Chidera Umar

Right Forward - Wikki Tourists
5 Aug 2043
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Chidera Umar

886 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

20 Jul 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Shehu Nwankwo, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.61

A mark of 7.61 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Chinedu Nwosu for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Wikki Tourists will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Match

Wikki Tourists find a way past Abia Warriors

Abia Warriors made Wikki Tourists work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The terraces

Wikki Tourists supporters have found a favourite in Shehu Nwankwo

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Shehu Nwankwo has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dennis Okocha

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Isaac Nwankwo was the difference for Wikki Tourists

Marked 7.69. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief

Back issues
862 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

2 Feb 2043
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

5 matches without a win for Wikki Tourists

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Wikki Tourists are no longer polite ones.

Match

5 matches without a goal for Wikki Tourists

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 5 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for Wikki Tourists against Warri Wolves

0‑1 to Warri Wolves, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Moses Iwobi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

When it matters, Ebere Akinola plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Wikki Tourists pick somebody else ahead of Sunday Lookman

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

844 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

29 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Frank Okereke

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Daniel Chukwueze

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Daniel Chukwueze has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Wikki Tourists will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

840 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

1 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Frank Okereke

70 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Shehu Nwankwo at 18 — 7.74

The hardest thing about being 18 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Shehu Nwankwo did not need any: 7.74, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Rangers International are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Wikki Tourists will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Shehu Nwankwo

At 18 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Wikki Tourists get the job done against Bendel Insurance

A 2‑0 win over Bendel Insurance, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Isaac Nwankwo

7.86, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Wikki Tourists had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Squad

Daniel Musa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

When it matters, Daniel Chukwueze plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Wikki Tourists pick somebody else ahead of Sunday Okocha

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

810 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

3 Feb 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Chinedu Nwosu out for 106 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Wikki Tourists will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Frank Madu has been here 12 seasons

101 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Rangers International expected to open talks for Dennis Okocha

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Wikki Tourists will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Match

Wikki Tourists get the job done against Warri Wolves

A 1‑0 win over Warri Wolves, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Isaac Nwankwo stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.77 on the card, and the Wikki Tourists support went home talking about one name.

Squad

Shehu Nwankwo named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Shehu Nwankwo is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Player ratings

Ahmed Kalu was immovable

15 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

When it matters, Ahmed Kalu plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sunday Lookman

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 8 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

793 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

7 Oct 2041
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

No place for Stephen Amoo in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Stephen Amoo has his answer from Wikki Tourists; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

When it matters, Dennis Okocha plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Stephen Amoo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Stephen Amoo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief