Risadinha

Right Midfielder - All Boys
23 Jun 2029
Saturday
Process

Marked for Risadinha

150 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Emiliano Purita out for 44 days

44 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. All Boys lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Terms done: Juan Marcoccia is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Almagro waiting with a shirt. Nobody at All Boys is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Match

Still nobody has beaten All Boys

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

The terraces

All Boys sell a favourite for $780.0K

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Benjamín González was one of the reasons people came, and $780.0K does not replace that by itself.

Market

Risadinha asks to leave All Boys

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Lucas Videla due for a All Boys medical

Everything agreed with Atlético Tucumán, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Thiago Delgado turns down All Boys

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Atlético Tucumán keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Market

All Boys sell Benjamín González for $780.0K

Benjamín González has left for Flandria in a $780.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Tempers go at All Boys

Jean Acevedo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

Back issues
146 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Carlos Rey damages knee ligaments — 53 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 53 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Juan Marcoccia

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Juan Marcoccia will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around All Boys the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at All Boys

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

A row about effort at All Boys

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Gabriel Ramírez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages eat 105% of everything All Boys earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Marco Iacobellis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marco Iacobellis is on it.

The dugout

Jean Acevedo knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at All Boys, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Gabriel Ramírez named player of the week

One weekend, judged against everybody else's. Gabriel Ramírez has come out on top of it, and for most footballers a weekly award is the only silverware a career ever produces.

Squad

A All Boys teenager takes the young player award

Risadinha is 19, and for one weekend he was the best of everybody his age in the division. Nobody should build a career on it and everybody quietly does.

In brief

144 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Carlos Rey

67 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. All Boys lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Both of them Ricardo Blanco's — 8.26

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.26, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

All Boys find a way past Gimnasia y Tiro

Gimnasia y Tiro made All Boys work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

A falling-out at All Boys

Augusto Saravia and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Time is catching up with Johann Laureiro

Everybody at All Boys saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 36 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

The dugout

A satisfied Juan Martín Rojas

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 2‑1, Juan Martín Rojas could afford to be generous.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Johann Laureiro

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Emiliano Purita runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

All Boys pick somebody else ahead of Matías Rodríguez

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

112 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nicolás Barrientos puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at All Boys, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Alejo Navarro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at All Boys this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Gabriel Ramírez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Emiliano Purita gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Emiliano Purita is on it.

Market

Mauro Medina is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at All Boys has been clear about where Mauro Medina stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

The Gabriel Ramírez question follows All Boys around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Gabriel Ramírez’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Loan watch

Santiago Cáceres keeps scoring at PSM

30 appearances away from home and 4 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

The dugout

Nehemías Zubiaurre knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nehemías Zubiaurre trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Johann Laureiro has settled at All Boys

The shrug has gone, the language is coming, and he now argues in training like somebody who expects to be here next year. Half a signing's value is this and none of it appears on a fee.

In brief

59 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Santiago Cáceres puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at All Boys, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Ricardo Blanco, 37, rolls back the years — 7.90

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.90 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

A falling-out at All Boys

Iván Zafarana and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

All Boys end the wait against Ferro Carril Oeste

It had gone 6 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Match

Lucas Cano the difference as All Boys beat Ferro Carril Oeste

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Lucas Cano. 2‑1 against Ferro Carril Oeste, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Loan watch

Bruno Medina wants to come home

“I did not go to Mérida to sit and watch. I want to come back to All Boys and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 31 matches say the rest.

Market

Tomás González steps up from the All Boys academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Tomás González has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

All Boys promote Carlos Rey from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Carlos Rey has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Tomás Ibáñez joins the All Boys first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Tomás Ibáñez is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

58 Edition

The All Boys Gazette

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jean Acevedo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what All Boys can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at All Boys

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at All Boys is running low.

Squad

Iván Zafarana in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at All Boys this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Benjamín González has seen enough of Hapoel Tel Aviv

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at All Boys, and 1 appearances in 32 say he has earned the hearing.

Loan watch

Lukas Ramil Sauer: I did not sign for All Boys to play for other people

“Every summer it is another club, another set of team-mates, another manager to convince. I have done all that. Now I want a pre-season at All Boys and a proper look at me.” He remains Villa Dálmine’s player until the spell runs out — but the argument is with the club that owns him.

Boardroom

121% of the income goes out in wages at All Boys

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

A row about effort at All Boys

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luciano Leguizamón was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Risadinha

He is doing his job and he is not settling. All Boys were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

Market

All Boys sign Risadinha, one for the future

Risadinha is 17, and All Boys have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief