Sebastian Hoffmann

Striker - Getafe
23 Dec 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Sebastian Hoffmann

176 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The run at home goes on for Bayern Munich

40 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joshua Kimmich

92 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bayern Munich lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Santiago Castro raises the bar for Bayern Munich

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Bayern Munich heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Harry Kane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dayot Upamecano falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jonas Urbig gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Loan watch

Sebastian Hoffmann wants to come home

“I did not go to Getafe to sit and watch. I want to come back to Bayern Munich and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 20 matches say the rest.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bayern Munich against RB Leipzig

0‑2 to RB Leipzig, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Olise

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
171 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, Bayern Munich do not lose

25 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

Bayern Munich are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 23 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Harry Kane runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

10 seasons of Alphonso Davies

378 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Bayern Munich know what they have.

Squad

Joshua Kimmich signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joshua Kimmich and Bayern Munich agree another 2 years.

Squad

Harry Kane in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayern Munich this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Serge Gnabry raises the bar for Bayern Munich

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Bayern Munich heard it as anything else.

Squad

Words at Bayern Munich training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dayot Upamecano is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

$26.4M on the table at Bayern Munich

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

In brief

167 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Bayern Munich

The unbeaten run reaches 19. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Derby delight as Bayern Munich down Borussia Dortmund

Bragging rights belong to Bayern Munich for another year after a 1‑0 win over Borussia Dortmund in front of a full house.

Match

Luis Díaz lights up a European night for Bayern Munich

2‑0 against AGF, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Luis Díaz was at the centre of the description.

Squad

Santiago Castro says Bayern Munich went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near João Félix

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

13 seasons of Joshua Kimmich

464 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Bayern Munich know what they have.

Squad

Harry Kane in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayern Munich this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A derby belongs to Santiago Castro

Beat anybody else and it is three points. Beat them and it is a story a city tells for a decade. Bayern Munich have their man.

Squad

Serge Gnabry signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Serge Gnabry and Bayern Munich agree another 2 years.

In brief

163 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Bayern Munich

29 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Player ratings

Alphonso Davies runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 34. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Both of them Santiago Castro's — 8.46

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.46, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Nobody wants to play Bayern Munich right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Harry Kane yet — 8.14

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.14 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Santiago Castro wants more than Bayern Munich are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Harry Kane in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayern Munich this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Bayern Munich see off Hamburger SV

Three points for Bayern Munich, 2‑0 the final word against Hamburger SV in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Home is on Raúl Rangel's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Bayern Munich are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

158 Edition

The Getafe Post

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Diego Rico out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Getafe will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Osaze Urhoghide hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Getafe can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Getafe

Abdelkabir Abqar was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sebastian Hoffmann is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Ajdin Muminovic falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Matías Schulz told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Matías Schulz has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Getafe.

In brief

156 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Harry Kane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Felipe Chávez is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Dayot Upamecano falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Armindo Sieb has improved at 26, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Market

The Jonas Urbig question follows Bayern Munich around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jonas Urbig’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Boardroom

Bayern Munich keep producing them

16 graduates from an academy now rated 11 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

156 Edition

The Getafe Post

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Diego Rico out for 77 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Getafe will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Zaid Romero keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Getafe may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Getafe

Abdelkabir Abqar was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Gabriel Arrieta is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Getafe bring in Sebastian Hoffmann on loan

A season-long audition: Bayern Munich still own him, but the shirt and the minutes are Getafe's to give. A loan is a bet both clubs believe they are winning.

Market

Getafe borrow Will Grainger

A season-long look at somebody else’s player: Will Grainger arrives from Sheffield with something to prove and a return ticket in the drawer. Good loans make everybody richer; this one starts Saturday.

In brief

155 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Timothy Onana damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Bayern Munich up to position 1

76 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Harry Kane in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayern Munich this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

154 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Santiago Castro arrives at Bayern Munich in a $102.5M statement of intent

There comes a point where a club either backs its own ambition or admits it does not have any. Bayern Munich have paid $102.5M for Santiago Castro, which is the loudest way there is of saying which one it chose.

Squad

Timothy Onana damages knee ligaments — 23 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 23 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Business is business: Evanilson goes

VfB Stuttgart paid $45.7M and Bayern Munich took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Santiago Castro gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Santiago Castro has just signed for Bayern Munich, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Harry Kane signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Harry Kane and Bayern Munich agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Harry Kane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

152 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

25 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Timothy Onana damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Harry Kane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jannis Bärtl is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Evanilson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Sebastian Hoffmann conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Stade Brestois will make the call about Sebastian Hoffmann this week. Bayern Munich have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Market

The Jonas Urbig question follows Bayern Munich around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jonas Urbig’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

151 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Timothy Onana

49 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Bayern Munich lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Bayern Munich up to position 1

76 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Bayern Munich turn down Ajax for Antoine Pons

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

In brief

135 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Bayern Munich refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 57 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Harry Kane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dayot Upamecano falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Harry Kane

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Bayern Munich find a way past VfL Wolfsburg

VfL Wolfsburg made Bayern Munich work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Michael Olise

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.39, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Michael Olise is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

When it matters, Harry Kane plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Loan watch

Sebastian Hoffmann has seen enough of Frosinone

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Bayern Munich, and 0 appearances in 30 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

131 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

36 unbeaten for Bayern Munich

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 36 matches without defeat is a foundation Bayern Munich did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Olise

Successful dribbles: 36. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Bayern Munich up to position 1

47 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Harry Kane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Evanilson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Jonathan Tah

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jonathan Tah, and the manager let it.

Squad

When it matters, Harry Kane plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Loan watch

Sebastian Hoffmann wants to come home

“I did not go to Frosinone to sit and watch. I want to come back to Bayern Munich and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 26 matches say the rest.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Joshua Kimmich

7.32, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Bayern Munich had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

In brief

131 Edition

The Frosinone Herald

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Frosinone bow out of the cup

Juventus go through and Frosinone go home, 1‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Frosinone sell Ben Lhassine Koné for $7.3M

Ben Lhassine Koné has left for AS Roma in a $7.3M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Ahmed Asiri asks to leave Frosinone

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

Supporters turn on the $7.3M sale of Ben Lhassine Koné

He is going to AS Roma, the club has $7.3M it did not have on Friday, and the phone-ins have already decided how they feel about that. Selling well and selling somebody they loved are not the same skill.

Market

Frosinone say no — this time

The offer from Atalanta for Matteo Cichella was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Cyril Ngonge

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Sebastian Hoffmann says Frosinone went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Riccardo Marchizza in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Frosinone this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Frosinone training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Cyril Ngonge is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

125 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

29 unbeaten for Bayern Munich

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 29 matches without defeat is a foundation Bayern Munich did not have in the autumn.

Squad

A fracture rules Soufiane Rahimi out for 61 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bayern Munich will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The run at home goes on for Bayern Munich

16 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Michael Olise runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

João Félix was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Evanilson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Soufiane Rahimi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Soufiane Rahimi and Bayern Munich agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Alphonso Davies was immovable

17 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Loan watch

Sebastian Hoffmann counts the days

“I watch every Bayern Munich game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Frosinone runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

121 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Bayern Munich

The unbeaten run reaches 22. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

Alphonso Davies runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 42. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Jonathan Tah breaks a bone — 41 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 41 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Harry Kane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dayot Upamecano falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bayern Munich see off Mainz 05

Three points for Bayern Munich, 2‑0 the final word against Mainz 05 in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kim Min-Jae

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Bryan Zaragoza at his very best

Marked 8.19. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Bayern Munich.

Player ratings

Evanilson in the eights

A performance of 8.06 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

116 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Arijon Ibrahimović runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 68. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Jonathan Tah breaks a bone — 82 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 82 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

15 unbeaten for Bayern Munich

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 15 matches without defeat is a foundation Bayern Munich did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Harry Kane in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayern Munich this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bayern Munich training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Evanilson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nothing got past João Palhinha

21 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Match

The run at home goes on for Bayern Munich

8 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Harry Kane has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Bayern Munich will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Loan watch

Sebastian Hoffmann wants to come home

“I did not go to Frosinone to sit and watch. I want to come back to Bayern Munich and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 11 matches say the rest.

In brief

110 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Olise

Successful dribbles: 37. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Harry Kane wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Bayern Munich hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Joshua Kimmich signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joshua Kimmich commits to Bayern Munich for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Harry Kane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Evanilson wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Match

Whatever happens, Bayern Munich do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Evanilson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Antoine Pons told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Antoine Pons has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Bayern Munich.

Boardroom

Bayern Munich release $26.4M for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

In brief

109 Edition

The Frosinone Herald

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Cyril Ngonge runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 35. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Anthony Oyono asks to leave Frosinone

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The terraces

The mood at Frosinone has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Cagliari come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Frosinone did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Frosinone sell Omari Forson for $3.6M

Omari Forson has left for Picerno in a $3.6M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Cyril Ngonge in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Frosinone this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A late step up for Riccardo Marchizza

At 30 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 4 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

Sebastian Hoffmann is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Giorgi Kvernadze falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

99 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Bayern Munich pay Chelsea $122.6M for a proper upgrade

Chelsea did not want to sell and the number is why they did. $122.6M for Evanilson, and the expectation that arrives with him is the kind no amount of settling-in period softens.

Match

Bayern Munich are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 84 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

A move Evanilson would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Evanilson is living that version at Bayern Munich, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Harry Kane in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bayern Munich this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bayern Munich training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dayot Upamecano is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Sebastian Hoffmann is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

The terraces

$122.6M for Evanilson, and Bayern Munich supporters approve

Boards get told what they have done wrong for years and hear nothing on the days they get it right. This is one of those days: Evanilson from Chelsea for $122.6M, and a ticket office having a very good morning.

Market

The Tom Bischof conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: RB Leipzig will make the call about Tom Bischof this week. Bayern Munich have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Market

The Jannis Bärtl story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Jannis Bärtl signs something — a contract at Bayern Munich or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

84 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Whatever happens, Bayern Munich do not lose

15 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Harry Kane raises the bar for Bayern Munich

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Bayern Munich heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Harry Kane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Michael Olise runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Dayot Upamecano falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Leon Goretzka signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Leon Goretzka commits to Bayern Munich for another 2 years.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jamal Musiala

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.31, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jamal Musiala

7 goals and a season average of 7.30 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Boardroom

Bayern Munich release $26.4M for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

In brief

80 Edition

The Bayern Munich Courier

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Bayern Munich silence Borussia Dortmund

A derby is never about the football alone, but the football helped: 1‑0, and the away end emptied early. Bragging rights renewed for another season.

Match

Bayern Munich cannot stop winning

9 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Joshua Kimmich has been here 11 seasons

394 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Michael Olise stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michael Olise and Bayern Munich agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Bayern Munich

Harry Kane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A derby belongs to Michael Olise

Beat anybody else and it is three points. Beat them and it is a story a city tells for a decade. Bayern Munich have their man.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Serge Gnabry

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Loan watch

Sebastian Hoffmann has seen enough of Roda

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Bayern Munich, and 1 appearances in 23 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Michael Olise is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.34 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief