Robert Smith

Goalkeeper - Audace Cerignola
28 Jul 2042
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834 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

21 Jul 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bryan Leal Moreira

153 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Audace Cerignola lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Robert Smith breaks a bone — 102 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 102 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Enzo Salomon hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Audace Cerignola can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Audace Cerignola

Vincenzo Mesisca was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nathan Hughes gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Nathan Hughes has just signed for Audace Cerignola, and for once the answer mattered.

Boardroom

153% of the income goes out in wages at Audace Cerignola

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

Back issues
833 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

14 Jul 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bryan Leal Moreira

160 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Audace Cerignola lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Audace Cerignola

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Robert Smith breaks a bone — 109 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 109 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Luca Bonassi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Audace Cerignola have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Jonathan Richardson asks to leave Audace Cerignola

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Audace Cerignola

Oscar Moreso was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

832 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

7 Jul 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Audace Cerignola put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Robert Smith breaks a bone — 116 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 116 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Matteo Bosi says Audace Cerignola went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

The Audace Cerignola board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Oscar Moreso in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Audace Cerignola this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The owner puts $782.2K into Audace Cerignola

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Audace Cerignola cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Words at Audace Cerignola training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Peter Dragovic is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Luca Bergaglio question follows Audace Cerignola around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Luca Bergaglio’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

824 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

12 May 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Eden Eboa M'bella damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Audace Cerignola throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Giugliano the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Audace Cerignola will enjoy reviewing.

Squad

Robert Smith keeps Audace Cerignola in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Peter Dragovic, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.75

A mark of 7.75 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Luca Bergaglio, 36, rolls back the years — 8.19

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.19 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Matteo Bosi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Audace Cerignola this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Audace Cerignola cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Boardroom

Audace Cerignola are $24.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Match

Audace Cerignola share the spoils with Giugliano

A 2‑2 draw with Giugliano leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

823 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

5 May 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Eden Eboa M'bella damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Audace Cerignola put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

Audace Cerignola let it slip despite Michael Johnson

Michael Johnson had done his part in building a 3-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Cavese were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Squad

A season's verdict on Peter Dragovic: the best of his age

Audace Cerignola have a 21-year-old the division has just voted its finest young footballer. The club's next problem is that everybody else now knows it too.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Audace Cerignola

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Vincenzo Mesisca is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.23 with 28 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Robert Smith

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Peter Dragovic, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.16

A mark of 8.16 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Jonathan Richardson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Audace Cerignola, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

818 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

31 Mar 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Eden Eboa M'bella damages knee ligaments — 68 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 68 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Matteo Bosi keeps Audace Cerignola in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Ivan Valjent puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Audace Cerignola, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Vincenzo Mesisca

24 goals and a season average of 7.20 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Robert Smith says Audace Cerignola went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Wages eat 146% of everything Audace Cerignola earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Audace Cerignola get the job done against Cosenza

A 2‑0 win over Cosenza, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ivan Valjent runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Luca Bonassi

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 15 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

816 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

17 Mar 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eden Eboa M'bella damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The wait goes on for Audace Cerignola

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Oscar Moreso in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Audace Cerignola this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Audace Cerignola training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gaetano Vitale is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Carmine Cretella

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Audace Cerignola come up short against Benevento

Benevento left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Enzo Salomon runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 12. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Carmine Cretella question follows Audace Cerignola around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Carmine Cretella’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

Talks stall between Audace Cerignola and Robert Smith

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

810 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

3 Feb 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Eden Eboa M'bella damages knee ligaments — 124 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 124 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Audace Cerignola run riot against Potenza

5‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Matteo Bosi keeps Audace Cerignola in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Audace Cerignola can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Audace Cerignola board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Jonathan Richardson asks to leave Audace Cerignola

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Robert Smith keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Audace Cerignola may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Gaetano Vitale scored one and made one — 7.72

Two of the goals had his name somewhere on them, which is the afternoon a manager wants from anybody asked to both create and finish. 7.72, and 2 involvements.

Match

6 goals as Audace Cerignola and Potenza go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Audace Cerignola and Potenza, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

792 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

30 Sep 2041
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Cup progress for Audace Cerignola

A 2‑0 win over Reggiana, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Squad

A fracture rules Benjamin Parlov out for 21 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Audace Cerignola will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Robert Smith keeps Audace Cerignola in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Ivan Valjent asks to leave Audace Cerignola

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Oleg Nekrasov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Audace Cerignola have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Vincenzo Mesisca in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Audace Cerignola this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Audace Cerignola against Casarano

0‑1 to Casarano, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Oleg Nekrasov

Defensive actions: 14. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Still no signature from Daði Berg Jónsson

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Audace Cerignola could get for him.

In brief

775 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

3 Jun 2041
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Audace Cerignola put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Audace Cerignola board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Robert Smith: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Audace Cerignola have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Oscar Moreso for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Audace Cerignola will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Matteo Bosi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Audace Cerignola this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The owner puts $849.7K into Audace Cerignola

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

772 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

13 May 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Audace Cerignola

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Robert Smith

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Enzo Salomon breaks Giugliano hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Enzo Salomon scored in the 89th minute, Giugliano had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Audace Cerignola took the lot.

Match

Audace Cerignola see off Giugliano

Three points for Audace Cerignola, 2‑1 the final word against Giugliano in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Vincenzo Mesisca in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Audace Cerignola this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Peter Dragovic runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jiri Sykora

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tommaso Vannucci has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Audace Cerignola will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Gaetano Vitale question follows Audace Cerignola around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Gaetano Vitale’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

739 Edition

The Audace Cerignola Gazette

24 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Robert Smith

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The small margins put Audace Cerignola out

Out, 2‑3 to Salernitana, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Market

Gonçalo Sousa is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Audace Cerignola is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

No end in sight to Audace Cerignola's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Audace Cerignola has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Luca Bergaglio yet — 8.01

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.01 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Robert Smith: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Audace Cerignola have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Gonçalo Sousa has agreed to leave Audace Cerignola for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Gaetano Vitale in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Audace Cerignola this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Enzo Salomon runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief