the treatment room. Nobody will say what was found and everybody in the game will find out by Friday.

The dugout

André Monteiro: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Humaitá have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Marcelo Gonzalez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marcelo Gonzalez and Humaitá agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Transfer targets

Humaitá rebuffed over Willian Santos

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Athletico Paranaense have kept their man, and Humaitá go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Humaitá training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pedro Silva is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Thiago Albergaria in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Humaitá this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Felipe Cavalcante frozen out at Humaitá

This is not rotation. Felipe Cavalcante has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Humaitá is pretending otherwise.

Market

Humaitá sign Fernando Alves, one for the future

Fernando Alves is 16, and Humaitá have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief

121 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Humaitá board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Tiago Batista hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Humaitá can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Humaitá training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pedro Silva is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Nicolás Rijo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Home is on Valentino Qokthi's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Humaitá are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

The Jonnathan Lima story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Jonnathan Lima signs something — a contract at Humaitá or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief