Lukas Provod

Central Defender - Birkirkara
22 Jul 2035
Sunday
Process

Marked for Lukas Provod

463 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Terms done: Sean Somade is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Birzebbuga St. Peter's waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Birkirkara is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Sean Somade hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birkirkara can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Marley Thelwell has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birkirkara they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

JP Iseppe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Birkirkara training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sean Somade is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Talks stall between Birkirkara and Logan Edmundson

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Transfer targets

Birkirkara try to borrow Charlie Forsyth

Hamrun Spartans have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Jere Vrcić gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jere Vrcić is on it.

Squad

Wesley Malen has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Birkirkara will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

Back issues
451 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

19 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Marley Thelwell has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birkirkara they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

JP Iseppe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Birkirkara

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Andrew Mitchell was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Nathan Hunter keeps scoring at Zebbug Rangers

25 appearances away from home and 12 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

The dugout

When it matters, Jere Vrcić plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Matt Bagot asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Jere Vrcić linked with a move away

The name of Jere Vrcić keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Birkirkara say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Birkirkara and Lukas Provod are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Match

Birkirkara have something to play for

Position 6 on 34 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

In brief

449 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

5 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Henry Cunningham

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Henry Cunningham will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birkirkara the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Jefferson Vinicius signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jefferson Vinicius and Birkirkara agree another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Birkirkara

JP Iseppe and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Birkirkara

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Billy Gough was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Thuto Sesipi named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Thuto Sesipi is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

Jędrzej Grobelny has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Birkirkara will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Still no ink between Birkirkara and Billy Gough

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Birkirkara, another week without a signature from Billy Gough.

The dugout

Charlie Whalley asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

A door opens for Lukas Provod

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

448 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

26 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Deniro Prempeh-Murray

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Deniro Prempeh-Murray will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birkirkara the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

JP Iseppe in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birkirkara this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Billy Gough falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Jefferson Vinicius gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jefferson Vinicius is on it.

The dugout

Charlie Whalley knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Birkirkara, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Matt Bagot question follows Birkirkara around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Matt Bagot’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

The manager makes Lukas Provod a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Birkirkara. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Loan watch

Sean Somade first choice at Zebbug Rangers

22 starts and a season average of 6.71. The loan is doing exactly what it was arranged to do.

Loan watch

Alexandru Telehoi has made Zurrieq’s shirt his own

22 starts now, an average of 6.85, and the team sheet at Zurrieq has stopped being a question. Exactly what everybody signed up for.

In brief

447 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Timothy Fenech damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Marley Thelwell is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birkirkara is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Wesley Malen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Birkirkara have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Birkirkara

JP Iseppe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Birkirkara training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Andrew Mitchell is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Marley Thelwell gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Birkirkara and Logan Edmundson are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Loan watch

9 goals on loan for Nathan Hunter

21 appearances at Zebbug Rangers and the goals keep coming. Birkirkara are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

The dugout

When it matters, Jere Vrcić plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief