Pipe

Right Midfielder - Free Agent
6 Aug 2034
Sunday
Process

Marked for Pipe

411 Edition

The Güemes Post

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Robert Blaszczykowski, 20, steals the show — 7.90

Marked 7.90 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Vintage Gianluca Pugliese — 7.93

At 37 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.93, and nobody on the pitch better.

Market

Pipe asks to leave Güemes

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Güemes count the cost of losing Ricardo López

44 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Transfer targets

Adriano Fernández is a medical away from Güemes

The deal with Comunicaciones is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

Robert Blaszczykowski sends Güemes past Liniers

It finished 3‑1, and it was Robert Blaszczykowski’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Güemes.

Squad

A row about effort at Güemes

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dionel Ansaldo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 288% of the Güemes income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Robert Blaszczykowski

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

Back issues
400 Edition

The Güemes Post

27 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Sebastián Salas out for 51 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Güemes will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ricardo Flores is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Güemes is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Gianluca Pugliese frozen out at Güemes

This is not rotation. Gianluca Pugliese has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Güemes is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at Güemes

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dionel Ansaldo was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Güemes

Sebastián Salas and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Ricardo Flores has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Güemes will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Juan Rugeri knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Güemes, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Ricardo Flores runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Güemes money.

Market

Pipe is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Güemes has been clear about where Pipe stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

390 Edition

The Güemes Post

16 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Güemes board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

121 days out for Sebastián Salas after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Güemes will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Pipe asks to leave Güemes

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at Güemes training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dionel Ansaldo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Embargo at Güemes

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Squad

No place for Franco Russo in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Güemes are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Market

Facundo Melillán placed on the list

Güemes have made Facundo Melillán available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

The dugout

Juan Rugeri knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Güemes, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Talks stall between Güemes and Franco Russo

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

350 Edition

The Güemes Post

11 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Güemes

32 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Güemes board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

A hiding for Güemes

Beaten 0‑6 by Ferrocarril Midland, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

Güemes are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 6 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

6 goals as Güemes and Ferrocarril Midland go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Güemes and Ferrocarril Midland, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Gianluca Pugliese is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 36 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

The dugout

Robert Blaszczykowski gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

The Güemes debt reaches $10.8M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Güemes dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

In brief

349 Edition

The Güemes Post

4 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

31 matches without a win for Güemes

The run now stands at 31, and the questions being asked around Güemes are no longer polite ones.

Match

A hiding for Güemes

Beaten 0‑4 by San Martín de Burzaco, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

6 saves: Ricardo Flores was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Güemes leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Dionel Ansaldo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Güemes

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Boardroom

Wages eat 101% of everything Güemes earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Güemes and Ricardo Flores are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑4, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

  • Squad Words exchanged at Güemes
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Daniel Ferrari
  • Squad Pipe makes his debut at 19