The Ermis Gazette
Squad31 Aug 2026
A fracture rules Nikola Stanković out for 110 days
Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.
The terraces31 Aug 2026
The boos come down from three sides
“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 5 of the 25 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.
Boardroom31 Aug 2026
Graduation day at Ermis
2 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.
Match29 Aug 2026
Anorthosis take the points off Ermis
Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.
Squad31 Aug 2026
Branco Serrano falls out with a teammate over standards
The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.
Market31 Aug 2026
One of our own: Nikos Nicolaou joins the Ermis first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Nikos Nicolaou is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
Market31 Aug 2026
Ermis promote Kostakis Nicolaou from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Kostakis Nicolaou has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Squad31 Aug 2026
Olav Øby gets it from the manager
“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.
Squad31 Aug 2026
Panagiotis Kyriakou in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
In brief
- Boardroom No investment in the facilities at Ermis
- Market Ermis bring in an old head
- Market Gabriel Fjellstad Olsen joins Ermis to strengthen the squad