Dmitriy Isakov

Right Forward - Zenit 2
28 Oct 2035
Sunday
Process

Marked for Dmitriy Isakov

469 Edition

The Zenit 2 Sentinel

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Zenit 2

11 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Zenit 2

Position 9 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Eldar Guseinov

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Dmitriy Isakov at 19 — 7.75

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Dmitriy Isakov did not need any: 7.75, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Only the photograph left for Roman Yevdokimov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Roman Yevdokimov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Zenit 2 the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Looking ahead

A six-pointer for Zenit 2

Chaika next, and both sides can do the sum. Win and the table looks different; lose and it looks the way everybody has been fearing.

Match

Zenit 2 rescue it on 92 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 92. Druzhba had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Match

Honours even between Zenit 2 and Druzhba

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Miro finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Zenit 2 have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

Back issues
467 Edition

The Zenit 2 Sentinel

8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Zenit 2 taken apart

1‑14 to Rostov 2, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Zenit 2

10 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Eldar Guseinov keeps Zenit 2 in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Roman Yevdokimov, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 7.65

A mark of 7.65 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

15 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Zenit 2 and Rostov 2 in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Dmitriy Isakov is the division's best young player this month

At 19 he has spent a month being better than everybody his age in the league, which is a different and harder thing than one good afternoon. Zenit 2 will try very hard not to make too much of it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Zenit 2 dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Dmitriy Isakov makes the team of the month

Four or five weekends of consistency, measured against everybody else in the division. A quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The terraces

The glare is on Miro

Every touch weighed, every quote parsed, every mistake replayed. Some players grow into that; some are quietly finished by it; nobody knows which until afterwards.

In brief

466 Edition

The Zenit 2 Sentinel

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Maxim Saveljev leads the rout of Dinamo Makhachkala 2

5‑2, and Maxim Saveljev took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Zenit 2 tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Match

Zenit 2 are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 9 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Maxim Saveljev takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Isakov, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 9.07

A mark of 9.07 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Maxim Saveljev, 33, rolls back the years — 9.64

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.64 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Miro stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Match

Zenit 2 end the wait against Dinamo Makhachkala 2

It had gone 8 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Match

7 goals as Zenit 2 and Dinamo Makhachkala 2 go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Zenit 2 and Dinamo Makhachkala 2, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Eldar Guseinov at his very best

Marked 8.43. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Zenit 2.

In brief

465 Edition

The Zenit 2 Sentinel

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Zenit 2

A 2‑5 beating by Cherepovets was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Eldar Guseinov says no to Sochi

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Eldar Guseinov had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Match

Zenit 2 are in real trouble now

Position 9, 4 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

8 matches without a win for Zenit 2

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Zenit 2 are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Miro keeps Zenit 2 in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Zenit 2 are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 8 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Isakov, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 8.12

A mark of 8.12 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Roman Yevdokimov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zenit 2 they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Alexandr Chernikov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zenit 2 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

456 Edition

The Zenit 2 Sentinel

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

12 saves: Miro was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 12 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Alexandr Chernikov breaks a bone — 41 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 41 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No mercy from Zenit 2

Dinamo Makhachkala 2 will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Zenit 2 were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Market

Zenit 2 turn down CSKA Moscow for Miro

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Player ratings

Both of them Maxim Saveljev's — 9.00

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.00, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

The run at home goes on for Zenit 2

11 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Words exchanged at Zenit 2

Ilja Rodionov and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Dmitriy Isakov

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ilja Rodionov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.30, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

454 Edition

The Zenit 2 Sentinel

9 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

60 days out for Alexandr Chernikov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Zenit 2 will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Ivan Belikov has said yes to Baltika

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Zenit 2 have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Maxim Saveljev says no to Krylya Sovetov

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Maxim Saveljev had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

In brief

452 Edition

The Zenit 2 Sentinel

25 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Eldar Guseinov has said yes to Akhmat Grozny

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Zenit 2 have lost him in all but the paperwork.

The dugout

Eldar Guseinov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The shop window has Alexandr Chernikov in it

Zenit 2 have let the market know Alexandr Chernikov can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

450 Edition

The Zenit 2 Sentinel

11 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alexandr Chernikov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zenit 2 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Eldar Guseinov has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Zenit 2 will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Squad

A season on the outside for Miro

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Zenit 2 has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

461 Edition

The Zenit Gazette

28 May 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Zenit are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 70 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Loan watch

15 goals on loan for Yasser Warda

23 appearances at Rapid Bucharest and the goals keep coming. Zenit are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

Squad

Sergey Pryakhin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zenit this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Dmitriy Isakov has seen enough of Orel

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Zenit, and 0 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

Boardroom

Wages eat 93% of everything Zenit earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Bamba Dieng has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Zenit will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

457 Edition

The Zenit Gazette

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Zenit refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 70 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Loan watch

15 goals on loan for Yasser Warda

23 appearances at Rapid Bucharest and the goals keep coming. Zenit are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

Squad

El Mehdi Maouhoub in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zenit this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

103% of the income goes out in wages at Zenit

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Loan watch

Dmitriy Isakov has seen enough of Orel

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Zenit, and 0 appearances in 9 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Zenit

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Bamba Dieng gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Bamba Dieng is on it.

Market

The Alexandr Siljanov story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Alexandr Siljanov signs something — a contract at Zenit or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

The penny has dropped for Giovani Ghimfus

He looks like a man who lives here now rather than one who is working here. It took most of a season, and at Zenit the difference is visible from the back of the stand.

In brief

453 Edition

The Zenit Gazette

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Zenit are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 70 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Loan watch

15 goals on loan for Yasser Warda

23 appearances at Rapid Bucharest and the goals keep coming. Zenit are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

Loan watch

12 clean sheets on loan for Mikołaj Biegański

23 appearances at UTA Arad and the goals have stopped going in. Zenit lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Market

Giovani Ghimfus wants more than Zenit are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Sergey Pryakhin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zenit this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 102% of the Zenit income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Loan watch

Dmitriy Isakov has seen enough of Orel

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Zenit, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

5 new faces, and Zenit are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Bamba Dieng has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Zenit will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

450 Edition

The Orel Courier

12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Orel refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 19 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Camilo Uribe asks to leave Orel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Atta Derrick Afriyie has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Orel they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Atta Derrick Afriyie signs for Znamya Truda while still at Orel

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Atta Derrick Afriyie has agreed terms with Znamya Truda for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Orel

Alex Matsukatov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Orel rebuffed over Fedor Gorshkov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Krasnodar have kept their man, and Orel go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Orel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniil Arsentjev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

138% of the income goes out in wages at Orel

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Nikita Rozhkov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nikita Rozhkov, and the manager let it.

In brief

444 Edition

The Orel Courier

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Hossein Pouraliganji out for 77 days

77 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Orel lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Hossein Pouraliganji puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Orel, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Santino Roldán frozen out at Orel

This is not rotation. Santino Roldán has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Orel is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

German Osipov due for a Orel medical

Everything agreed with Ural, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

A falling-out at Orel

Alex Matsukatov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Orel rebuffed over Dmitriy Isakov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Zenit have kept their man, and Orel go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Orel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniil Arsentjev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Nikita Rozhkov told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Nikita Rozhkov has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Orel.

Boardroom

Orel cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

440 Edition

The Zenit Gazette

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Loan watch

Marvin Çuni keeps scoring at Orenburg

21 appearances away from home and 26 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Squad

The season belongs to Valentín Barco

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Zenit have had the benefit of it.

Player ratings

Alexandr Siljanov, 33, rolls back the years — 8.14

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.14 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

The dugout

Dmitriy Isakov says Zenit went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Sergey Pryakhin has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zenit they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Cerro Porteno are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Zenit will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Player ratings

Henrique Carmo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 23. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words exchanged at Zenit

Tamerlan Musaev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Zenit caught on 85 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then CSKA Moscow scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

In brief

434 Edition

The Zenit Gazette

20 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Zenit

Valentín Barco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Michael Parker

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Michael Parker will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Zenit the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Looking ahead

Derby week at Zenit

Spartak Moscow next, which means a week that starts on Monday. Everything else on this page will be forgotten by Saturday; this fixture will not be forgotten for a year.

Squad

Dmitriy Isakov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dmitriy Isakov commits to Zenit for another 4 years.

The dugout

When it matters, Valentín Barco plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Looking ahead

A reunion for David Semenchuk

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Spartak Moscow in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

Market

Henrique Carmo linked with a move away

The name of Henrique Carmo keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Zenit say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Talks stall between Zenit and Artem Karpukas

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Loan watch

4 goals on loan for Yasser Warda

8 appearances at Rapid Bucharest and the goals keep coming. Zenit are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief

425 Edition

The Zenit Gazette

18 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Zenit

44 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Evgeni Yefimov

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Zenit lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Zenit up to position 2

24 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Zenit turn down Petrolul Ploiești for Michael Parker

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

Jhon Jhon the difference as Zenit beat Ural

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Jhon Jhon. 2‑0 against Ural, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Henrique Carmo was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.23. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Tempers go at Zenit

Sergey Pryakhin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Valentín Barco in the eights

A performance of 8.02 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Dmitriy Isakov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dmitriy Isakov and Zenit agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

424 Edition

The Zenit Gazette

11 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Evgeni Yefimov damages knee ligaments — 47 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 47 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Zenit write off $483.9K on Artem Krutovskikh

He arrived for a fee and leaves for a fraction of it. $483.9K of what Zenit paid for Artem Krutovskikh is money the club will not see again, and the boardroom will be asked about it for two seasons.

Transfer targets

CSKA Moscow tell Zenit: Matthis Abline is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Zenit say no — this time

The offer from SKA Khabarovsk for Alexandr Chernikov was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 23 signed and 19 gone

That is the business done at Zenit until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Boardroom

Nikolay Kamaev has agreed to leave Zenit for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Words exchanged at Zenit

Sergey Pryakhin and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Miro wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Zenit can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 90% of the Zenit income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

In brief

423 Edition

The Zenit Gazette

4 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

David Semenchuk agrees terms with Universitatea Craiova

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Zenit people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Alexandr Chernikov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zenit is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Dmitriy Isakov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Zenit may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Mason Greenwood raises the bar for Zenit

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Zenit heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Zenit

Mason Greenwood was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Henrique Carmo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Mason Greenwood is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.29 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Petrolul Ploiești join the queue for Michael Parker

Add another name to the list: Petrolul Ploiești have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Michael Parker. The answer from Zenit has not changed — yet.

Match

Mason Greenwood sends Zenit past Rostov

It finished 2‑0, and it was Mason Greenwood’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Zenit.

In brief

420 Edition

The Orel Courier

14 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Andrey Tsitsilin

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Orel are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 7 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Yaroslav Chistyakov asks to leave Orel

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Dmitriy Isakov

Orel asked and Zenit said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Orel training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Daniil Arsentjev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Orel come up short against Tyumen

Tyumen left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Daniil Arsentjev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Boardroom

Nobody arrives at Orel until somebody leaves

The club is not barred from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every name linked with Orel this window arrives with a name leaving in the same sentence.

In brief

409 Edition

The Zenit Gazette

29 May 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Ronaldo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ronaldo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Zenit the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Zenit

Mason Greenwood and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

110% of the income goes out in wages at Zenit

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Loan watch

Bamba Dieng keeps scoring at Akhmat Grozny

19 appearances away from home and 10 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

The dugout

Valentín Barco has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Zenit will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Jhon Jhon linked with a move away

The name of Jhon Jhon keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Zenit say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

402 Edition

The Zenit Gazette

10 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Zenit

Mason Greenwood was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Andrei Kabanov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zenit they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Mason Greenwood has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Zenit will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Beraldo question follows Zenit around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Beraldo’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Loan watch

Sergey Pryakhin keeps scoring at Krasnodar

28 appearances away from home and 6 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Loan watch

3 goals on loan for Andrey Ivlev

30 appearances at Ural and the goals keep coming. Zenit are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

The dugout

Dmitriy Isakov knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Zenit, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

Zenit keep producing them

68 graduates from an academy now rated 7 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

The dugout

The manager comes out for Mason Greenwood

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Mason Greenwood has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

In brief

401 Edition

The Zenit Gazette

3 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Ronaldo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zenit is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Mason Greenwood in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zenit this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 119% of the Zenit income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Bamba Dieng’s exile

10 goals in 19 games at Akhmat Grozny — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Zenit updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

The dugout

When it matters, Valentín Barco plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Jindřich Staněk story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Jindřich Staněk signs something — a contract at Zenit or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief