Simon Smith

Central Defender - Free Agent
31 Jan 2036
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Marked for Simon Smith

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The Urartu Post

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Arman Haroyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Urartu

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

Alashkert take the points off Urartu

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Robert Movsisyan stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Robert Movsisyan and Urartu agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Karen Melkonyan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Aram Grigoryan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

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The Urartu Post

12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian scores twice — 8.40

Two goals and a mark of 8.40 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Simon Smith puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Sargis Haroyan has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Urartu they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Urartu counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Urartu now.

Match

A bad afternoon for Urartu against Ararat-Armenia

2‑3 to Ararat-Armenia, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Donát Pálfi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Artak Haroyan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Artak Haroyan and Urartu agree another 3 years.

Squad

Zhirayr Margaryan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Smith is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

447 Edition

The Urartu Post

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sargis Simonyan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Artak Haroyan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Urartu is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

When it matters, Karen Melkonyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

446 Edition

The Urartu Post

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Urartu

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Simon Smith puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Sargis Haroyan has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Urartu they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Urartu counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Urartu now.

Squad

Zhirayr Margaryan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Zhirayr Margaryan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

442 Edition

The Urartu Post

15 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Urartu

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Urartu is running low.

Market

Simon Smith puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Urartu counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Urartu now.

Squad

Bobby Kamwa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

David Sallai attracts admirers

The name of David Sallai has come up in conversations Urartu were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Zhirayr Margaryan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Urartu will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

439 Edition

The Urartu Post

25 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Joseph Hatch damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Sargis Simonyan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Miguel Rajani keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Urartu may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

435 Edition

The Urartu Post

27 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Arman Haroyan breaks a bone — 20 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 20 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Simon Smith puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sergey Mkrtchyan out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Sergey Mkrtchyan, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

  • Squad Karen Melkonyan has become a man the manager trusts
  • Squad Words at Urartu training over how hard people work
431 Edition

The Urartu Post

30 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Arman Haroyan breaks a bone — 48 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 48 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Simon Smith asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Donát Pálfi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

427 Edition

The Urartu Post

2 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Simon Smith hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Artak Haroyan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Urartu may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Karen Melkonyan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Karen Melkonyan and Urartu agree another 2 years.

In brief

424 Edition

The Urartu Post

11 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mkhitar Mkhitaryan

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Stepan Gomonov out for 31 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Hakob Mkhitaryan asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zhirayr Margaryan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Robert Petit signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Robert Petit commits to Urartu for another 3 years.

Market

The Donát Pálfi talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Urartu know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

411 Edition

The Urartu Post

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ararat Spertsyan

58 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Simon Smith hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Sargis Haroyan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Urartu is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Zhirayr Margaryan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Urartu come up short against Van

Van left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Eyes on Artak Haroyan again

The phone has started ringing about Artak Haroyan again, and this time the name on the line is Gandzasar. Urartu are listening politely and promising nothing.

In brief

403 Edition

The Urartu Post

17 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Sargis Haroyan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sargis Haroyan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Urartu the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Zhirayr Margaryan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Urartu come up short against Noah

Noah left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Arman Haroyan

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Arman Haroyan, and the manager let it.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

David Sallai was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Karen Melkonyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Donát Pálfi story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Donát Pálfi signs something — a contract at Urartu or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Urartu and Aram Grigoryan are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

The shop window has Simon Smith in it

Urartu have let the market know Simon Smith can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief