Noah Cacace

Right Midfielder - WaiBOP United
26 Aug 2028
Saturday
Process

Marked for Noah Cacace

103 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at WaiBOP United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dane Cacace

44 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Every point is an argument now for WaiBOP United

Position 5 and 12 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Noah Cacace hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what WaiBOP United can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Ryan Wood rejects the move

WaiBOP United had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Canterbury United, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Ramón Arcas wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at WaiBOP United can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Words exchanged at WaiBOP United

Ben De Vries and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Canterbury United tell WaiBOP United: Kosta Stamatelopoulos is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at WaiBOP United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Noah Singh was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

Back issues
100 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the WaiBOP United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Alex Payne damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Jake Lockyer

WaiBOP United and Hawke's Bay United have settled on $300.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Squad

A falling-out at WaiBOP United

Ben De Vries and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jake Lockyer

WaiBOP United asked and Hawke's Bay United said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Noah Singh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The decline has begun for Jordan Vale

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 34 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for WaiBOP United is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

The dugout

Ryan Fenton frozen out at WaiBOP United

This is not rotation. Ryan Fenton has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

WaiBOP United ask about Nathan Garrow

A loan enquiry to Auckland City: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

99 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at WaiBOP United spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alex Payne

32 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. WaiBOP United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

WaiBOP United are in real trouble now

Position 5, 12 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Words exchanged at WaiBOP United

Ben De Vries and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Kosta Stamatelopoulos

WaiBOP United asked and Canterbury United said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Liberato Sutton

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Liberato Sutton, and the manager let it.

In brief

90 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Alex Payne out for 95 days

95 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. WaiBOP United lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Tempers go at WaiBOP United

Ben De Vries was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Noah Singh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Tim Barbarouses gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Tim Barbarouses is on it.

The dugout

Noah Cacace gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Jordan Vale knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at WaiBOP United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

81 Edition

The WaiBOP United Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ben De Vries in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at WaiBOP United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Noah Singh falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Cameron Fenton frozen out at WaiBOP United

This is not rotation. Cameron Fenton has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at WaiBOP United is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

James Waine has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at WaiBOP United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Noah Cacace has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and WaiBOP United will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Market

Window shut, Bill Colvey still here

WaiBOP United spent the window trying to move Bill Colvey on and nobody came. He trains with a squad that has already told him he is not part of it, and both sides now wait for the next one.

In brief