Robert Mintoff

Striker - Birkirkara
16 Dec 2035
Sunday
Process

Marked for Robert Mintoff

489 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

10 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Rashed Al-Tumi out for 85 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birkirkara will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Birkirkara march on in the cup

Hamrun Spartans are out and Birkirkara go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Gabriel Vella at 20 — 7.67

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Gabriel Vella did not need any: 7.67, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Luis Mario Córdova in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birkirkara this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Birkirkara supporters have found a favourite in Robert Mintoff

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Robert Mintoff has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Mosta take the points off Birkirkara

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Birkirkara lose Keaton Moseley

31 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Robert Mintoff

A mark of 7.91, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

When it matters, Franklin Sasere plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

Back issues
485 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

12 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Birkirkara's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Birkirkara has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

Franklin Sasere was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Franklin Sasere’s goal not enough for Birkirkara

Franklin Sasere scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Gzira United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Birkirkara lose Mark Barbara

33 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Words at Birkirkara training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alessandro Coppola is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Rashed Al-Tumi dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

479 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

JP Iseppe breaks a bone — 38 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 38 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Birkirkara march on in the cup

Gzira United are out and Birkirkara go through, 3‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

Robert Mintoff takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Alessandro Coppola has been here 13 seasons

352 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Gabriel Vella at 20 — 7.92

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Gabriel Vella did not need any: 7.92, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Carlo Micallef runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Only the photograph left for Robert Mintoff

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Robert Mintoff will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birkirkara the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

Franklin Sasere was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Robert Mintoff was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.71. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

475 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Shaun Dimech

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Birkirkara lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules JP Iseppe out for 66 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birkirkara will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Birkirkara

A 0‑4 beating by Zabbar St. Patrick was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Laureano García puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birkirkara, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Shaun Dimech has been here 11 seasons

332 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Robert Mintoff has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birkirkara they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Jefferson Vinicius signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jefferson Vinicius and Birkirkara agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Birkirkara

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Boardroom

Inquest at Birkirkara

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

472 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

13 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Shaun Dimech

61 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Birkirkara lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Birkirkara spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules JP Iseppe out for 87 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birkirkara will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Birkirkara

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Birkirkara is running low.

Market

Birkirkara say no — this time

The offer from Zabbar St. Patrick for Mikhail Nedospasov was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Mark Barbara has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birkirkara they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

Franklin Sasere was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ibrahim Halilou Mouhaman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 88% of everything Birkirkara earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

471 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

6 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Shaun Dimech

68 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Birkirkara lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules JP Iseppe out for 94 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birkirkara will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Birkirkara put George Mallia on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Birkirkara

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Birkirkara

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

9 seasons of Franklin Sasere

384 appearances across 9 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Birkirkara know what they have.

Market

Eyes on Mikhail Nedospasov again

The phone has started ringing about Mikhail Nedospasov again, and this time the name on the line is Zabbar St. Patrick. Birkirkara are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Only the photograph left for Robert Mintoff

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Robert Mintoff will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birkirkara the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Rafa Santos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Rafa Santos and Birkirkara agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

467 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

9 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Shaun Dimech

96 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Birkirkara lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules JP Iseppe out for 122 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birkirkara will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Birkirkara turn down Naxxar Lions for Mikhail Nedospasov

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Robert Mintoff is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birkirkara is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

JP Iseppe signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” JP Iseppe and Birkirkara agree another 2 years.

Squad

Real improvement from Nicolai Kjaer at Birkirkara

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Nicolai Kjaer is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

464 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

18 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Shaun Dimech

117 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Birkirkara lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Birkirkara spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules JP Iseppe out for 143 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birkirkara will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Birkirkara

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Birkirkara is running low.

Boardroom

Robert Mintoff signs for Sliema Wanderers while still at Birkirkara

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Robert Mintoff has agreed terms with Sliema Wanderers for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

Franklin Sasere was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

463 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Martin Grigoryan breaks a bone — 54 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 54 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Birkirkara say no — this time

The offer from Sliema Wanderers for Mikhail Nedospasov was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Only the photograph left for Robert Mintoff

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Robert Mintoff will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birkirkara the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

JP Iseppe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nicolai Kjaer is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Birkirkara

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

462 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

4 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Martin Grigoryan breaks a bone — 61 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 61 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Birkirkara are in real trouble now

Position 11, 18 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

Birkirkara put George Mallia on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Birkirkara board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Mikhail Nedospasov attracts admirers

The name of Mikhail Nedospasov has come up in conversations Birkirkara were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Mikhail Nedospasov pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Luis Mario Córdova in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birkirkara this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

JP Iseppe has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Birkirkara will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Still no ink between Birkirkara and Robert Mintoff

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Birkirkara, another week without a signature from Robert Mintoff.

In brief

458 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

7 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Martin Grigoryan breaks a bone — 89 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 89 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Birkirkara sink to position 11

18 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Birkirkara put George Mallia on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Birkirkara board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

Franklin Sasere was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ibrahim Halilou Mouhaman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Laureano García signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Laureano García and Birkirkara agree another 3 years.

Boardroom

Birkirkara sign a deal worth $12.0K a year

Commercial news is the news nobody sings about and everything else is paid for with. The board will call it a partnership; the accountants will call it the difference between this squad and a smaller one.

Market

Nobody at Birkirkara has picked up the phone to Laureano García

36 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

In brief

449 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

5 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Birkirkara put George Mallia on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

George Buttigieg keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birkirkara may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Mikhail Nedospasov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mikhail Nedospasov and Birkirkara agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

Zach Muscat was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Mikhail Nedospasov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mikhail Nedospasov, and the manager let it.

Market

Martin Grigoryan linked with a move away

The name of Martin Grigoryan keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Birkirkara say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

445 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

5 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Birkirkara put George Mallia on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Jefferson Vinicius signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jefferson Vinicius commits to Birkirkara for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

Zach Muscat was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A promise honoured for Luis Mario Córdova

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Birkirkara told Luis Mario Córdova something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Mikhail Nedospasov

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Mikhail Nedospasov has come out of that comparison in the side, and Birkirkara have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Market

Martin Grigoryan linked with a move away

The name of Martin Grigoryan keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Birkirkara say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

434 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

20 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Birkirkara are in real trouble now

Position 11, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Savane Ousmane Savané asks to leave Birkirkara

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Mikhail Nedospasov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birkirkara they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to Birkirkara's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Birkirkara has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Robert Mintoff: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Birkirkara have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

Zach Muscat was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Thomas Gauci’s goal not enough for Birkirkara

Thomas Gauci scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Zabbar St. Patrick, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Alessandro Coppola falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Robert Mintoff turns it into his own net

Nobody's fault and entirely his: a goal that goes into the book with his name against it and nothing about it intended. Birkirkara deserved better, and so did he.

In brief

432 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

6 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Birkirkara's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Birkirkara has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

Luis Mario Córdova was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Birkirkara against Floriana

0‑1 to Floriana, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Wages eat 127% of everything Birkirkara earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Words at Birkirkara training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Savane Ousmane Savané is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Robert Mintoff named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Robert Mintoff is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

429 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

16 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Zach Muscat out for 23 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birkirkara will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Savane Ousmane Savané is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birkirkara is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Zach Muscat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birkirkara this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Birkirkara against Naxxar Lions

1‑2 to Naxxar Lions, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Savane Ousmane Savané falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Victor Formosa

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

427 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

2 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Zach Muscat out for 37 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birkirkara will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Robert Formosa damages knee ligaments — 20 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 20 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Cup progress for Birkirkara

A 3‑0 win over Gzira United, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Player ratings

A brace, and Robert Mintoff takes the afternoon — 9.30

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Robert Mintoff provided it, and the 9.30 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Birkirkara leave it late against Valletta

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 85th, and Valletta spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Martin Grigoryan yet — 8.21

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.21 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Luis Mario Córdova out for 43 days

The medical room confirms 43 days on the sidelines for Luis Mario Córdova, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Zach Muscat signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Zach Muscat and Birkirkara agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

Birkirkara counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Birkirkara now.

In brief

418 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

31 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Zach Muscat out for 100 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birkirkara will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Isaac Bajada

82 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Birkirkara lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Birkirkara boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Mikhail Nedospasov attracts admirers

The name of Mikhail Nedospasov has come up in conversations Birkirkara were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Market

Birkirkara turn down Naxxar Lions for Godwin Chetcuti

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Stephen Saliba is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birkirkara is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

417 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

24 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Zach Muscat out for 107 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birkirkara will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Isaac Bajada

89 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Birkirkara lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Savane Ousmane Savané

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Savane Ousmane Savané will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birkirkara the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Zach Muscat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birkirkara this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Marsaxlokk join the queue for Robert Mintoff

Add another name to the list: Marsaxlokk have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Robert Mintoff. The answer from Birkirkara has not changed — yet.

Squad

When it matters, Franklin Sasere plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

415 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

10 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Isaac Bajada

103 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Birkirkara lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Savane Ousmane Savané puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birkirkara, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mikhail Nedospasov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mikhail Nedospasov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birkirkara the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Zach Muscat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birkirkara this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Birkirkara counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Birkirkara now.

Market

Zabbar St. Patrick are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Birkirkara will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

411 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Birkirkara turn down Sliema Wanderers for Mikhail Nedospasov

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Savane Ousmane Savané asks to leave Birkirkara

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Stephen Saliba is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birkirkara is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Luis Mario Córdova in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birkirkara this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Birkirkara counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Birkirkara now.

Market

Zabbar St. Patrick are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Birkirkara will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

406 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

8 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mikhail Nedospasov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birkirkara is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Robert Mintoff: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Birkirkara have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

JP Iseppe signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” JP Iseppe and Birkirkara agree another 2 years.

In brief

405 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

1 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Zach Muscat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birkirkara this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Roni Santos for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Birkirkara will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

JP Iseppe has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Birkirkara will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

401 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

3 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

Zach Muscat was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Birkirkara training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Savane Ousmane Savané is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, JP Iseppe plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief