Patrick Berge

Right Midfielder - Åsane U18
20 Feb 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Patrick Berge

55 Edition

The Åsane Herald

16 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Sebastian Selin puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Åsane, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A fracture rules Patrick Berge out for 14 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Åsane will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The wait goes on for Åsane

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Åsane

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Åsane can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Filip Oprea falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Valerenga tell Åsane: Ulrik Gjøslien Martins is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kristoffer Barmen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kristoffer Barmen, and the manager let it.

Transfer targets

Åsane try to borrow Jakob Rømo Skille

IK Brage have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

The dugout

Åsane keep their word to Hassou Diaby

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

Back issues
54 Edition

The Åsane Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Patrick Berge out for 22 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Åsane will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Sebastian Selin keeps Åsane in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

The dugout

Johannes Kvammen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Åsane have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

The goals have deserted Åsane

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Åsane can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Filip Oprea falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ismaïl Ouro-Agoro

Åsane asked and Al Gaish said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Mathias Blårud in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Åsane this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Ylldren Ibrahimaj gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Herman Geelmuyden

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

53 Edition

The Åsane Herald

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Emanuel Grønner puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Åsane, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

30 days out for Patrick Berge after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Åsane will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Transfer targets

Edvard Race due for a Åsane medical

Everything agreed with Moss, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Words exchanged at Åsane

Kristoffer Barmen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

KFUM Oslo tell Åsane: Jonas Hjorth is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Talks stall between Åsane and Kristoffer Barmen

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Player ratings

Sturla Ottesen was the difference for Åsane

Marked 7.50. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Boardroom

86% of the income goes out in wages at Åsane

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Knut Spangelo Haga named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Knut Spangelo Haga is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

In brief

37 Edition

The Åsane Herald

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Sebastian Brudvik keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Åsane may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Tobias Gjesdahl turns down Åsane

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: another club keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

A falling-out at Åsane

Herman Geelmuyden and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Åsane

4 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Words at Åsane training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kristoffer Barmen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ylldren Ibrahimaj

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ylldren Ibrahimaj, and the manager let it.

Market

Åsane promote Patrick Ajer from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Patrick Ajer has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Patrick Berge steps up from the Åsane academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Patrick Berge has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Birger King joins the Åsane first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Birger King is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief