The Uni-X Labs Gazette
Player ratings10 Aug 2026
Dmitriy Khalimonchikov was unplayable
Successful dribbles: 33. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.
Player ratings10 Aug 2026
Vadim Kiselev, 21, steals the show — 7.68
Marked 7.68 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.
Squad10 Aug 2026
Matvey Svidinskiy in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Uni-X Labs this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
Transfer targets10 Aug 2026
Uni-X Labs rebuffed over Daniil Tkachik
Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Volna Pinsk have kept their man, and Uni-X Labs go back to a list with one name crossed off it.
The terraces10 Aug 2026
One of their own: Vadim Kiselev
He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.
Market10 Aug 2026
Uni-X Labs promote Mikalai Gordeichuk from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Mikalai Gordeichuk has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market10 Aug 2026
Uni-X Labs promote Andrei Klimovich from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Andrei Klimovich has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market10 Aug 2026
One of our own: Stanislau Rios joins the Uni-X Labs first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Stanislau Rios is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
Market10 Aug 2026
Uladzimir Malevich steps up from the Uni-X Labs academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Uladzimir Malevich has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
In brief
- The dugout Dmitriy Khalimonchikov gets it from the manager
- Match Uni-X Labs find a way past Niva
- Transfer targets A loan move for Danil Ananka is in the works