Vincent Pons

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Free Agent
27 Dec 2029
Thursday
Process

Marked for Vincent Pons

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The UCSA Post

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

UCSA run riot against Bukovyna

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Artem Shabanov, 36, rolls back the years — 9.12

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.12 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Danylo Sydorenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what UCSA can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Pablo Castro

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Illia Dziubuk is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at UCSA is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at UCSA

Wendell was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Pablo Castro falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Serhii Lebediev

Defensive actions: 21. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Matheus Fogo at his very best

Marked 8.71. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at UCSA.

In brief