The KFUM Oslo Sentinel
The dugout12 Apr 2032
Liam Selin keeps the receipts
“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” KFUM Oslo may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.
Player ratings12 Apr 2032
A brace, and Henrik Meister takes the afternoon — 8.70
There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Henrik Meister provided it, and the 8.70 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.
Match10 Apr 2032
Nobody wants to play KFUM Oslo right now
4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.
Squad12 Apr 2032
Harvey Gray gets the move he always wanted
Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Harvey Gray has just signed for KFUM Oslo, and for once the answer mattered.
Squad12 Apr 2032
Tempers go at KFUM Oslo
Leandro Martins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Boardroom12 Apr 2032
11 academy players handed senior numbers at KFUM Oslo
The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.
Squad12 Apr 2032
Håkon Helland Hoseth falls out with a teammate over standards
The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.
Boardroom12 Apr 2032
Wages swallow 184% of the KFUM Oslo income
Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.
Match10 Apr 2032
Henrik Meister sends KFUM Oslo past Egersund
It finished 2‑0, and it was Henrik Meister’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to KFUM Oslo.
In brief
- Market Lars Berge steps up from the KFUM Oslo academy
- Market One of our own: Lars Strandberg joins the KFUM Oslo first team
- Market KFUM Oslo promote Erling Elyounoussi from within