Jonas Linnes

Striker - Stromsgodset U20
6 Nov 2030
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Jonas Linnes

199 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

20 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jonas Linnes

14 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Louis Schaub keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stromsgodset may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alan Cole

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alan Cole will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stromsgodset the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Kristian Eriksen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Stromsgodset end the wait against Sandefjord

It had gone 7 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Sander Lægreid Johansen

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

The dugout

Håkon Lorentzen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Sander Lægreid Johansen sends Stromsgodset past Sandefjord

It finished 1‑0, and it was Sander Lægreid Johansen’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Stromsgodset.

Squad

A row about effort at Stromsgodset

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mads Kikkenborg was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

Back issues
198 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

13 May 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jonas Linnes

21 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The small margins put Stromsgodset out

Out, 2‑3 to Stabaek, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Alan Cole scores twice — 8.51

Two goals and a mark of 8.51 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

The wait goes on for Stromsgodset

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Only the photograph left for Isak Helstad Amundsen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Isak Helstad Amundsen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stromsgodset the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 146% of the Stromsgodset income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The terraces

Stromsgodset supporters have found a favourite in Alan Cole

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Alan Cole has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Umar Saho beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Stromsgodset count the cost of losing Sokrates Krossen

35 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

197 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

6 May 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Jonas Linnes out for 31 days

31 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Stromsgodset lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Mads Kikkenborg keeps Stromsgodset in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No end in sight to Stromsgodset's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stromsgodset has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Stromsgodset

Kristian Eriksen and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

The run is over for Stromsgodset

8 matches without defeat, and then Valerenga. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stromsgodset against Valerenga

0‑1 to Valerenga, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Sander Lægreid Johansen is the division's best young player this month

At 20 he has spent a month being better than everybody his age in the league, which is a different and harder thing than one good afternoon. Stromsgodset will try very hard not to make too much of it.

The dugout

Jesper Taaje gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Stefan Odegaard left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

196 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jonas Linnes

38 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stromsgodset lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Alie Conteh asks to leave Stromsgodset

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

8 unbeaten for Stromsgodset

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Stromsgodset did not have in the autumn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Stromsgodset

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Stromsgodset are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Kristian Eriksen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stromsgodset this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mads Kikkenborg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jay-Roy Grot

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jay-Roy Grot, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Birk Risa is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Stromsgodset

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

195 Edition

The Stromsgodset Sentinel

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Jonas Linnes out for 46 days

46 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Stromsgodset lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Adam Bergmark Wiberg hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stromsgodset can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Alan Cole has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stromsgodset they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Johannes Kvammen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stromsgodset may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Stromsgodset

Kristian Eriksen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

7 unbeaten for Stromsgodset

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Stromsgodset did not have in the autumn.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Isak Helstad Amundsen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Isak Helstad Amundsen makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Squad

A row about effort at Stromsgodset

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mads Kikkenborg was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief