Ralph Schmidt

Left Back - St. Pauli U20
1 Feb 2032
Sunday
Process

Marked for Ralph Schmidt

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The St. Pauli Chronicle

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Tim Siersleben has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether St. Pauli can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at St. Pauli

Joel Chima Fujita and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

St. Pauli lose Ralph Schmidt

27 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

St. Pauli count the cost of losing Erik Ahlstrand

66 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Match

Bayern Munich take the points off St. Pauli

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Taichi Hara

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Jannik Robatsch falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Tidiam Gomis in the eights

A performance of 8.04 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

In brief