Dane Van Hattum

Central Midfielder - Southern United U18
2 Oct 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for Dane Van Hattum

101 Edition

The Southern United Herald

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dane Van Hattum

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Southern United put Owen Nelson on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Southern United

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Michael Garbett puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Southern United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Lungelo Kunene was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Hawke's Bay United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Southern United will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Chris Van Hattum signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Chris Van Hattum and Southern United agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tim Waine out for 28 days

The medical room confirms 28 days on the sidelines for Tim Waine, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Boardroom

Southern United sign 7 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

In brief

Back issues
100 Edition

The Southern United Herald

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Southern United sink to position 6

7 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dane Van Hattum

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Winston Tuiloma asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Lungelo Kunene in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Southern United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Marco Payne conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Waitakere United will make the call about Marco Payne this week. Southern United have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Mohamed Ehab knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Southern United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

99 Edition

The Southern United Herald

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Southern United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Southern United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dane Van Hattum

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

In brief

98 Edition

The Southern United Herald

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dane Van Hattum

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Mohamed Ehab asks to leave Southern United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Marco Payne: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Southern United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Waitakere United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Southern United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Hawke's Bay United join the queue for Mohamed Ehab

Add another name to the list: Hawke's Bay United have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Mohamed Ehab. The answer from Southern United has not changed — yet.

Squad

Real improvement from Monty Stamatelopoulos at Southern United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Monty Stamatelopoulos is 16, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

63 Edition

The Southern United Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Oliver Stamatelopoulos

102 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Southern United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Southern United

Samukelo Mlaba was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Callum Nelson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Callum Nelson and Southern United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

A long bet from Southern United on James Cacace

He is 16, and nobody at Southern United signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Market

Southern United sign Stefan Barbarouses, one for the future

Stefan Barbarouses is 15, and Southern United have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Market

A long bet from Southern United on Callum Van Hattum

He is 17, and nobody at Southern United signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief