The Uni-X Labs Gazette
Squad17 Aug 2026
The knee: Daniil Narchuk out for 29 days
29 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Uni-X Labs lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.
Match12 Aug 2026
The small margins put Uni-X Labs out
Out, 3‑4 to Torpedo-BelAZ, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.
Player ratings17 Aug 2026
A brace, and Daniil Chergeyko takes the afternoon — 8.40
There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Daniil Chergeyko provided it, and the 8.40 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.
Squad17 Aug 2026
7 saves: Roman Babaev was the team
Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.
Player ratings17 Aug 2026
Age has not caught Sergey Bulynenok yet — 8.20
At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.20 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.
Transfer targets17 Aug 2026
The paperwork begins on Makar Suschiy
A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Uni-X Labs have done the hard part with Slutsk, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.
Squad17 Aug 2026
Egor Semenov in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
Match12 Aug 2026
Nobody could stop scoring
7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Uni-X Labs and Torpedo-BelAZ in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.
The terraces17 Aug 2026
Uni-X Labs supporters have found a favourite in Daniil Chergeyko
There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 18-year-old it feels ownership of. Daniil Chergeyko has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.
In brief
- Match Uni-X Labs refuse to lose to Dnepr Mogilev
- Match Honours even between Uni-X Labs and Dnepr Mogilev
- The dugout The manager has not finished forgetting Artur Kats's mistake