The Uskok Herald
Squad10 Dec 2029
Harry Griffiths stands alone
6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.
The dugout10 Dec 2029
Benjamin Ward says Uskok went back on their word
“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.
Squad10 Dec 2029
Words exchanged at Uskok
Harry Griffiths and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.
Squad10 Dec 2029
Cory Adjetey-Brew stays put
“The easiest signature of my career.” Cory Adjetey-Brew and Uskok agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.
Match8 Dec 2029
Uskok come up short against Dugo Selo
Dugo Selo left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.
Boardroom10 Dec 2029
Uskok cannot sign anybody
The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.
The dugout10 Dec 2029
The manager makes an example of Dmytro Konovalov
“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.
Squad10 Dec 2029
Home is on Hesam Pourhashem's mind
“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Uskok are dealing with a man who wants a different country.
Player ratings10 Dec 2029
Paizinho was unplayable
Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.
In brief
- The dugout Interim Coach answers for it
- The dugout Dmytro Konovalov is still paying for one afternoon at Uskok
- Player ratings Hesam Pourhashem gives it away