Patrick Johansen

Striker - IK Start
8 Dec 2028
Friday
Process

Marked for Patrick Johansen

123 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Steve Mvoué out for 50 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ousmane Diallo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at IK Start

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at IK Start is running low.

Market

Deni Dashaev is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at IK Start is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Herman Waage keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” IK Start may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

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120 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at IK Start has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Steve Mvoué out for 71 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Patrick Johansen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IK Start, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

113 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to IK Start's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at IK Start has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Steve Mvoué out for 120 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

IK Start sink to position 14

17 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Herman Waage says IK Start went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Patrick Johansen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IK Start, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No place for Eirik Schulze on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at IK Start pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Player ratings

Nikolas Koutsakos takes the honours

Marked 7.77 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, IK Start had the best player on the pitch.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Marius Nordal's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and IK Start will not try tonight.

In brief

109 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

IK Start are in real trouble now

Position 14, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

The wait goes on for IK Start

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted IK Start

8 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at IK Start can tell you which week it ends in.

Player ratings

Jesper Cornelius runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Patrick Johansen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

IK Start come up short against Aalesund

Aalesund left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jasper Torkildsen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

105 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for IK Start

Position 14 and 14 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Kristian Hjelvik Halvorsen says IK Start went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Patrick Johansen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Match

4 matches without a win for IK Start

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around IK Start are no longer polite ones.

Match

4 matches without a goal for IK Start

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for IK Start against Lillestrom

0‑1 to Lillestrom, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Jesper Cornelius runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Herman Waage was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

101 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Eirik Schulze, 35, rolls back the years — 8.11

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.11 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Patrick Johansen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jacob Pryts signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jacob Pryts commits to IK Start for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Eirik Schulze sends IK Start past Stromsgodset

It finished 3‑1, and it was Eirik Schulze’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to IK Start.

The terraces

IK Start supporters have found a favourite in Alexander Gurendal

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Alexander Gurendal has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jesper Cornelius

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Alexander Gurendal in the eights

A performance of 8.22 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

97 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Jesper Cornelius runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 34. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The wait goes on for IK Start

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Patrick Johansen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for IK Start

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fredrik Pålerud is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

IK Start pick somebody else ahead of Jacob Pryts

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Squad

Henrik Pedersen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Point won or two lost for IK Start?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Mjondalen? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

93 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Patrick Johansen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Eirik Schulze signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Eirik Schulze and IK Start agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Jesper Cornelius runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Erlend Dahl Reitan was the difference for IK Start

Marked 7.40. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

IK Start pick somebody else ahead of Jacob Pryts

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Market

Johan Meyer told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Johan Meyer has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at IK Start.

Match

IK Start draw a blank against Tromso

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Tromso defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

89 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for IK Start

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Patrick Johansen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IK Start, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at IK Start

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Market

IK Start promote Martin Elyounoussi from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Martin Elyounoussi has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

IK Start promote Jonas Thorsby from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Jonas Thorsby has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

IK Start promote Birger Henriksen from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Birger Henriksen has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Boardroom

A promise the IK Start board did not keep

There was a commitment, there was a date, and the date went past. Trust at a football club takes years to build and one afternoon to spend.

Squad

Storm Strand-Kolbjørnsen signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Storm Strand-Kolbjørnsen commits to IK Start for another 3 years.

In brief

85 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

IK Start sink to position 14

23 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Magnus Lie breaks a bone — 26 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 26 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Patrick Johansen asks to leave IK Start

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Business is business: Serif Berbic goes

Stabaek paid $370.0K and IK Start took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Deni Dashaev signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Deni Dashaev and IK Start agree another 4 years.

In brief

82 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

John Olav Norheim: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” IK Start have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Fredrik Pålerud falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

78 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mathias Daehli damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Altin Ujkani keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” IK Start may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Patrick Johansen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

36 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Victor Bak is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Serif Berbic

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Serif Berbic, and the manager let it.

In brief