Benjamin Ondoa

Defensive Midfielder - Unisport Bafang
17 Apr 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Benjamin Ondoa

343 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

21 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Edgar Ekambi damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

The mood at Unisport Bafang has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

5 matches without a win for Unisport Bafang

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Unisport Bafang are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Vladimir Limaleba and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Unisport Bafang against Panthere du Nde

0‑2 to Panthere du Nde, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Benjamin Ondoa signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Benjamin Ondoa and Unisport Bafang agree another 3 years.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑2 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Olivier Siani

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Olivier Siani is still paying for one afternoon at Unisport Bafang

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

Back issues
338 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

17 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: Herve Mbia is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Stade Renard de Melong waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Unisport Bafang is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Player ratings

Boris Mbeumo, 19, steals the show — 8.24

Marked 8.24 at 19, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Achille Fokem yet — 7.95

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.95 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Jean Mbeumo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Unisport Bafang, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Benjamin Ondoa keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Unisport Bafang may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Kadad Ning Che is a medical away from Unisport Bafang

The deal with PWD Bamenda is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Mamadou Camara turns down Unisport Bafang

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Cotonsport Garoua keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Becker Tcheuani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Dynamo Douala tell Unisport Bafang: Ahmadu Liman is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

332 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

6 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

11 matches without a win for Unisport Bafang

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Unisport Bafang are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Dimitri Mbele out for 34 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Unisport Bafang will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Unisport Bafang

Position 12 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Vladimir Limaleba

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Achille Fokem signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Achille Fokem and Unisport Bafang agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Unisport Bafang

Becker Tcheuani and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Lucky Clement

Marked 8.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Unisport Bafang and Canon Yaounde take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 1‑1 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

311 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

12 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Unisport Bafang board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Becker Tcheuani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Unisport Bafang lose Benjamin Ondoa

37 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Market

Unisport Bafang and Vladimir Limaleba are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

David Ngameni gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say David Ngameni is on it.

The dugout

Jacques Moukandjo is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

302 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

10 May 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Becker Tcheuani and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Unisport Bafang

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dimitri Mbele was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, David Ngameni plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief