The Uni-X Labs Gazette
Player ratings10 Aug 2026
Both of them Dmitriy Khalimonchikov's — 8.04
2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.04, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.
Squad10 Aug 2026
Roman Babaev stands alone
6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.
Transfer targets10 Aug 2026
Danil Ananka is a medical away from Uni-X Labs
The deal with Neman is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.
Squad10 Aug 2026
Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
Player ratings10 Aug 2026
Maxim Volodko beats them one at a time
Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.
Transfer targets10 Aug 2026
Vitebsk tell Uni-X Labs: Brian Leroy Onana is not for sale
The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.
Market10 Aug 2026
Uni-X Labs promote Vitaliy Pavlov from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Vitaliy Pavlov has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market10 Aug 2026
Ivan Rios steps up from the Uni-X Labs academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Ivan Rios has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
Market10 Aug 2026
Uni-X Labs promote Uladzimir Shikavka from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Uladzimir Shikavka has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
In brief
- Market Sergei Malevich steps up from the Uni-X Labs academy
- The dugout Dmitriy Khalimonchikov gets it from the manager
- Squad Daniil Chergeyko stays put