Sergio Ramirez

Left Forward - Platense
12 Sep 2032
Sunday
Process

Marked for Sergio Ramirez

317 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

23 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Platense spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Platense

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Platense is running low.

Market

Sergio Ramirez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Platense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Platense

Mathías Aguiar and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

104% of the income goes out in wages at Platense

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

A door opens for Lucas Soto

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

Back issues
314 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

2 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Platense put Recep Demiral on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

Maximiliano Martinez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Platense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Platense

Luciano Tiscornia and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

$203.6K from the owner keeps Platense afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Juan Manuel Nieto

Platense asked and Fenix said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Branislav Savic wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Platense can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Mathías Aguiar needs a bigger stage

He is doing things every Saturday that nobody around him can answer. It is flattering for a season and a problem after that, and Platense know which stage they are at.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Sergio Ramirez is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Platense

Something was said to Francisco López and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

313 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

26 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Platense has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Platense boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Sergio Ramirez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Platense, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Daniel Ibarra gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Daniel Ibarra has just signed for Platense, and for once the answer mattered.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 1 in, 6 out at Platense

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 1 arrived, 6 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Platense

Luciano Tiscornia and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mateo Sosa

Platense asked and Danubio said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Wages eat 108% of everything Platense earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Daniel Ibarra has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Platense know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

In brief

310 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

5 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Recep Demiral has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Platense can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Ezequiel Bequio hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Platense can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Thiago Brizuela is a medical away from Platense

The deal with Liverpool Montevideo is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Boardroom

$205.6K from the owner keeps Platense afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Transfer targets

Platense rebuffed over Ivan Gonzalez

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Racing have kept their man, and Platense go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A falling-out at Platense

Agustín Cartagena and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Leone Arlotti's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Platense are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Platense lose Alejandro Pellistri

17 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Transfer targets

Platense try to borrow Mathias Araujo

Bella Vista have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

306 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

7 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Platense put Recep Demiral on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Sergio Ramirez at 21 — 7.82

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Sergio Ramirez did not need any: 7.82, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Alejandro Varela

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Platense have done the hard part with Durazno, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

A falling-out at Platense

Luciano Tiscornia and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

$204.6K from the owner keeps Platense afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Transfer targets

Racing tell Platense: Lucas Da Silva is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Marco Posse is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Platense has been clear about where Marco Posse stands, which is more than many ever get.

Player ratings

Lucas Rodríguez was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Transfer targets

Platense try to borrow Diego Suazo

Boston River have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

305 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

31 May 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Platense board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

The dugout

Lucas Soto says Platense went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Platense

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

Lito take the points off Platense

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words exchanged at Platense

Agustín Cartagena and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Lucas Rodríguez in the eights

A performance of 8.16 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Branislav Savic wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Platense know it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 99% of everything Platense earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Recep Demiral faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Recep Demiral after 2‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

304 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

24 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Both of them Sergio Ramirez's — 8.38

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.38, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

A falling-out at Platense

Henry Rochón and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Sergio Ramirez

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Henry Rochón

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Platense are $7.5M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Match

Honours even between Platense and Canadian

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Marco Posse

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Recep Demiral: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 2‑2 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Platense have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

303 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

17 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Platense are in real trouble now

Position 7, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Agustín Cartagena in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Platense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Platense see off Villa Espanola

Three points for Platense, 1‑0 the final word against Villa Espanola in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Platense

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Player ratings

Marco Posse was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.24. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

A satisfied Recep Demiral

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Recep Demiral could afford to be generous.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Platense

Something was said to Federico Martinez and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Sergio Ramirez knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Platense, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

No hiding place for Manuel Acosta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Manuel Acosta, and the manager let it.

In brief

296 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

29 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Platense

Agustín Cartagena was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sergio Ramirez

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Platense reaches $7.5M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $7.5M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

Squad

Branislav Savic wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Platense know it.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Henry Rochón

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against Salus in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

The dugout

Federico Martinez knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Federico Martinez trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Carlos Pacheco plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

A door opens for Lucas Soto

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Boardroom

The Platense academy earns its keep

53 graduates, from a department now rated 4 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

291 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

23 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Sergio Ramirez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Platense may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

A bad afternoon for Platense against Mar de Fondo

2‑3 to Mar de Fondo, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Tempers go at Platense

Agustín Cartagena was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Platense cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

The dugout

Jose Narr gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Marco Posse was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.40. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Lucas Rodríguez was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Recep Demiral faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Recep Demiral after 2‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

Platense are still strangers to each other

6 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

290 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

16 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Francisco López: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Platense have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Henry Rochón keeps Platense in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Henry Rochón in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Platense this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

7 academy graduates step up at Platense

Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.

Match

Terremoto take the points off Platense

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Platense promote Juan Castro from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Juan Castro has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Marcelo Lopez steps up from the Platense academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Marcelo Lopez has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Platense promote Carlos Coates from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Carlos Coates has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Platense promote Emiliano Ferreira from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Emiliano Ferreira has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief

289 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Platense boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Sergio Ramirez commits to Platense for another 3 years.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Platense

Agustín Cartagena and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Sergio Ramirez asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Platense put Marco Posse up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Marco Posse may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

288 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

2 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Recep Demiral has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Platense can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Platense board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Branislav Savic asks to leave Platense

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Platense

Henry Rochón and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

The owner puts $108.2K into Platense

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

A row about effort at Platense

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sergio Ramirez was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Platense are $7.4M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Marco Posse is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Marco Posse has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Market

Nobody at Platense has picked up the phone to Lucas Soto

11 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

In brief

278 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Platense

Thiago Paredez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sergio Ramirez and Platense agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Branislav Savic wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Platense know it.

In brief

261 Edition

The Platense Sentinel

28 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Rodrigo Izquierdo out for 124 days

124 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Platense lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Platense

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Not going: Jorge Paz stays at Platense

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Oriental had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Market

Jorge Paz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Platense can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Platense

Luciano Tiscornia and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 148% of the Platense income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Sergio Ramirez

He is doing his job and he is not settling. Platense were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

Market

Platense buy the years ahead of Sergio Ramirez

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Squad

Sergio Gimenez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sergio Gimenez and Platense agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

236 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

3 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Deportivo Colonia spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Deportivo Colonia

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

The dugout

Facundo Acosta faces a manager he fell out with

They have worked together before and it did not end well. Nobody at Deportivo Colonia expects the new manager to have forgotten, least of all Facundo Acosta.

Squad

Tomás Cerri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportivo Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Fabio Vázquez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$381.6K of the owner's money at Deportivo Colonia

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

The dugout

Emiliano Domínguez without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Emiliano Domínguez was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

Squad

Sergio Ramirez slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Sergio Ramirez is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

Squad

Deportivo Colonia have started building around Emiliano Domínguez

He used to be one of the options. He is now one of the men the options are picked around, and the change happened quietly enough that only the dressing room noticed on the day.

In brief

232 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

6 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Deportivo Colonia put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Emergency meeting at Deportivo Colonia

The whole football department in one room on a weekday morning. Nothing was announced afterwards, which is what a board announces when it has run out of patience.

Market

Jhon Palacios has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Deportivo Colonia they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Martín Contreras agrees terms with Deutscher FK

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Deportivo Colonia people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Sergio Ramirez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Deportivo Colonia can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Deportivo Colonia turn down Atenas for Lucas Scarlatto

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

The dugout

Facundo Acosta faces a manager he fell out with

They have worked together before and it did not end well. Nobody at Deportivo Colonia expects the new manager to have forgotten, least of all Facundo Acosta.

Squad

Tomás Cerri in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Deportivo Colonia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$393.8K from the owner keeps Deportivo Colonia afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

In brief

223 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

4 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Deportivo Colonia spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Deportivo Colonia board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo Colonia

Felipe Cabrera was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $446.8K into Deportivo Colonia

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Deportivo Colonia cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Simon Panguilef for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Deportivo Colonia will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lucas Scarlatto

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lucas Scarlatto, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Nahuel Andrada is still paying for one afternoon at Deportivo Colonia

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

Deportivo Colonia and José Martínez are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

221 Edition

The Deportivo Colonia Chronicle

21 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Deportivo Colonia

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Deportivo Colonia is running low.

Squad

Fabio Vázquez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Deportivo Colonia

José Martínez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Sergio Ramirez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Felipe Cabrera knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Felipe Cabrera trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Still no signature from Felipe Cabrera

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Deportivo Colonia could get for him.

Market

The Dyohan Cabrera question follows Deportivo Colonia around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Dyohan Cabrera’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Match

Deportivo Colonia in the hunt for Europe

Position 6, 18 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

Squad

Questions about Jhon Palacios on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief