Tanque

Defensive Midfielder - Lagarto
15 Jan 2028
Saturday
Process

Marked for Tanque

64 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Rodrigo Bomfim asks to leave Lagarto

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

João Vitor stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

The dugout

Tanque keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Lagarto may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Lagarto

Pedro Costa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Lagarto

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Words at Lagarto training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matheus Destro is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 155% of the Lagarto income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Gustavo Bagatini

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Marquinhos was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

Back issues
55 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

35 matches without a win for Lagarto

The run now stands at 35, and the questions being asked around Lagarto are no longer polite ones.

Squad

João Vitor keeps Lagarto in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Lagarto to lose Benjamín Córdova for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Benjamín Córdova has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A falling-out at Lagarto

Pedro Costa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Marquinhos was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A row about effort at Lagarto

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matheus Destro was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Lagarto refuse to lose to América de Natal

A point taken on 91 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Match

He Shaolin rescues a point for Lagarto

It needed He Shaolin to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against América de Natal, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Tiago Nardo was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Lagarto dressing room was either.

In brief

29 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A falling-out at Lagarto

Gabriel Santiago and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vitor Hugo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vitor Hugo, and the manager let it.

Squad

Márcio Martins falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

25 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Lagarto

Pedro Costa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Matheus Destro falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tanque back in training

A welcome sight on the training pitch: Tanque has come through recovery and is pushing for a place again.

22 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Lagarto board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Lagarto sink to position 15

3 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

The dugout

Tanque: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Lagarto have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Sandy signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sandy commits to Lagarto for another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Lagarto

Pedro Costa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Vitor Silva at Lagarto

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Vitor Silva is 17, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at Lagarto training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matheus Destro is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Pouso Alegre tell Lagarto: Bruno Xavier is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Eduardo Batista is in the works

Lagarto have made the call to Portuguesa. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

21 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Márcio Martins says Lagarto went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

Caio Vitor due for a Lagarto medical

Everything agreed with Maricá, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Lagarto

Gabriel Santiago and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Gabriel Menezes

Lagarto asked and Maringá said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at Lagarto

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sandy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Martín Quezada is in the works

Lagarto have made the call to Santa Cruz. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Lagarto ask about Ruan Pablo

A loan enquiry to Bahia: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vinícius Correia

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vinícius Correia, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Tanque asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

16 Edition

The Lagarto Gazette

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Vitor Hugo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lagarto this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Matheus Destro falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

He Shaolin wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Lagarto know it.

In brief