Patrick Johansen

Striker - Hødd U18
19 Feb 2029
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The Hødd Post

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Halvard Urnes hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hødd can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Daniel Brandal: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Hødd have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Real improvement from Markus Wæhler at Hødd

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Markus Wæhler is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Sondre Fosnæss Hanssen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hødd this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Villum Dalsgaard runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Hødd

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Torbjørn Kallevåg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Brann tell Hødd: Jonas Torsvik is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Patrick Bohinen steps up from the Hødd academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Patrick Bohinen has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief