Benjamin Dietrich

Striker - St. Pauli
3 Oct 2027
Sunday
Process

Marked for Benjamin Dietrich

49 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Ralf Bergmann is out at St. Pauli

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Squad

Lukas Bergmann damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Mathias Pereira Lage asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The St. Pauli board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

St. Pauli sign Lukáš Provod for $7.5M

The paperwork is done: Lukáš Provod joins from Racing Club in a deal worth $7.5M. Now comes the harder part.

Boardroom

Frank Seidel takes charge at St. Pauli

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Boardroom

The St. Pauli board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Tom Bischof in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Benjamin Dietrich is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 17 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

Back issues
32 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

St. Pauli part company with Dominik Engel

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Match

15 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The St. Pauli board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Boardroom

Ralf Bergmann minds the shop at St. Pauli

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Ralf Bergmann recited it perfectly.

Boardroom

The St. Pauli board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Jackson Irvine signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jackson Irvine and St. Pauli agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Chico da Costa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Antonio Casas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Antonio Casas, and the manager let it.

In brief

31 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

14 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 14, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

The mood at St. Pauli has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

St. Pauli sink to position 18

14 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

St. Pauli move for Pierre Guillaume

The approach has been made to Chamois Niortais and the answer is somebody else's to give. These things are settled in private and reported in public, usually in that order.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniel Svensson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Pauli against Bayer Leverkusen

1‑2 to Bayer Leverkusen, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Mio Backhaus gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Mathias Pereira Lage runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

28 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for St. Pauli

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

A hiding for St. Pauli

Beaten 1‑4 by Union Berlin, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mathias Pereira Lage

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Daniel Svensson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Inquest at St. Pauli

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Loan watch

Benjamin Dietrich has seen enough of VfB Stuttgart

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at St. Pauli, and 0 appearances in 21 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

St. Pauli pick somebody else ahead of Ben Voll

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at St. Pauli

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

27 Edition

The VfB Stuttgart Gazette

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for VfB Stuttgart

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Benjamin Dietrich: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” VfB Stuttgart have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Maximilian Mittelstädt raises the bar for VfB Stuttgart

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at VfB Stuttgart heard it as anything else.

Squad

Paul Bergmann gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Paul Bergmann has just signed for VfB Stuttgart, and for once the answer mattered.

Player ratings

One of those days for Chris Führich

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.10, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nikolas Nartey

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Luca Philipp

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at VfB Stuttgart training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ameen Al-Dakhil is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Chris Führich rescues a point for VfB Stuttgart

It needed Chris Führich to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against FC Augsburg, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

24 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Market

St. Pauli say no — this time

The offer from Köln for Connor Metcalfe was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Mathias Rasmussen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” St. Pauli have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

Benjamin Dietrich wants to come home

“I did not go to VfB Stuttgart to sit and watch. I want to come back to St. Pauli and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 17 matches say the rest.

Squad

James Sands falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mathias Pereira Lage is still paying for one afternoon at St. Pauli

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Match

Point won or two lost for St. Pauli?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Köln? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Market

The Joel Chima Fujita story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Joel Chima Fujita signs something — a contract at St. Pauli or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

20 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

FC Augsburg take the points off St. Pauli

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Ben Voll gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Mathias Pereira Lage runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Joel Chima Fujita is still paying for one afternoon at St. Pauli

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Loan watch

Benjamin Dietrich has seen enough of VfB Stuttgart

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at St. Pauli, and 0 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

20 Edition

The VfB Stuttgart Gazette

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Chris Führich runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 58. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Benjamin Dietrich keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” VfB Stuttgart may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

No hiding place for Nikolas Nartey

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nikolas Nartey, and the manager let it.

Squad

A promise honoured for Nikolas Polster

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. VfB Stuttgart told Nikolas Polster something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Josha Vagnoman

7.48, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. VfB Stuttgart had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Market

VfB Stuttgart buy the years ahead of Alexander Engel

He is 14, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Squad

Nikolas Nartey is still paying for one afternoon at VfB Stuttgart

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Angelo Stiller

13 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Match

Point won or two lost for VfB Stuttgart?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Werder Bremen? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

16 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

4 matches without a win for St. Pauli

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around St. Pauli are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

4 matches without a goal for St. Pauli

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Eric Smith falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ben Voll

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Pauli against Bayern Munich

0‑2 to Bayern Munich, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

12 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Eric Smith in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at St. Pauli this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Antonio Casas sends St. Pauli past VfL Wolfsburg

It finished 2‑1, and it was Antonio Casas’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to St. Pauli.

Squad

A late step up for Simon Spari

At 24 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Player ratings

Mathias Pereira Lage in the eights

A performance of 8.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jackson Irvine

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at St. Pauli training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Louis Oppie is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

7 Edition

The VfB Stuttgart Gazette

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Chris Führich

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A move Benjamin Dietrich would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Benjamin Dietrich is living that version at VfB Stuttgart, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Deniz Undav falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

A long bet from VfB Stuttgart on Daniel Schwarz

He is 14, and nobody at VfB Stuttgart signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

Deniz Undav knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at VfB Stuttgart, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Match

VfB Stuttgart draw a blank against Borussia Mönchengladbach

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Borussia Mönchengladbach defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

6 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Connor Metcalfe

Successful dribbles: 41. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Gregor Franke

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. St. Pauli lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

St. Pauli turn down SC Freiburg for Martijn Kaars

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Muhammad Dahaba asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Eric Smith falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for St. Pauli against SC Freiburg

0‑1 to SC Freiburg, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Connor Metcalfe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

VfB Stuttgart are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. St. Pauli will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

4 Edition

The St. Pauli Chronicle

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Fin Stevens asks to leave St. Pauli

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at St. Pauli

1 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Eric Smith falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

St. Pauli promote Heinrich Klein from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Heinrich Klein has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Connor Metcalfe told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Connor Metcalfe has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at St. Pauli.

In brief