Mathieu Perrin

Central Defender - Stoke City U20
18 Feb 2036
Monday
Process

Marked for Mathieu Perrin

483 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

29 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mathieu Perrin

15 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stoke City lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

5 matches without a win for Stoke City

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Stoke City are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Stoke City count the cost of losing Tomáš Rigo

23 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Million Manhoef falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Róbert Boženík in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stoke City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Million Manhoef runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

Back issues
482 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mathieu Perrin

22 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stoke City lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Corey Thomas keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stoke City may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Thomas Cryer is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stoke City is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

The wait goes on for Stoke City

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Million Manhoef

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Stoke City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Million Manhoef is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

481 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mathieu Perrin

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stoke City lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Million Manhoef

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Richarlison, 38, rolls back the years — 7.86

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.86 at 38, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Million Manhoef falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A move Brandon Powell would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Brandon Powell is living that version at Stoke City, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Róbert Boženík in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stoke City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Joseph Turner has seen enough of Bristol Rovers

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Stoke City, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

Stoke City share the spoils with Ipswich Town

A 1‑1 draw with Ipswich Town leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Tomáš Rigo linked with a move away

The name of Tomáš Rigo keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Stoke City say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

480 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mathieu Perrin

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stoke City lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Million Manhoef

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

11 seasons of Joshua Maskall

33 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Stoke City know what they have.

Boardroom

An order from above at Stoke City: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Words at Stoke City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Million Manhoef is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Stoke City

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Tempers go at Stoke City

Róbert Boženík was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages eat 123% of everything Stoke City earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

The Million Manhoef story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Million Manhoef signs something — a contract at Stoke City or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

479 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Mathieu Perrin

43 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stoke City lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Joshua Maskall has been here 11 seasons

33 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Stoke City lose Tomáš Rigo

51 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Isreal Kelly puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stoke City, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Million Manhoef falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Queens Park Rangers take the points off Stoke City

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

The Richarlison talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Stoke City know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Million Manhoef runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Still no ink between Stoke City and Biel Díaz

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Stoke City, another week without a signature from Biel Díaz.

In brief