5 Dec 2032
Sunday
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331 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

29 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Parras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ermis come up short against Anorthosis

Anorthosis left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Giorgos Thoma makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Leontios Kalaitzis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Leontios Kalaitzis is on it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Leontios Kalaitzis

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Christos Loizou does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

22 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

15 saves: Christos Loizou was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 15 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Ermis and Apollon in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Ermis come up short against Apollon

Apollon left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Match

Halfway: Ermis sit in position 13

9 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 2‑4, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jason Loizou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Gustavo Nogueira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Ermis pick somebody else ahead of Valentinos Artymatas

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

329 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

15 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Dimitris Dimitriou out for 19 days

19 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Ermis sink to position 13

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Michalis Laifis, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.83

A mark of 7.83 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ermis see off Ethnikos Achnas

Three points for Ermis, 2‑1 the final word against Ethnikos Achnas in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

Ermis supporters have found a favourite in Michalis Laifis

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Michalis Laifis has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑1, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

Ivaylo Naydenov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ivaylo Naydenov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

328 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Dimitris Dimitriou out for 26 days

26 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

A hiding for Ermis

Beaten 0‑3 by Omonoia, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Stelios Antoniou

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Leontios Kalaitzis commits to Ermis for another 3 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Leontios Kalaitzis

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Ivaylo Naydenov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ivaylo Naydenov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

327 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

1 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dimitris Dimitriou

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Stelios Antoniou stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Ermis throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Doxa the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Ermis will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 22. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Labros Ioannou was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.33. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Giannis Saregos

Marked 8.03 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Ermis share the spoils with Doxa

A 2‑2 draw with Doxa leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

326 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

25 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandros Parras

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Leontios Kalaitzis

Successful dribbles: 34. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A day Labros Ioannou will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

One of those days for Labros Ioannou

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 10.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Ermis see off Agia Napa

Three points for Ermis, 3‑1 the final word against Agia Napa in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 3‑1 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

Squad

Player of the week: Labros Ioannou

Somebody watched every match in the division at the weekend and decided he was the best thing in any of them. A small honour, and most careers end without one.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Michalis Makris

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Doxa in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

In brief

325 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

18 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandros Parras

25 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 14 and 2 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ermis cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against AEL

0‑1 to AEL, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Jason Stylianou signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jason Stylianou and Ermis agree another 3 years.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Daniel Gomes gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Daniel Gomes is on it.

Player ratings

Nektarios Pittas runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 10. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

324 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Alexandros Parras out for 32 days

32 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Ermis taken apart

0‑3 to APOEL, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ermis

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Ermis pick somebody else ahead of Ioannis Ioannou

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Jason Georgiou

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against AEL in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

The dugout

Valentinos Artymatas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Valentinos Artymatas is on it.

The dugout

Philip Allentoft asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

323 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

4 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandros Parras damages knee ligaments — 39 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 39 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Ermis march on in the cup

AEL are out and Ermis go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

One of their own: Andre Pinto

He is 20 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Ermis come up short against Aris

Aris left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

100 appearances for Ioannis Ioannou

100 games in these colours. Service of that kind gets rarer every season, and the crowd knows it.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis takes the honours

Marked 7.93 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Ermis had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Ioannis Ioannou named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Ioannis Ioannou is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

322 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

27 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandros Parras

46 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Interim Coach confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Match

7 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

6 saves: Stelios Antoniou was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Ermis come up short against Nea Salamis

Nea Salamis left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Labros Ioannou at his very best

Marked 8.21. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Squad

Valentinos Artymatas stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Valentinos Artymatas and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑3 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

321 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

20 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alexandros Parras

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Both of them Leontios Kalaitzis's — 8.17

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.17, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

6 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Late, late show earns Ermis a point

Minute 92, against Paralimni, and a goal that felt like a win to everybody who had stayed. It was a draw. Nobody leaving the ground will describe it as one.

Match

Ermis share the spoils with Paralimni

A 2‑2 draw with Paralimni leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Interim Coach chose the glass-half-full version of 2‑2; the supporters left with the other one.

Squad

Michalis Laifis, 19, is the weekend’s best young player

Measured against every other kid in the division and first among them. The senior award is where Ermis would like this to lead.

Player ratings

Labros Ioannou was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 12. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

320 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

13 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Alexandros Parras out for 60 days

60 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

6 saves: Christos Loizou was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Anorthosis tell Ermis: Tamás Kiss is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Ermis come up short against AE Kition

AE Kition left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Philip Allentoft signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Philip Allentoft and Ermis agree another 3 years.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Market

No place for Andreas Zachariou in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Andreas Zachariou has his answer from Ermis; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

319 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

6 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandros Parras damages knee ligaments — 67 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 67 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 13 signed and 8 gone

That is the business done at Ermis until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Robert Ergas

Ermis asked and Aris said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Ermis dugout

13 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Leonardo Vides deal

Ermis ran out of time with AEL. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Squad

Ioannis Ioannou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ioannis Ioannou and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Giannis Saregos beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

318 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

30 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Ermis run out of patience with Interim Coach

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Interim Coach clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou damages knee ligaments — 96 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 96 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Ermis have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Ermis

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Transfer targets

Andrii Vasin is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Agia Napa is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

12 academy players handed senior numbers at Ermis

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Market

Fotis Antoniou steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Fotis Antoniou has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Constantinos Laifis steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Constantinos Laifis has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

317 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

23 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Dimitris Dimitriou out for 103 days

103 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Transfer targets

Tamás Kiss due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with Anorthosis, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Rodrigo Leal

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Nea Salamis have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Jason Stylianou asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

The Ermis academy earns its keep

62 graduates, from a department now rated 7 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

316 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

16 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dimitris Dimitriou

110 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ermis

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ermis is running low.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Connor Goldson

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Apollon have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

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Market

Dimitris Dimitriou linked with a move away

The name of Dimitris Dimitriou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ermis say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Christos Kastanos is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Ermis has been clear about where Christos Kastanos stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Marios Demetriou gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marios Demetriou is on it.

The dugout

Nicholas Artymatas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

315 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

9 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou damages knee ligaments — 117 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 117 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

$310.0K settles it between the clubs for Tamás Kiss

Anorthosis have accepted the money. What Ermis do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

Ermis turn down Dinamo Tbilisi for Nektarios Pittas

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

An offer of $660.0K for Leonardo Vides

Ermis have gone to AEL with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jason Elia

Ermis asked and APOEL said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

When it matters, Leontios Kalaitzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Giannis Saregos asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Alexandros Parras keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Alexandros Parras plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

In brief

314 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

2 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Dimitris Dimitriou out for 124 days

124 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Ermis

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Aris tell Ermis: Robert Ergas is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Andrii Vasin is in the works

Ermis have made the call to Agia Napa. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Giannis Saregos knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Giannis Saregos trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Giorgos Kolias without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Giorgos Kolias was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

Boardroom

The Ermis dressing room answers

Whatever was said behind that door, it worked: the pressing is back, the arguing has stopped, and the manager’s job is being defended in the only language that counts.

In brief

313 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

26 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou damages knee ligaments — 131 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 131 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

Ermis agree $590.0K for Leonardo Vides

The clubs have shaken hands with AEL; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Christos Loizou knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Christos Loizou trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Boardroom

Ermis keep producing them

62 graduates from an academy now rated 7 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

The dugout

The manager plants his flag on Dimitris Dimitriou

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Dimitris Dimitriou’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

312 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou damages knee ligaments — 138 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 138 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Anorthosis tell Ermis: Tamás Kiss is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

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Andre Pinto stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Andre Pinto and Ermis agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Transfer targets

Ermis try to borrow Rodrigo Leal

Nea Salamis have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

Dimitris Dimitriou linked with a move away

The name of Dimitris Dimitriou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ermis say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Marios Demetriou gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marios Demetriou is on it.

In brief

311 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

12 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou damages knee ligaments — 145 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 145 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Jason Elia

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. APOEL have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Late improvement for Philip Allentoft

At 24 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Mathías González is in the works

Ermis have made the call to AE Kition. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Leontios Kalaitzis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Leontios Kalaitzis is on it.

In brief

310 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alexandros Parras damages knee ligaments — 130 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 130 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Ermis put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Robert Ergas

Ermis and Aris have settled on $330.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Ermis say no — this time

The offer from Dinamo Tbilisi for Nektarios Pittas was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Ermis count the cost of losing Christos Papadimitriou

22 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ivaylo Naydenov and Ermis agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

6 new boys at the Ermis academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

The dugout

Jason Loizou asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

309 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Andre Pinto has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Mateusz Skoczylas rejects the move

Ermis had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Ethnikos Achnas, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Aris tell Ermis: Robert Ergas is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandros Parras was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

The Ermis production line keeps running

62 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

308 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Transfer targets

Tamás Kiss due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with Anorthosis, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Diyar Shamuzov rejects the move

Ermis had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Doxa, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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No hiding place for Giannis Saregos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Giannis Saregos, and the manager let it.

Market

Dimitris Dimitriou linked with a move away

The name of Dimitris Dimitriou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ermis say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Marios Demetriou gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marios Demetriou is on it.

In brief

307 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stelios Antoniou

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Andre Pinto has said yes to Paralimni

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Ermis have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Transfer targets

Robert Ergas is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Aris is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Yahav Gurfinkel will not be coming to Ermis

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at AE Kition is saying, and nobody at Ermis is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Tamás Kiss

Ermis asked and Anorthosis said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Philip Allentoft signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Philip Allentoft commits to Ermis for another 3 years.

The dugout

Leontios Kalaitzis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Leontios Kalaitzis is on it.

The dugout

Giannis Saregos asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

306 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Stelios Antoniou out for 25 days

25 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Mathías González

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Ermis have done the hard part with AE Kition, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Christos Papadimitriou signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Christos Papadimitriou commits to Ermis for another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Eyes on Andre Pinto again

The phone has started ringing about Andre Pinto again, and this time the name on the line is Nea Salamis. Ermis are listening politely and promising nothing.

Transfer targets

Ermis ask about Yahav Gurfinkel

A loan enquiry to AE Kition: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Marios Laifis knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

305 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

31 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nélson Campali breaks a bone — 103 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 103 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

The knee: Stelios Antoniou out for 32 days

32 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Nélson Campali asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Christos Kastanos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Christos Kastanos, and the manager let it.

In brief

304 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Savvas Christodoulou is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Ermis will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

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Squad

Jason Loizou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jason Loizou and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Ermis sign Michalis Makris, one for the future

Michalis Makris is 17, and Ermis have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

No place for Michalis Makris in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Ermis are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Market

Dimitris Dimitriou linked with a move away

The name of Dimitris Dimitriou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ermis say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

303 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Leontios Kalaitzis has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

302 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Savvas Christodoulou hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

301 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

The dugout

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Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dimitris Dimitriou commits to Ermis for another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Savvas Christodoulou without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Savvas Christodoulou was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

In brief

300 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

26 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

The dugout

Giannis Saregos says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A muscle injury and 15 days out for Ivaylo Naydenov

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Ermis will quote 15 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Nélson Campali gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Dimitris Dimitriou linked with a move away

The name of Dimitris Dimitriou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ermis say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Diego Martínez asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

299 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nicholas Charalambous

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Diego Martínez says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Parras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Andreas Kastanos out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Andreas Kastanos, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

Leontios Kalaitzis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Leontios Kalaitzis is on it.

In brief

298 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

12 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Nicholas Charalambous

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Savvas Christodoulou asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

297 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nicholas Charalambous damages knee ligaments — 28 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 28 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

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Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

296 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

29 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ermis

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ermis is running low.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandros Parras was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Dimitris Dimitriou linked with a move away

The name of Dimitris Dimitriou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ermis say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Nélson Campali knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nélson Campali trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Marios Demetriou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

The training reports on Alexandros Parras are not good

A bad Saturday is forgiven; a bad Tuesday is chosen. Standards have slipped and in a building where everybody watches everybody, it has been noticed.

Boardroom

The Ermis academy earns its keep

62 graduates, from a department now rated 7 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

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22 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

18 days out for Dimitris Dimitriou after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

294 Edition

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15 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitris Dimitriou out for 25 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Savvas Christodoulou hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

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8 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

32 days out for Dimitris Dimitriou after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Nélson Campali puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Parras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Nélson Campali wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ermis know it.

In brief

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1 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

39 days out for Dimitris Dimitriou after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 86% of the Ermis income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Sander Coopman still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Ermis would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

The Dimitris Dimitriou talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Diego Martínez asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

291 Edition

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23 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

10 saves: Stelios Antoniou was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 10 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Match

Ermis finish in position 11

26 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Player ratings

Both of them Savvas Christodoulou's — 8.61

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.61, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Apollon

3‑5 to Apollon, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Savvas Christodoulou is carrying Ermis

12 goals and a season average of 7.37. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Savvas Christodoulou among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Savvas Christodoulou on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Ermis and Apollon.

Player ratings

Labros Ioannou was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.38. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

290 Edition

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16 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitris Dimitriou out for 53 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Savvas Christodoulou asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

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Match

Ermis come up short against Ethnikos Achnas

Ethnikos Achnas left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Ermis count the cost of losing Giorgos Ioannou

33 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 14. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

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9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

60 days out for Dimitris Dimitriou after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Nélson Campali puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ermis, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Stelios Antoniou keeps Ermis in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The dugout

Ioannis Ioannou says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

The dugout

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Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Labros Ioannou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 21. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Labros Ioannou the difference as Ermis beat Omonoia

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Labros Ioannou. 1‑0 against Omonoia, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

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2 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitris Dimitriou out for 67 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 0 in, 2 out at Ermis

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 0 arrived, 2 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

The dugout

Constantinos Artymatas keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Labros Ioannou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Stelios Antoniou is the division's best young player this month

At 20 he has spent a month being better than everybody his age in the league, which is a different and harder thing than one good afternoon. Ermis will try very hard not to make too much of it.

The dugout

Nélson Campali gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou takes the honours

Marked 7.73 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Ermis had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

  • Boardroom Wages swallow 86% of the Ermis income
  • The dugout Interim Coach: “We have to be better”
  • Match Ermis and Doxa cancel each other out
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26 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou breaks a bone — 74 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 74 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Ermis tear Agia Napa apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Agia Napa, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Both of them Labros Ioannou's — 9.51

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.51, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Labros Ioannou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Savvas Christodoulou

10 goals and a season average of 7.30 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou in the eights

A performance of 8.54 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Paralimni watching Andre Pinto

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Ermis have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 3‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

286 Edition

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19 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitris Dimitriou out for 81 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Transfer targets

Ermis bid $1.7M for Konstantinos Balogiannis

The offer went to Apollon this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Labros Ioannou sends Ermis past AEL

It finished 2‑0, and it was Labros Ioannou’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Ermis.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Labros Ioannou at his very best

Marked 8.41. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Savvas Christodoulou at his very best

Marked 8.33. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Savvas Christodoulou

9 goals and a season average of 7.26 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Looking ahead

Everything rides on Agia Napa

Both clubs in the mire, one fixture between them, and a ground that will be louder and more frightened than at any point in the season. Ermis know what is at stake and so does everybody in the away end.

In brief

285 Edition

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12 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou breaks a bone — 88 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 88 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 12 and 16 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Transfer targets

Luis Rentería due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with Pafos, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

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No thanks: Yahav Gurfinkel rejects the move

Ermis had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at AE Kition, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Savvas Christodoulou is carrying Ermis

8 goals and a season average of 7.22. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Savvas Christodoulou

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

284 Edition

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5 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou breaks a bone — 95 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 95 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

A hiding for Ermis

Beaten 1‑4 by Aris, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Nélson Campali hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Andreas Zachariou keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Parras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Home is on Nélson Campali's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ermis are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Ermis leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

In brief

283 Edition

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29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou breaks a bone — 102 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 102 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Labros Ioannou's — 9.31

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.31, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Ermis see off Nea Salamis

Three points for Ermis, 3‑2 the final word against Nea Salamis in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sander Coopman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Savvas Christodoulou at his very best

Marked 8.42. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Ermis.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Leontios Kalaitzis

Marked 8.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Interim Coach kept it short after the 3‑2 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

In brief

282 Edition

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22 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitris Dimitriou out for 109 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 0‑3 beating by Paralimni was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Savvas Christodoulou

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Labros Ioannou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Looking ahead

Everything rides on Nea Salamis

Both clubs in the mire, one fixture between them, and a ground that will be louder and more frightened than at any point in the season. Ermis know what is at stake and so does everybody in the away end.

Market

No place for Nélson Campali in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Nélson Campali has his answer from Ermis; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nélson Campali

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nélson Campali, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ermis

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

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15 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 12 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Savvas Christodoulou hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Words exchanged at Ermis

Labros Ioannou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

AE Kition take the points off Ermis

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Parras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dimitris Dimitriou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Savvas Christodoulou

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.10, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 2‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

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8 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Alexandros Parras stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alexandros Parras and Ermis agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Labros Ioannou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ermis come up short against Pafos

Pafos left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Nélson Campali makes it 100

100 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Leontios Kalaitzis

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against AE Kition in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Market

The Dimitris Dimitriou talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ermis know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Marios Demetriou gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marios Demetriou is on it.

In brief

279 Edition

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1 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 30. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Labros Ioannou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Sander Coopman told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Sander Coopman has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Ermis.

Match

Ermis see off Anorthosis

Three points for Ermis, 1‑0 the final word against Anorthosis in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Labros Ioannou

Marked 8.23 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

Squad

Sander Coopman still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Ermis would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

The dugout

Nélson Campali has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Nélson Campali has written the date down.

In brief

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The Ermis Gazette

24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandros Parras was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Apollon

0‑2 to Apollon, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

Halfway: Ermis sit in position 12

9 points at the turn. The first half of a season is a promise; the second is a bill, and the town is about to find out which of the two this one was.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑2 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

Leontios Kalaitzis has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Stelios Antoniou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Ermis pick somebody else ahead of Philip Allentoft

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

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Match

Every point is an argument now for Ermis

Position 12 and 9 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Savvas Christodoulou hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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The dugout

Andre Pinto keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ermis may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sander Coopman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Ermis come up short against Ethnikos Achnas

Ethnikos Achnas left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Ioannis Ioannou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

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Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ermis get the job done against Omonoia

A 2‑1 win over Omonoia, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Match

Ermis end the wait against Omonoia

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Player ratings

One of those days for Savvas Christodoulou

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.44, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Labros Ioannou was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.18. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑1, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

Ioannis Ioannou dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

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Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 29. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Sander Coopman signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sander Coopman commits to Ermis for another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou in the eights

A performance of 8.23 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Michalis Laifis

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Michalis Laifis has come out of that comparison in the side, and Ermis have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Match

Savvas Christodoulou rescues a point for Ermis

It needed Savvas Christodoulou to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Doxa, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Ermis

Something was said to Nélson Campali and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

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Match

Ermis throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Agia Napa the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Ermis will enjoy reviewing.

Squad

Savvas Christodoulou takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

The wait goes on for Ermis

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Labros Ioannou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Agia Napa

3‑4 to Agia Napa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou in the eights

A performance of 8.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Leontios Kalaitzis

Marked 8.27 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

Diego Martínez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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Market

Savvas Christodoulou hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Ermis are in real trouble now

Position 12, 5 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Labros Ioannou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Ermis

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against AEL

0‑1 to AEL, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Marios Demetriou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marios Demetriou and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

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13 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Nélson Campali's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ermis are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

APOEL take the points off Ermis

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Andreas Zachariou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Diego Martínez dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Looking ahead

Savvas Christodoulou faces his old club

AEL next, and one man in the Ermis dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at Ermis that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

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Squad

9 saves: Dimitris Dimitriou was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 9 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Nélson Campali hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Labros Ioannou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Labros Ioannou and Ermis agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ermis come up short against Aris

Aris left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nélson Campali

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Looking ahead

Michalis Koukou goes back to face APOEL

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Michalis Koukou’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Ermis needing him to play as if none of it matters.

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Match

Ermis bow out of the cup

Pafos go through and Ermis go home, 0‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Match

Ermis come from 2 down to beat Nea Salamis

At 2 goals adrift this was a formality, and the formality lasted right up until it did not. Ermis found something the first half had given no notice of, and Nea Salamis could not hold what they had.

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis scores twice — 8.31

Two goals and a mark of 8.31 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Ermis end the wait against Nea Salamis

It had gone 6 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Match

Leontios Kalaitzis the difference as Ermis beat Nea Salamis

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Leontios Kalaitzis. 3‑2 against Nea Salamis, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dimitris Dimitriou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Labros Ioannou was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.14. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

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Squad

A one-man rearguard from Dimitris Dimitriou

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Ermis's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ermis has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Ermis cannot find the net

5 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandros Parras was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Paralimni

0‑1 to Paralimni, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Philip Allentoft signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Philip Allentoft and Ermis agree another 4 years.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

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Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 0‑4 beating by AE Kition was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Match

4 matches without a win for Ermis

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ermis are no longer polite ones.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Ermis

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Labros Ioannou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sander Coopman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Diego Martínez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Diego Martínez, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Ermis

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑4 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

Squad

4 past Dimitris Dimitriou

Whether it was the goalkeeper or the ten in front of him is the argument that will fill every conversation in town this week. 5 saves does not settle it either way.

In brief

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8 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Labros Ioannou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ermis cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Transfer targets

Dimitris Kourbelis stays at Apollon as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Ermis will try again when the window opens; Apollon may not be selling by then.

Squad

Ioannis Ioannou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ioannis Ioannou and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou takes the honours

Marked 7.45 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Ermis had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Andreas Zachariou dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Match

Ermis draw a blank against Pafos

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Pafos defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

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1 Sep 2031
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Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Dimitris Kourbelis

Ermis and Apollon have settled on $76.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 8 signed and 7 gone

That is the business done at Ermis until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Ermis to Angelos Neofytou

The clock did what APOEL would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandros Parras was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Stelios Antoniou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Stelios Antoniou and Ermis agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Leontios Kalaitzis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Leontios Kalaitzis is on it.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Interim Coach on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 0‑0, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

Market

No place for Gustavo Nogueira in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Gustavo Nogueira has his answer from Ermis; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

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Squad

A fracture rules Joao Pacheco out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Transfer targets

Ermis agree $780.0K for Jenluis Pérez

The clubs have shaken hands with APOEL; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Konstantinos Balogiannis

Ermis asked and Apollon said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

7 academy graduates step up at Ermis

Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Andreas Merkis steps up from the Ermis academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Andreas Merkis has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Valentinos Ioannou joins the Ermis first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Valentinos Ioannou is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Ermis promote Valentinos Loizou from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Valentinos Loizou has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

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18 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

27 days out for Joao Pacheco after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Ermis will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

$1.1M settles it between the clubs for Pedro Ataíde

APOEL have accepted the money. What Ermis do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Andreas Zachariou signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Andreas Zachariou and Ermis agree another 3 years.

In brief

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11 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Joao Pacheco out for 34 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ermis will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

The step up is real for Philip Allentoft

At 23 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Andreas Zachariou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Andreas Zachariou, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Marios Demetriou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Stelios Antoniou asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

David Ben-Lulu leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. David Ben-Lulu leaves Ermis the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

Boardroom

The Ermis academy earns its keep

55 graduates, from a department now rated 7 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

262 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

4 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Martínez

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Joao Pacheco breaks a bone — 41 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 41 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Ermis

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Jenluis Pérez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. APOEL have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sander Coopman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Nélson Campali gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Leontios Kalaitzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

261 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Martínez damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Savvas Christodoulou asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Jenluis Pérez is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with APOEL is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Nicholas Artymatas signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nicholas Artymatas and Ermis agree another 4 years.

In brief

260 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Martínez

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Nélson Campali knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

A door opens for Stelios Antoniou

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

259 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Martínez

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

$1.1M settles it between the clubs for Pedro Ataíde

APOEL have accepted the money. What Ermis do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Squad

Philip Allentoft is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Marios Demetriou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

  • Boardroom Ermis keep producing them
  • The dugout Dimitris Dimitriou keeps his manager's vote
  • Match Nothing left to play for but pride at Ermis
258 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Martínez

42 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ermis can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Ermis

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Market

Nélson Campali hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Ermis rebuffed over Jenluis Pérez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. APOEL have kept their man, and Ermis go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sander Coopman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

5 new boys at the Ermis academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

The dugout

When it matters, Leontios Kalaitzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

257 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

30 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Martínez

49 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Savvas Christodoulou asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Pedro Ataíde is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with APOEL is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Philip Allentoft signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Philip Allentoft and Ermis agree another 3 years.

Squad

Home is on David Ben-Lulu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ermis are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

256 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

23 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Martínez damages knee ligaments — 56 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 56 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Transfer targets

Karlen Hovhannisyan is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with AE Kition is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Giannis Saregos out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Giannis Saregos, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

255 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

16 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Martínez

63 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

Uroš Kojić due for a Ermis medical

Everything agreed with APOEL, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ioannis Ioannou out for 36 days

The medical room confirms 36 days on the sidelines for Ioannis Ioannou, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Dinamo Tbilisi watching Andre Pinto

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Ermis have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

The dugout

No hiding place for Andreas Zachariou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Andreas Zachariou, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Marios Demetriou has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes Andre Pinto a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Ermis. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

  • Boardroom The Ermis academy earns its keep
  • The dugout The manager plants his flag on Leontios Kalaitzis
  • Match Nothing left to play for but pride at Ermis
254 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

9 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Martínez damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Nélson Campali hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ermis can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Yahav Gurfinkel rejects the move

Ermis had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at AE Kition, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandros Parras was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Leontios Kalaitzis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Leontios Kalaitzis is on it.

In brief

253 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

2 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Martínez

77 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Ermis put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Savvas Christodoulou asks to leave Ermis

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Nélson Campali says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sander Coopman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Nélson Campali wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ermis can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Giannis Saregos knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Ermis, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

Ermis can sign again

The window is open, and with it the only month of the year when a supporter’s hopes are limited by nothing but arithmetic. The board know the arithmetic; the supporters know the hopes.

In brief

252 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

26 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Diego Martínez out for 84 days

84 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ermis

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ermis is running low.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Giannis Saregos asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

251 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

19 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Diego Martínez out for 91 days

91 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Parras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Marios Demetriou has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Valentinos Artymatas knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Valentinos Artymatas trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Boardroom

The Ermis production line keeps running

55 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

250 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Martínez

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Leontios Kalaitzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Stelios Antoniou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stelios Antoniou, and the manager let it.

Market

Dimitris Dimitriou linked with a move away

The name of Dimitris Dimitriou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ermis say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

249 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

5 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Martínez damages knee ligaments — 105 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 105 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Ermis spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Alexandros Parras stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alexandros Parras and Ermis agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sander Coopman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Nélson Campali gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

248 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

28 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Diego Martínez out for 112 days

112 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Ermis lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

Andreas Zachariou says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandros Parras was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

247 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

21 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Diego Martínez

119 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ermis lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sander Coopman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Constantinos Artymatas counts the days

“I watch every Ermis game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Omonoia runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

Marios Demetriou has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ermis will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Andreas Zachariou knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Andreas Zachariou trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

246 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

14 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Martínez damages knee ligaments — 126 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 126 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on David Ben-Lulu's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Ermis are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

When it matters, Leontios Kalaitzis plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Dimitris Dimitriou linked with a move away

The name of Dimitris Dimitriou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ermis say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

245 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

7 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Martínez damages knee ligaments — 133 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 133 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Giannis Saregos: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Sander Coopman stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sander Coopman and Ermis agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

244 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

31 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ermis boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Christos Loizou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Christos Loizou, and the manager let it.

Squad

Christos Loizou has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Ermis will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

243 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Constantinos Artymatas counts the days

“I watch every Ermis game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Omonoia runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Stelios Antoniou

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Marios Demetriou gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Marios Demetriou is on it.

Squad

Country calls for Dimitris Dimitriou

He goes off to be somebody else’s player for a fortnight. Ermis lose him for the window and would like him returned in the condition he left.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis called up by his country

A window away with the national side, and a shirt at Ermis that briefly doubles as an advertisement. A call-up flatters the player and the club that built him in the same breath.

The dugout

A door opens for Nélson Campali

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Valentinos Artymatas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

  • Boardroom The Ermis production line keeps running
  • Match Nothing left to play for but pride at Ermis
242 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandros Parras falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Leontios Kalaitzis gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Leontios Kalaitzis is on it.

Market

Dimitris Dimitriou linked with a move away

The name of Dimitris Dimitriou keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ermis say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Valentinos Artymatas knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Valentinos Artymatas trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Ioannis Ioannou is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

In brief

241 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Philip Allentoft

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Philip Allentoft wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Ermis will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

Andreas Zachariou asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Stelios Antoniou has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Stelios Antoniou has written the date down.

In brief

240 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Ermis spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

Andreas Zachariou: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Ermis have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ioannis Ioannou named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Ioannis Ioannou is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

239 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

24 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Parras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Christos Loizou pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Loan watch

Constantinos Artymatas has seen enough of Omonoia

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Ermis, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

The dugout

When it matters, Marios Demetriou plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Still no signature from Sofian Bouzian

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Ermis could get for him.

In brief

238 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

17 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The season ends: position 10 for Ermis

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 30 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Market

Sofian Bouzian has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ermis they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Ethnikos Achnas tell Ermis: Michalis Theodosiou is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Ivaylo Naydenov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ermis against Apollon

0‑2 to Apollon, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dimitris Dimitriou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dimitris Dimitriou, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Leontios Kalaitzis

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

237 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

10 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Sander Coopman, 36, rolls back the years — 8.34

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.34 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Labros Ioannou the difference as Ermis beat Ethnikos Achnas

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Labros Ioannou. 2‑0 against Ethnikos Achnas, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Match

Ermis keep winning on the road

3 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Player ratings

Labros Ioannou was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.44. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

One of those days for Savvas Christodoulou

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.25, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Ioannis Ioannou stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ioannis Ioannou and Ermis agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Interim Coach has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Interim Coach on a 2‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

236 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

3 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ermis board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

8 saves: Dimitris Dimitriou was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 8 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ermis

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

The dugout

Valentinos Artymatas says Ermis went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Ermis close the window on a squad of their own making

1 in and 4 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Ermis bid $1.2M for Michalis Theodosiou

The offer went to Ethnikos Achnas this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ermis training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandros Parras is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

235 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

27 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Savvas Christodoulou leads the rout of Doxa

3‑0, and Savvas Christodoulou took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Ermis tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Terms done: Sofian Bouzian is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Agia Napa waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Ermis is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou scores twice — 8.52

Two goals and a mark of 8.52 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Vintage Sander Coopman — 8.24

At 36 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.24, and nobody on the pitch better.

Transfer targets

Michalis Theodosiou turns down Ermis

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Ethnikos Achnas keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Transfer targets

Failed medical for Savvas Michos

The deal with Paralimni died in the treatment room. Nobody will say what was found and everybody in the game will find out by Friday.

Squad

A falling-out at Ermis

Dimitris Dimitriou and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Santiago Blanco will join Ermis for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Santiago Blanco has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Ermis have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

In brief

234 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

20 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Leontios Kalaitzis beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 25. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Transfer targets

Savvas Michos is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with Paralimni is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Michalis Theodosiou

Ermis asked and Ethnikos Achnas said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Dimitris Dimitriou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ermis this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sander Coopman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Ermis find a way past Agia Napa

Agia Napa made Ermis work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou in the eights

A performance of 8.46 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nélson Campali

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nélson Campali, and the manager let it.

Squad

Joao Pacheco signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Joao Pacheco and Ermis agree another 3 years.

In brief

233 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

13 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Ermis

A 1‑4 beating by AEL was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Transfer targets

Ermis make their move for Michalis Theodosiou

$1.1M on the table at Ethnikos Achnas. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Transfer targets

Yahav Gurfinkel turns down Ermis

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: AE Kition keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Leontios Kalaitzis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Labros Ioannou ran the middle of the pitch — 7.93

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 13 combined actions and a mark of 7.93, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alexandros Parras was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Christos Papadimitriou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ermis dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑4, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

232 Edition

The Ermis Gazette

6 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Ermis has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Transfer targets

Yahav Gurfinkel is a medical away from Ermis

The deal with AE Kition is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ermis

Ivaylo Naydenov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Ermis

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sander Coopman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Savvas Christodoulou beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Match

Ermis come up short against APOEL

APOEL left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Daniel Gomes signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Daniel Gomes commits to Ermis for another 2 years.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Leontios Kalaitzis makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief