Roberto Ramirez

Defensive Midfielder - Llaneros
27 Apr 2034
Thursday
Process

Marked for Roberto Ramirez

357 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

30 May 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Llaneros board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Words exchanged at Llaneros

Cristian Moreno and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Cristian Moreno

15 goals and a season average of 7.21 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Thiago Vargas

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Honours even between Llaneros and Estudiantes de Caracas

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 1‑1 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

No hiding place for Miguel Martinez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Miguel Martinez, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Roberto Ramirez goes back to face Atletico Venezuela

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Roberto Ramirez’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Llaneros needing him to play as if none of it matters.

The dugout

When it matters, Alejandro Martinez plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

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The Llaneros Herald

7 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Llaneros board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

A fracture rules Pedro Victor out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Llaneros will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Miguel Rondon stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Miguel Rondon and Llaneros agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words exchanged at Llaneros

Cristian Moreno and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Llaneros against Estudiantes de Caracas

0‑2 to Estudiantes de Caracas, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Erick Sarmiento

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Words at Llaneros training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Facundo Bacci is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Erick Sarmiento

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief

337 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

10 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Llaneros board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

A fracture rules Pedro Victor out for 67 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Llaneros will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The dugout

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Squad

Words exchanged at Llaneros

Cristian Moreno and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Deportivo Tachira tell Llaneros: Diego Bolaños is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Carlos Dávila gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

No place for Roberto Ramirez in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Llaneros are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

The dugout

Ángel Peñaranda knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Llaneros, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The dressing room has a star in it

Carlos Dávila arrived with a record at a bigger club than this one, and the room has treated him accordingly. The young ones watch him train; the senior ones watch to see whether it lasts.

In brief

336 Edition

The Llaneros Herald

3 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

74 days out for Pedro Victor after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Llaneros will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Ángel Peñaranda asks to leave Llaneros

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Roberto Ramirez gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Roberto Ramirez has just signed for Llaneros, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Valentín Sosa

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Llaneros have done the hard part with Deportivo Tachira, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Tempers go at Llaneros

Cristian Moreno was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Llaneros rebuffed over Juan Vegas

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Deportivo Tachira have kept their man, and Llaneros go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Roberto Ramirez stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Roberto Ramirez and Llaneros agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Benjamín Saavedra gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Transfer targets

Llaneros try to borrow Diego Bolaños

Deportivo Tachira have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief