Doido

Central Defender - Free Agent
15 Apr 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Doido

95 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

22 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

22 matches without a win for Humaitá

The run now stands at 22, and the questions being asked around Humaitá are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Anger at Humaitá spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zé Rafael

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Humaitá bow out of the cup

Corinthians go through and Humaitá go home, 0‑4 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Corinthians leaves Humaitá explaining themselves

0-4, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Market

Doido asks to leave Humaitá

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Lucas Góes frozen out at Humaitá

This is not rotation. Lucas Góes has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Humaitá is pretending otherwise.

Match

Tocantinópolis take the points off Humaitá

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Arthur Alves

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

Back issues
80 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Humaitá put Mateus Gomes on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Market

João Rafael puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Humaitá, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Daniel Batista told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Daniel Batista has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Humaitá.

The dugout

Uche without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Uche was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

Boardroom

Humaitá can only buy what they sell

Nobody has barred the club from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every incoming name comes with an outgoing one attached.

Squad

A row about effort at Humaitá

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matheus Cavalcante was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Zé Rafael's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Doido gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Humaitá and Arsen Mirabyan are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

79 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Humaitá spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Doido asks to leave Humaitá

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at Humaitá training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lucas Góes is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Renzo Trotta gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Daniel Batista frozen out at Humaitá

This is not rotation. Daniel Batista has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Humaitá is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Humaitá

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

73 Edition

The Humaitá Courier

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Eduardo Cavalcante asks to leave Humaitá

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Alisson Santana is a medical away from Humaitá

The deal with Sport Recife is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Humaitá rebuffed over Joaquim

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Ferroviário have kept their man, and Humaitá go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Lucas Góes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Thiago Teixeira frozen out at Humaitá

This is not rotation. Thiago Teixeira has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Humaitá is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

Humaitá ask about Roberto Pereira

A loan enquiry to GAS: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Doido

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The shop window has Felipe Cantes in it

Humaitá have let the market know Felipe Cantes can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

The dugout

Matheus Cavalcante knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Humaitá, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief