The Remo Gazette
Squad10 Aug 2026
A move Deysinho would have made for nothing
There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Deysinho is living that version at Remo, and it tends to show in the first month.
Player ratings10 Aug 2026
Age has not caught Yago Pikachu yet — 7.85
At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.85 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.
Player ratings10 Aug 2026
Both jobs done by João Lucas — 6.83
A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 19 actions, 6.83, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.
Squad10 Aug 2026
Leonel Picco stays put
“The easiest signature of my career.” Leonel Picco and Remo agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.
Squad10 Aug 2026
Words exchanged at Remo
Leonel Picco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.
Match4 Aug 2026
Carlinhos the difference as Remo beat Operário Ferroviário
Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Carlinhos. 2‑1 against Operário Ferroviário, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.
The dugout10 Aug 2026
The manager makes an example of Patrick
“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.
Market10 Aug 2026
One of our own: Matheus Mendes joins the Remo first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Matheus Mendes is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
Market10 Aug 2026
Remo promote Zeca from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Zeca has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
In brief
- Market One of our own: Roberto Fonseca joins the Remo first team
- Market Wesley Porto steps up from the Remo academy
- Match Chapecoense take the points off Remo